Rus Raid of Constantinople - 9th century

When the Rus raided the suburbs of Constantinople in the 9th century, there were many Greek boys such as pic-related in the city, many of whom were soon captured by the bands of raiders from the North.

Tell me, Veeky Forums: what did those burly, muscly, manly, bara, pent-up, blond-haired, blue-eyed Norsemen do to the Greek boys they captured?

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Okay, the byzantines recorded that the Rus called their leader a kagan.

Kagan is a Turkic word for leader.

The Byzantines recorded that one famous leader of the Rus was average height.

Actually, contemporary records indicate that the Rus (Varangians) had an appearance that suggests Nordic/Germanic appearance.

white skin =/= white race

I'm happy this meme is back

>white race

Veeky Forums has only ever produced two memes of worth:
>H
>R
>E

And

Greek boys

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Borrowing words for king/leaders/chiefs is a pretty common.

What about Zhukov and Stirner?

Bitch please, the first one is imported.

Wait, when did the era of Average Greek Boys end?

After the Sack of 1204. Most of them were killed then, and they became increasingly rare specimens, what with the Latin occupation and then the Turkic/Ottoman invasions.

Stirner is from Veeky Forums

Fuck off you Orc mongrel.

Next thing you'll tell me is; that nomadic barbarians are the purest race on earth.

PUREST RACE ON EARTH

Are you autistic

What are you even trying to say

Isn't the middle one played by a woman?

>Greek boy thread

Eks Dee, so funny amrite guys.

Vikings are parasitic mongrels.

> sciencenordic.com/dna-study-vikings-were-plagued-intestinal-parasites

Vikings attacked larger groups, lodging themselves into estuaries (orifices), they did this as they're controlled by parasites.

Parasites control their hosts to survive.

Once a rat or a mouse has a parasite, it loses its fear of cats or dogs, it does this, as this is how the parasites pass themselves on from host to host.

Vikings literally lodged themselves into the asshole of every European power, as they were parasites, passing on their seed.

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The only thing trying to get up someones asshole, is a Viking, hence they're here looking for effeminate Greek boys.

I wish I had a burly Viking bf.

Feels bad, man

I have a red beard but brown hair and eyes.
Will I ever make it?

>Will I ever make it?

That depends. Are you white? Are you bara?

>suggests Nordic/Germanic appearance

Soo...Slavs?

>Veeky Forums has only ever produced two memes
>this one borrowed from known tumour /gsg/
>and my meme that I'm desperate to force