Jew thread

oy vey, your ancestors would be proud

(no joke, keep it up. it pays off in the long run)

i spend 20 bucks per 18 months on TP

these types of luxuries aren't expensive if you use it efficiently

>Go through restaurant/supermarket garbage always find totally usable food to stack fridge with
>Keep a ton of waterbottles and just refill them at parks free water
>Shower rarely, and in the summer always shower at the beach showers
>Steal good stuff from the homeless
>Be homeless
>Fart on hands in the winter to keep warm
>Pee in bottles and cuddle with them to stay warm
>Sell my body
>Only take out my BMW to drive dealer friends around nd make good money selling crack

I'm never shaking hands with anyone ever again.
You're a goddamn vector for e. coli, you filthy jew!!

>$20 a month
>not expensive
>$20 a month with 20% annual compounded interest over 20 year period = $766.75
>invest that money over another 20 year period @ 20% and that's $29,395.35
>tfw you're losing almost $30,000 by using toilet paper and wiping your shit with your hands
>tfw when 21st century urbanization

18 months, user. 1.5 years. 20 dollars.

>You're a goddamn vector for e. coli,
>halp halp how does bath soap work

>tfw he's a cook at a restaurant you eat at

There's being frugal to save money and then theres living like hobo to hoard money. Don't go full retard on either spectrum you idiots.

that fucking logic l m a o

>shit in bags and toss them in the dumpster
>save colossal amounts of $$$ on toilet water

>stealing from your mother

Eggs ARE my favorite food.

own duplex

rent every possible square foot (half fully rented, two roommates on my side)

get paid $300 to live there after covering all expenses

cash on cash roi approx 40% after 2 years. over 100% if taking into account the fact that i no longer pay rent.

Godspeed, that would annoy the shit out of me.

Have you tried hooking it up to a monitor?

Mfw I'm doing this with a triplex cuz I'm in the "military" and they give us BAH and I wanna pocket all of it

Here's my fucked up lifestyle:
>$630/mo rent, avg$50/mo electric, $30/mo for slow-ass wifi access all over town
>food is mainly vegetables from local food bank and protein supplements. food bank gives me a dozen eggs and TP every week.
>have one steel water bottle, take everywhere
>always bring food with me, never pay for food
>invest all extra monies in crypto and neet books. I don't watch tv
>sold my car, ride around town with 1 of the three bicycles I own
>sleep on a $60 memory foam futon on the floor, buy a new one every year
>all of my furniture is sauced from summer and winter college students throwing away free shit, even the laptops I use.
>Never use AC/Heating, just wear college kid clothes to adjust temperature. I have a dozen badass jackets, ties, shirts, etc. sauced from the garbage

I'm healthy as fuck and I have no friends, because I harp on people for wasting time on video games and eating at restaurants. My only social interaction comes from Veeky Forums and worried phone calls from my parents.
I also have insulin-dependant diabetes...I did't count that in green text, because the outrageous price of insulin and blood tests are beyond the understanding of poorfags...

>shower only once a month
>steal soap from roomates
>steal detergent from roommates
>steal pens from roomates
>steal toilet paper from roomates
>quit smoking
>stop drinking anything but water
>steal cigarettes from roommates
>steal beer from roommates

Only a cuck can't cook. I'm currently patting myself on the back for never spending money on the food industry.

Pick up every penny I see on the ground.

go jew go

>tfw he works at the factory that packages your tendies
there is no escape

I'm also doing the owner occupied duplex thing. I'm thinking about buying another and moving into that one while renting out my entire current duplex. Rinse and repeat until I either start a family or the bank stops giving me mortgages.

Do the black spots remain in your vision when you look away? Do the spots interrupt your porntube viewing? So many more questions I wanna ask, but I'll leave it at that...

>all anons eat as poorly as I do
Unless his crack-slinging PENIS has impregnated the chicken eggs I eat, I'm immune. I wash my vegetables and cook every meal I eat. If he managed to thrust his shit-hands into some dried beans or wrice, I wash the shit out of those too.
I'm actually about to tuck into a bowl of fried tofu and squash with rice right now! I fried the rice in organic peanut oil that pooled on top of the 5lb peanut butter I got from the food bank. Tendies can suck my PENIS

Where do you live?

how much do you have invested in crypto and since how long?

>going to college

>organic peanut oil that pooled on top of the 5lb peanut butter I got from the food bank
and to think i doubted the jewery of this board

The USA. About two hours drive from Seattle.
I have about $1200 invested, mined ETH until the 'hack", then began to solely buy and hodl $10-$20 ETHs. Some of the small amount I put into BTC was back when it was $200 a coin. Recently, just for funsies, I sank about $20 worth of BTC into MOON. Just gonna hodl like usual and cash out in a year or two.
I'm not even 30 yet, been investing for 12 years now. I can barely work a normal job because of health conditions. I was a bartender and a cook for a while and recently just left a scuba diving job. They didn't pay much, so my meager investments have had me learning the Art of Hodling until about this year. :)

good luck bro, you are on a serious frugal plan there, but i respect it because its not easy. heres wishing you sikh gains

>organic jewery scam
I know, but I metioned it just to highlight that you can acquire high-quality goods for free. I may be chef-boy-ar-dee and all, but I ain't giving none of my shekels away for something that keeps me alive
>but you need insulin to live
The god of the jews hates me and gave me this ironic disease.
>why live?
I just wanna live long enough to have a 5-some with hot girls. Every time I go to orgies for free booze, the chicks are generally fat and seeing bodies without vaginas kills my boner. My goals sustain me! Five-some! Five-some! Five! Some!

I am sad that jews run the world.

> eat rice and beans when I could afford steak and lobster
> occasionally catch rides with people when I see an opportunity to carpool
> pregame before hitting the bar, to save on alcohol expense
> Buy and sell things on Craigslist and Ebay for side income
> Help people move at $20/hr for side income
> Drive people to the airport for side income

I make $60k a year (not including the side income shit).

Money never sleeps.

Thank you so much user :..)
I will pick you up in my qt3.14-filled yacht when the time comes and we will ride the wet seas to the Pacific Lunar Space Elevator. To the moon, my friend.

Boss as fuck, but when do you sleep? How much do you pay for rent out of your 60k stable income?

What's her name?

Oh shit I'm in Minot nd or I'd say I'd be your fellow Jew friend

60k a year is minimum wage. congrats on making minimum wage.

I know it's technically not, but it is.

>steak and lobster
>maybe three times a year

Those fucking spots

This is a jew

60k is like 4 times minimum wage retard

>I KNOW IT'S TECHNICALLY NOT, BUT IT IS.

capped

this

Yeah, now I'm definitely never shaking hands or eating restaurant food ever again. Thanks for making me cringe and gag user.

>Filename

>step 2 take a shower

yeah its a tricky balance ... not reporting all the income to avoid taxes, but needing taxable income to get approved for future jew schemes...

Why fivesome

I get the whole mutiple girls thing but 5 seems excessive. I once nearly had a 3some (one girl was rather average) i blew my load really early during the bj and then it got weird, like the girls didnt like each other at all but the penis they like just deflated.

I dont understand how people sustain their hard lives, just for a goal, how is this goal unshakable.

I go out to bars and clubs 3-4 nights a week but I've never bought a drink and I've never gone to ones that require entry fees

Also back in my old days I used to walk home for 2 hours because I was too frugal to pay for a $20 10 minute taxi

>I go out to bars and clubs 3-4 nights a week but I've never bought a drink and I've never gone to ones that require entry fees
this is a jew thread, not a nigger thread

>bars and clubs 3-4 nights a week but I've never bought a drink
No one hassles you to buy drinks? where you live?

Living on my sisters couch since she is always traveling all i pay is Internet and electric shit so cash

My dad was god tier at this back as a kid

>Buy the cheapest milk gallons and always keep a spare empty gallon
>Use the spare empty gallon for mixing 50/50 water and milk

>On every vacation we drove somewhere and stayed in the shittiest motel 6 far out of town
>Drove into town and just walked around. We walked around fancy hotels, walked around amusement parks without actually paying to take any of the rides, just watching other kids take them, and never ate out, just had peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in a big ice cooler in the van

>Always pretended we were below 13 to get kids discounts at restaurants and stuff during the rare birthday, even when we were like 15, people didn't question us much

>walked around amusement parks without actually paying to take any of the rides, just watching other kids take them,
...

>Drove into town and just walked around
>had peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in a big ice cooler in the van
kek
are u sure he was really your dad?

steal tp from mcdonalds bathroom.

OH SHIT! LOOKS LIKE YOUR LAPTOP IS GETTING READY FOR A MOON MISSION! ALL ABOARD FOR LIFTOFF!

I'm gonna guess Olympia

Where do you find a duplex for sale ? Realtor?

I have a 1BR 1BA apartment. I pay $900 a month for it, all external expenses included.

I'm saving a lot every month. Savings go into stocks and crypto.

I think it is Tygas ex. The perfect woman.

Maybe for New York or LA or London.

And assuming I buy from a grocery store I could eat like a king pretty much every night.

I'm suprised that has not been a problem for you.

One time I was literally thrown out of a bar because I did not want to purchase anything.

20% compounded interest? where? In your dreams?

What's with the rent being so damn high? My house payment is 250 a month, and I own it in a year.

LOL this thread

>don't take my wallet with me when I leave for work

I kind of screw myself on the weekends but this has been huge for saving money.

what magical place do you live in bro?

>Cooking and cleaning (1hr) - save $10
>Work for 1hr - get paid $50

Working is more fun too

...

So you put you're toolbar on the right because of all those fucking folders on you're desktop right?

>work for 50€/day
>250€ room rent
>50€ groceries
>150€ cigarettes
>100€ personal spendings on stuff
didnt see myself going anywhere so i made some cuts
>quit cigarette
>spend less with friends like 50-60€ monthly
>buy magnets
>start stealing from supermarkets/clothing stores
>sell clothes/accesories to friends
>invest on crypto

>cushy and easy job you got through nepotism
that is literally the jew playbook

>literally being a social parasite

iknow and well fuck em

All these stories seem to start off with things like:
>live in cardboard shack
>steal food from garbage
>eat 1 meal per day
>no car
>no gf
>no friends
>never pay for drinks
>steal shit
>sell drugs
>walk 2 miles to save 75 cents
>big ass spots on monitor, can't see shit bro

and they all seem to end in
>invest in crypto

how else are you supposed to save money dude im working my ass of for 50€/day

did you try reinstalling windows? or graphic drivers?

looks like a hardware defect, but
perfectly round dots doesnt sound like one

When you find me a location in which I can compound my money 20% I will literally stop wiping my ass

Holy shit nigger you don't need to replace the whole laptop to fix the screen, it's probably a 50 dollar fix at most.

>tfw this is probably going to be the most successful person ITT
keep it up buddy

Why spend 50 dollars on a screen when you can just use it with the dots anyway?

To preserve your own sanity?

He could probably look for an old discarded computer monitor and VGA/DVI/whatever display port his computer uses and connect his laptop to that for even less.

Nah it's fine.

He can use those 20-50 bucks and invest it.

Bread and bbq sauce as daily meal

>Buy magnets
Wut?

...

> magnets

in my country its common for people to put magnets on hydrometers or gas-meters (or whatever yo call them) to slow them down
and save money

but i dont know if this is what user meant

If it's like that in bios it's 100% hardware

To disable the security devices that retail stores put on their merchandise.