>the date is 1/1/2009
>you appear in front of your past self
>you only have a minute to tell your past self THREE things
What do you say, Veeky Forums?
Me?
>stay single forever
>look out for "bitcoin" and invest a lot of money into it
>take steroids and lift
roid is a bad meme
>kill yourself now
>it's not going to get any better
>it really isn't
"BUY THE DIP"
I'd only say one thing
>take more risks
People in general but young people especially are way way to risk averse. Everyone gets some dead end wagecuck job and thinks they've made it. Take the risk, because for most people they don't have to lose nearly as much as they think.
Buy BTC.
1. Quit fuckin around, getting ahead of your peers is the best feel ever
2. Quit fuckin around
3. But btc. Savings accounts will be worth jack shit soon and interest rates will be even lower. Btc growth rate is higher than those anyway
4. Quit fuckin around, you'll do good for the most part, and buy btc when you can
5. 32 is when we're getting out of this shit anyways, like we talked, so there's not much time left
>wasting potential on telling yourself to become MGTOW and to become a gymrat with a limp dick.
>not being extra greedy
Disgusting
>tell myself lottery numbers from that period
>tell myself more lottery numbers
>tell myself to invest a big amount of the money I have just made into bitcoin
>?????
>$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Buy Bitcoin.
Once Ethereum comes out buy Ethereum
Trump's gonna be president in 2016, so bet gains on him winning.
Read up the butterfly effect.
BUY BITCOIN
BUY BITCOIN
NEVER NEVER NEVER SELL
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>buy BTC nownownownownow
>don't date the cute blonde at Chick Fil A, she's actually insane
>also youre going to fight your best friend, win, and lose him as a friend
what constitutes a "thing"? it would be better to just have the minute lmao
Congrats moron. You just fucked yourself into depositing all your money into Mt Gox. Well done
-write this down
Buy 5000 bitcoin and don't sell 4000 of them until 2017, 1000 you can sell in 2013
Save every penny you can.
Marry the 2010 gf, she's perfect so don't lose her like the idiot you are
Sell all gold in 2011, buy btc with it
Finish that MA asap or you never will
MA?
Pre-bologna reform masters degree
Give some lotto results to myself
Buy btc
Buy eth
>spent a lot of time with your dad in his last months and be a good son
>buy a as much bitcoin as you can as a twelve year old
educate yourself outside of school and read
>
I'm sorry user.
I hope things get better for you.
use memes all the time
bet on red
buy diablo 3 collectors edition and sell for profit
The best time to plant a tree was 10 years ago. The second best time is now. The third best time will be tomorrow
Bitcoin will be $100,000 soon. Screencap this
>buy bitcoin
>pick a STEM major or start a business
You should ask for that money to buy bitcoin
Buy ethereum
Bet on trump winning
>ETH isn't a meme like doge, invest in it first time you hear about it, you'll be fucking rich and maybe your parents can afford not having to move out later
>Learn how to not be a fucking pussy
>Go to a2t
"All right, listen you little shit: take that student loan refund amd sink it ALL into bitcoin. ALL OF IT. And the next one, and the next! Stop playing Magic. You're gonna be a millionaire by the time you're 35."
Don't fall for the crypto Ponzi scheme
Take out a $100,000 loan and spend it all on bitcoin
>Get into the IT industry (Coding) sooner
>Keep a lookout for bitcoin and mine/buy some early on.
>Learn game development sooner.