Sack Rome

Well they're essentially cucking themselves now so I assume it's just their instinctual drift of which they aren't aware of.

>kappa 123

Germans created communism.

League of the Just founded by Germans in 1836.
League of the Just was a utopian socialist and Christian communist group.

League of the Just became the Communist League.

Before the First World War the Social Democratic Party (SPD) was the largest party in Germany and the world's most successful socialist party

German Hegel influenced Marxism, communism, and fascism...
Hegel's philosophy served not only as an inspiration for communist and fascist totalitarian governments of the 20th century, whose dialectics allow for any belief to be construed as rational simply if it could be said to exist.

Why do germans try so hard to ruin Europe? Is it because they have collective autism and can't stand being an irrelevant backwater shithole?

is their addiction to piss porn, scat eating, and zoophilia just never enough?

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what does /pol/ have to do with this?

leave /pol/ alone!

Sacking Constantinople? Wasn't that done by the seaniggers from Venice?

Don't forget sacking Rome twice. 1527 never forgetti.
All hail to pope Luther!

Learn how to use flags op!
It doesn't trigger me that Germany is made responsible for everything up to the teutons and cimbrians but don't make a democratic(!) Germany responsible for it.
It's like using the tricolore when talking about louis xiv which noone does!

Are you polish, french or english?

Childhood is being impressed with Germans. Adult hood is realizing they're perpetual cucks who screw up Greco-Roman civilization at every turn.

The Illuminati were founded in Germany!

>>wants to open the border for incontainable and uncontrollable amount of refugees

There is scientific data that shows Merkel had almost no impact on the amout of refugees.

Do your research fucktard.

But feelings are so much better user!

>sack Rome
>sack Constantinople
>create protestants reducing the power of the roman Catholic church
>send Lenin to Russia leading to communism and Russia's degradation
>most hated leader loved Roman aesthetics

maybe they just hate Romans so much they had to cause the collapse of the Second and Third Rome while screwing over Rome as much as possible

>Leader of a country has *almost no* impact on what happens in said country

Mhm, yeah, tell me more.

Well spooked, comrade.

Germans aren't really bad people. The problem with Germans is, once they have put their mind to something, it's like they have blinders on. That's why they are so good at making cars or developing industrial standards. Or to wreck Europe in a war of imperial conquest.

So yeah, more simply put, autism.

>Germans aren't really bad people

Hehe.

Give me one reason why we should let Germany exist and not dissolve it and return it to countries that rightfully deserve it to stop it from becoming a power vacuum every so and so years because of its location close to Eastern-Europe and relatively far away from Western-Europe.

>france is protestant

One thing Germans can't do: become the good guys. They always have to ruin everything.

Give western Germany to France.
Give eastern Germany to Poland.
Give northern Germany to Denmark
Make Bavaria independent.

How to achieve eternal peace and unity 101

And all that in just 27 years of existence...

Hitler was Austrian though. And Austrians considered themselves Germanic +1 while the Prussians were dirty Baltic viking wannabes.

Bolsheviks were sent by Germany to destabilize Russia. Germany is literally responsible for WWI, WW2, AND THE EXISTENCE OF COMMUNISM.
Holodomor is the fault of germans. Katyn is the fault of germans. The killing fields is the fault of germans. The purges in the Soviet Union are the fault of germans.

>Sacked Rome
>Teutonic Crusades
>Sacked Constantinople
>Polish-Teutonic Wars
>Reformation- Religious wars
>Thirty Years War
>Seven Years War
>Saved the Brits at Waterloo
>Communism
>Illuminati of Bavaria
>Rothschilds
>Franco-Prussian war
>Namibia genocide
>WWI
>October revolution
>WWII
>Slav/jewish genocides

WAKE ME UP

should've nuked them in 1945

>Wasn't that done by the seaniggers from Venice?

no it is always Germany who is to blame, always

It's just a beautiful dream user. Sleep well my friend and enjoy the dream.

That greentexting makes no sense. It was the army of Charles V. who sacked rome for 8 months or so. And the mercenaries trolled the pope by riding in front of his castle where he was sitting, dressed as bishops cardinals etc. and demanding that Luther becomes pope.

>sack Rome
wahhhh somebody attacked muh rome and it gets fucked like 6 times its not fair wahhhh

This shit is so retarded.

I can throw together my subjective own little greentext to prove that Nation X is super ebil.

>GB:
>raping france, tremendously weakening it in the middle ages
>seceding from the glorious catholic church establishing a trend paving the way for centuries of religious unrest
>constantly fiddling in the continental Power balance for their own benefit-preventing unified and stabilizing rule which could have established a new rome (Napoléon, the Reich in WW1)
>established colonies worldwide,commited gruelsome crimes there
>famines in India and Ireland which were tolerated and intensified by GB for profit and political reasons
>the general shitshow colonization in Africa was
>wiping out the Indians in North America
>flooded with foreigners to the point that the state isn't working properly anymore
>Decolonization:
>completely fucked up the middle east out of greed (not only inciting the Arab uprising but greedily grabbing mandates afterwards which they couldn't even properly rule in the long term)
>Sykes-Picot
>exploiting Persian oil in the 50s and beforehand,paving the way for the shah and the islamic revolution
>involved in the whole Israel shitshow which destabilzed the middle east massively (hey i am pro Israel but this is one of these meme greentexts)
>voting pro-Brexit setting back the european project and endangering global financial stability

Look my own little meme. I completely failed to even mention the huge positive role GB played in the foundation of the modern world. Just equated GB with every incarnation of Anglo-Saxons that benefitted me and generally choose a really one sided and stupid perspective.

All of you fucking
>muh my glorious Empire larpers
pull your head out of your Ass. Your highschool tier reactionary worldview is just retarded.

Calm down mate. Most of the people here are shitposting because it is fun not because they are believing the stuff they said.

>because its fun

No because they are retarded. People are trying to sell this meme that /pol/ is just funny and ironic aswell. In fact its just flooded by Neonazis, various nationalists and retarded paleo christians/conservatives from murica.

People here are just retarded highschool tier reactionaries. Trying to style themselves as the reasonable middle path between /pol/ and Veeky Forums while they actually derail the few good historical discussions that emerge with stale overused memes and flooding the board with /rel/ shitposting.

germans truly are the scum of the world
youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY

>germany wasn't super ebil because brittan was also super ebil
t. german intellectual

>>seceding from the glorious catholic church establishing a trend paving the way for centuries of religious unrest
>Implying that Anglicanism came before Lutheranism and Calvinism
>>constantly fiddling in the continental Power balance for their own benefit-preventing unified and stabilizing rule which could have established a new rome (Napoléon, the Reich in WW1)
>The Reich in WW1 could establish a new Rome

>Look my own little meme. I completely failed to even mention the huge positive role GB played in the foundation of the modern world.
>Implying Germans had any positive role in the foundation of the modern world

>t. german intellectual

>completely missing the point that i made

I was arguing that it is really easy and wortheless to just meme a country due to autism or historical rivalries you brainlet.

>The Reich in WW1 could establish a new Rome

> Just equated GB with every incarnation of Anglo-Saxons that benefitted me and generally choose a really one sided and stupid perspective.

Also nice how you forget to mention Napoleon showing your blatant pro france bias.

>Implying Germans had any positive role in the foundation of the modern world

Yeah no your radical and edgy position surely is rooted in reality.

>I was arguing that it is really easy and wortheless to just meme a country due to autism or historical rivalries you brainlet.

people joke about germany because it is a sad excuse for a world power and directly responsible for the most destructive wars in European history. To call anyone who holds legitimate grudges against the German "people" a "brainlet" is just as stupid as complaining about jokes on an Mongolian basket weaving forum

>how dare you ridicule muh germania fuking brainlet scum

But Anglos are just a different breed of Saxon. You're just proving that in both cases they're disgusting.

legitimate grudges like those people who whine that the visigoths sacked rome?
Only to style them into some form of defenders of christendom when they fight against the muslims in spain?
Man, all those legitimate reasons...

Like I said. People are here either for shitposting or for whining how "bad" their "poor" country was treated.
So in most cases whiny frogs.

even on wednesdays?

>legitimate grudges like those people who whine that the visigoths sacked rome?
would you prefer it if people celebrated the fall of rome?
>Only to style them into some form of defenders of christendom when they fight against the muslims in spain?
You should go back to /pol/ if you want to argue with strawmans

i know right. it's almost as pathetic as whining about how "bad" their "poor" country is treated on Veeky Forums.

No but I would prefer it if people were salty about things that were relevant. I mean I understand all those salty poles who are still angry about WW2 and the cold war. But come on. The fall of rome? Half of those guys who are whining about that would have been called babarians by the romans back then. So I make fun of them.
And about the strawman thing. Many people here use memes as arguments. Just saying.

>No but I would prefer it if people were salty about things that were relevant. I mean I understand all those salty poles who are still angry about WW2 and the cold war. But come on. The fall of rome?
Why do you even come here if you think Roman history is irrelevant?
>Half of those guys who are whining about that would have been called babarians by the romans back then. So I make fun of them.
So making fun of people interested in Classical antiquity is fun but ridiculing Germans and their shitty empire is taking things too far?
>And about the strawman thing. Many people here use memes as arguments.
And people like you use strawmans as arguments. What's your point?

JUST

>backwater shithole

Definitely, compared to the glory that is Spain, Greece, Portugal, France who are doing so well right now, no?

We rule Poorope now. Deal with it.

>implying Bavaria wouldn't just conquer all that land back

Frogs and Polacks stand no chance fighting the eternal Kraut

Agreed

You're forgetting the autistic nailer

Not him, but the Visigoths ultimately settled in Spain. So the Spanish sacked Rome, not the Germans.

Boniface of Montferrat was the true ring leader behind that. He gave refuge to Alexios IV, was Alexios's sponsor, was the leader of the Frankish forces, was the most ardent pusher toward Constantinople, and had a legitimate claim to the throne of Constantinople through marriage.

>dude you can't just discuss German war crimes without mentioning all the good things they've done quit being so reactionary guys :+(

Obligatory
youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY

France: Who are you?

Germany: It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan. No one cared who I was until I annexed Alsace-Lorraine.

France (talking about Poznan): If I pull this off, will you die?

Germany: It would be extremely painful...

France: You're a big Reich.

Germany: For you.

France: Was losing the Second Battle of the Marne part of your plan?

Germany: Of course. Italy refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to know what he told you about us.

France: Well, congratulations, you lost the war. What's the next step of your master plan?

Germany: Crashing this continent... with no survivors!

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kek

When did Germans sack Rome or Constantinople?

Currently Constaninople sacks germany