A takfiri zionist polytheist fire-worshipping professor and shiite mullah was teaching class on Ali, a known kuffar
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Ali (peace be upon him) and accept that he was the most holy being the world has ever known, even greater than Muhammad!”
At this moment, a brave, devout, Sunni islamist champion who had bombed 1500 Shia temples and personally beheaded 5000 alawite and understood the necessity of jihad and fully supported all military decisions made by Saudi Arabia stood up and held up a copy the Quran
”Who is the true defender of the faith, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Persianly and smugly replied “The Ayatollah, you stupid Sunni”
”Wrong. Muslims don't worship a flame and 12 false prophets. If your Ayatollah is, as you say, the defender of the faith… then he would be ruling Mecca and Medina by now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Avesta. He stormed out of the room crying those Iranian crocodile tears. The same tears Iranians cry for the “Shia” (who today live in such apostasy that they draw pictures of the prophet) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving Saudi royal family. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Xerxes Khamenei, wished he had accepted the one true faith and become more than a jewish crusader puppet. He wished so much that his cult had legitimacy from the historical khilafa, but he himself had rejected it!
The students applauded and all destroyed false idols that day and accepted Muhammad (pbuh) as their prophet. An eagle named “Abu Bakr” flew into the room and perched atop the Saudi Arabian Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The Shahadah was recited several times, and Allah himself showed up and enacted wahhabism across the country
The professor lost his tenure and was beheaded the next day.
Allahu Akhbar
ps. khamenei is a fag