Give me one reason why you aren't successful yet

Give me one reason why you aren't successful yet.

spend all my time shitposting on Veeky Forums

Im on biz

I feel weak... It's too late for me to ever get good at something. I wasted my best years, and I find myself without any self control.

Because I'm losing all my money on fucking DIGIBYTE. THEIR FUCKING SLOGAN IS TAKE A BYTE OUT OF THE FUTURE. WHY DID I FALL FOR THIS SHIIIIITT

They weren't wrong. They sure took a byte out of your future!

>he fell for a shitcoin whose mascot is knockoff megaman giving the thumbs up

Is 23 too late to turn your life around?

Serious question

Because I have to sleep.

Because I was on /pol/ for 3 years. Only started to get into crypto now. Spent last week on Veeky Forums lurking, checking out how this board works. I realized Veeky Forums is shit because you have 0 energy as a board, there is always 2 "idea camps" fighting each other about how good certain investment is. You both end up being wrong.

In conclusion, thank you Veeky Forums for giving me information how basics work, but taking anyones advice from here is just stupid.
Way too many shills here and whalers that fuck with you. Think for yourselves people and good luck.

waiting for my friend to hear back from the business consortium starting up operations in my state. He gets hired, I get hired. He passes, he gives me their contact info.

lmfao

>2 camps fighting is better than one camp circlejerking

Go back to your containment board

Hello, fellow /pol/ack

Shut the fuck up, pajeet.

I only into'd crypto a month ago

im also short and unattractive with no friends

ill try make it tho desu

I can give you the bullshit, it's never too late! Tony Robbins shit but the truth is before 25 is the perfect time to build habits that'll last a life time

Nothing wrong with having 2 camps. I'm just saying you won't make it anywhere without extensive research on your subject of interest. I was almost shilled on mooncoin. Researched a lot about it and I find it to be a scam. Even have some weird stuff I found about devs along the way.

Hey /pol/ack :)

lack of luck in the market casino

balding

Because Im a lazy piece of shit

Because bitcoin isn't at 1 million yet

Not enough dopamine. I live, and grew up socially isolated so most of them time I don't even feel real.


I've been doing some research though, I might have found a fix for it.

I actually was....make $13K a month from hustling and running from my family. The fucking second I slow down to help these piece of shits I'm connected to for the rest of my life, they fucked me over and turn back to normie toys. And then have the nerve to say, "Well you chose to help, user..."

I guess I'm choosing to being on the news this weekend when I burn down the house they bitch at me about paying for.

My dad took out $100K loan on the home without telling anyone now there's random cars pulling up slow in surburia taking photos of this place. I gave them $1000 I could of invested in ETH 2 months ago when it was at $40 or so after the guilt trips set in only to see it rocket and be left flying my kite on this dying earth, dreaming of the stars.

I've been seriously thinking about leaving everyone here and not turning back. I've had more people give solid advice and lulz just being anons on here while the world out there pretends to be trendy. I just can't anymore.

Help me leave this rock once and for all....I'm meant for the stars.

BTC: 13cuy7655fYSMyck8u89fmv6NshEhGvpuY

I have to spend money on eating, student loans, and bills instead of buying shitcoins.

I'm too fucking sad for grammar anymore....I'm up early everyday trying to do odd jobs and freelance for crypto funds and no one in this house can even get up before 10am to save their life.

Haven't had a fun day in months while these fucktards scroll through instagram and buy scratchers all day. God help me. Kek destory them.

Holy kek.

i daytrade

I'm not very attractive and I have bad knees so I can't squat or deadlift properly :(

At least you have those dubs going for you, user

Got addicted to heroin for 10 years. I like to think it was a necessary step before i become successful for if get addicted all my success would have beens eaten up by hedonistic endeavours. It was necessary for me to learn the lesson that life is suffering.

> for if i get addicted
Wew

I meant if i had gained success before i got addicted. It just wouldnt have been possible because i was looking for happiness the last ten years when what i really wanted was stability , predictability, and contentedness. I was confused about what i wanted so obviously i went searching in the wrong places only to learn a very valuable lesson.

some people aren't meant to be successful in this world

I wasted most of my 20s not knowing what I wanted out of life. Started to get my shit together in the last 2 years, but it's not enough time to be successful yet.

I do however have more bank than most of these shits in here, so I guess I got that going for me.

99.999 percent of the population is in the same boat user so your are in just as good of shape as everyone else.
You could master a skill in 10 years. Leaving you at 40 years old with another 30-40 years honing your craft whatever it may be, and making bank the whole time, if that is what drives you. It is not too late to achieve you dreams. This is the perfect time to start.

I'm a dumb and unmotivated piece of shit.

I got in a week too late

I'm 19 and want to be a doctor which takes fucking forever

Too epileptic for the army, too greedy for the priesthood, too smart for the liberal arts, too math-illiterate for the sciences, and too clumsy for the trades. All the good farmland is taken up already, and hunting/trapping isn't as profitable as it used to be. What's a rural Michigander to do? All I can think of is moonshining.

This made me feel better about my situation, I feel sorry for you man.

My parents are a lot more responsible but they're still like fucking black holes with money. My mother was whining the other day about how they always end up in the red every month and how that didn't happen when we were "poor" (false, also we never were) and how the world is all wrong and it's just not fair REEEEEE.
Needless to say it's because they're living above their means now and still feel entitled to more. I'm living like a fucking monk and saving what I can because I know I can't count on them to bail me out and I'll probably the one forced to do so at some point . AND their siblings keep begging them for "loans" (free money.)
I love my family but fucking boomers, man.

>doctor
>successful
>lol

Enjoy making sub minimum wage considering all the hours worked and throwing your 20's and 30's away to be a human car mechanic who cannot think independently.

You think that's bad? Virtually every woman I know wants to be a either a nurse or a teacher, but every nurse I know is a total bitch, probably due to sheer stress. Ask them about their day, and they start ranting like a cross between a gibsmedat, a racist granny, and a Fox newscaster. They do have some points, but for fuck's sake keep it together.

Teachers are perpetually miserable and bitter too, at least the veterans.

I'm not too worried these days. About to get my masters in data analytics and then it's off into the wild.

paying your mother child support.

Wasted a number years trying to make it big with my friend starting an online business. Ended up failing and eventually learned the hard way that my friend was a utterly selfish jerk, control freak, and a lazy bum.

Wow you repeated his joke
Wow you laughed at it

age?

jews keeping me down

i'm a virgin neet with a criminal record (drug possession)

So it's your friend's fault? Sounds like an excuse to me

>A criminal and a virgin
user...

it's pretty damn depressing
the only thing that's stopping me from killing myself is the cryptocoin gains

wow, that sounds oddly similar to what ghetto niggers say about whitey.
hmmmmm.... it's really a wonder you're not successful, user.

Genes, genes, it's all genes and which ones you're assigned. If you have an entirely shit family then you'll be 100% shit. If you have some decent genes on your grandmother's part then you may be the lucky 5% to inherit 75% of those genes.

It is natural for us mammals to have a sixth sense, it's what we call being lucky.

DON'T BLAME MY CONSCIOUS. BLAME MY SUBCONSCIOUS.

BASED BITCH

WAIFU'D ON THE SPOT

>spend years studying and doing nothing so that one day I can have a nice job
>be 30
>read a book about enterpreneurship
>OH GOD I HAVE BEEN IT ALL WRONG MY ENTIRE LIFE
>now I'm officially an online memetrepeneur hoping to cross into the real world soonish
I'm going to get there.

Why don't you hypotize your subconscious then?

Didn't you sell at 950 like a normal person? I mean it was fucking obvious that a coin which started from 100 sats will stop at 1000.
P&D coins never go above 10x

Chose worthless degree.

Hmm.. that might be an idea.
Unless the subconscious is so stupid it will...
>You are now a chicken.
>Begins to bark.

Literally no one on Veeky Forums has a net worth higher than like 100k

All posers.

>Mfw made 200k in crypto but no friends or anything, already had an apartment and basically don't know what to do with the money except continue to gamble it on shitcoins

tl;dr if you're a sad fuck you can only become a rich sad fuck on Veeky Forums

>I speak 5 languages fluently
>I was offered to buy bitcoin when it was released
>I told my mom to buy google stock back in 2000, told her to buy apple stocks back in 2004 to no avail
>Graduated with a 3.8 GPA
>Wrote a book when at 21
>Got a job to work at my country´s congress fresh out of uni
>have written an indexed academic article and 10 non indexed long academic essays
>135 IQ (tested by a psychologist during adulthood)
>went from being severely overweight to zyzz mode in just a few years after turning 14
>have banged lots of chicks, have had lots of gfs
>have great friends
>not socially awkward...though

My mother has severe BPD, estranged me from my family, went out of her way to make sure I never spoke with my dad or my half brothers, spent all her money on psychologists and psychiatrists (have been to over 10 different ones) thinking there was something wrong with me, just to be told by them to play dumb with her since its obvious shes demented and has munchenhaus by proxy syndrome, but theres nothing that I can do legally, put me in an insane asylum just to be released a week later and be told the same, since I was born (Im 24) Ive lived in over 20 different cities, 47 different houses an went to 19 different schools, shes completely insane, in day to day life she appears completely normal but when she got home she started screaming for no reason, blaming all of my family for shit shes done to herself, banging her head against the wall until she started bleeding or passed out, throwing dishes at the wall out of a sudden, and the weirdest one of all, she liked building "sculptures out of trash or broken things and shed get furious if I even dared to suggest to throw it out.

cont

What of that was left after you woke up from your sleep?

you cashout and invest half in a real market and buy property with the other half dumb frogposter

I always end up cucking myself, when I was working at congress everything was going fine but since I get anxious expecting the worst out of a sudden I ended up yelling like a madman to a congressman in the middle of a meeting, of course I got fired and everyone was surprised since I seemed like such a "nice and smart guy".

To my mothers delight Im now starting to develop paranoia because of all the bullshit Ive been through, finally she can go to her family and say: "see I told you he was crazy".

Worst part is shes not dumb at all, she works a high level government job (so her work friends, albeit knowing whats going on always cove up for her), she has a PHD from an Ivy league uni in the U.S.

Im now living at a friends place, doing odd jobs so I wont starve, completely unmotivated and alone.

M-maybe I should try to just b myself, r-right guys?

???

It depends how you want to interpret success.

I moved to Vietnam four years ago to TEFL English. In that time, I built four websites and three apps catering exclusively to the Vietnamese. These rely on users posting their own goods and others searching, so require no fresh content or hard work from me. After hosting and app store annual fees, I average just over $1000 a month. This was enough for me to quit teaching. My rent and utilities are $200 a month, and $800 a month is enough for me to live comfortably in Vietnam. I live in a climate I like, an environment I like, have a close group of expat friends, don't have to work and spend most of the day reading, live a fifteen min walk from the beach, and most importantly, I really enjoy my life. I know your criteria for success is probably a bitcoin millionaire, but by my own criteria I have already succeeded.

I blame him for wasting my time and taking advantage of me. But, unlike him, I haven't failed. I work in the tech industry now while he's still a NEET.

Because I injured myself and need surgery.

But I'm a wuss who's scared of the surgery gimping me worse than I am currently.

Plus I feel like it would be a very uncomfortable scenario telling my boss I need to have 1-2 months off while I'm in a sling.

Fuck my life.

But technically speaking i am successful.
>almost 24
>own house
>BA degree in economics
>Veeky Forums and a medalist
>more cash than any of my peers
>top tier cooking, patience and discipline due to working as a chef

The only thing is that i need to be in the league of successful men is an office job with a high title, also a wife and children, and i'm delaying that to acquire more currency.

I didn't buy cuckcoin half a decade ago

>that poor sod who bought a pizza for 10,000 buttcoins

>at congress everything was going fine but since I get anxious expecting the worst out of a sudden I ended up yelling like a madman to a congressman in the middle of a meeting, of course I got fired and everyone was surprised since I seemed like such a "nice and smart guy".
>To my mothers delight Im now starting to develop paranoia because of all the bullshit Ive been through, finally she can go to her family and say: "see I told you he was crazy".
>Worst part is shes not dumb at all, she works a high level government job (so her work friends, albeit knowing whats going on always cove up for her), she has a PHD from an Ivy league uni in the U.S.
>Im now living at a friends place, doing odd jobs so I wont star
man how can I relate. I also live in a shitty parenthal situation, people say Lambo but I can't wait to be able to pay my own rent in some non shitty place

be strong user

where is the yacht and supercars at family? you are successful but not wealthy

wrong, however I doubt there are millionaires here.

a yacht and supercars might make you rich, but not wealthy like ((((they)))) are.

Because I don't care. Define successful. I don't give a shit what norms consider successful.

honestly even if i managed to make big bucks i would rather stick to a simple modest low-cost life.

Not only will that make me retire earlier or starting my own business/company, but also give my children a boost once they inherit my wallets after i've spent a comfy 'American-Dream' like life.

being rich is the new mediocre, if you dont at least own a mega-yacht and a 918 spyder with low mileage then you are just as bad as nocoiners and wagecucks

I'm lazy. I have talents and am reasonably smart but I hate work so I just do enough to get by.

like what user?

omg user im proud

>tfw autsitic enough to find out how to fix japan's economy and reduce their huge debt
>too lazy to make it happen

top kek

Thing is, guaranteed you didn't learm anything.
You'll go out and find the next shitecoin being pumped on here and buy it. You'll listen to everyone who pumps it. You'll be persuaded by boxes with text calling you a nocoiner or talking about lambos.
>Why do I fall for this shit?
BECAUSE YOU MAKE TRADING DECISIONS BASED ON Veeky Forums POSTS.
If you can't develop an independent thesis on why and how the instrument in question will perform, don't buy it. "It's the future/people will want this someday/it has a cool name" is not a thesis.

Appreciate it man.

Goddamn user, right in the fucking feels.

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I blame all my failures on white people. It's worked out pretty well so far...