When the Rus raided the suburbs of Constantinople in the 9th century, there were many Greek boys such as pic-related in the city, many of whom were soon captured by the bands of raiders from the North.
Tell me, Veeky Forums: what did those burly, muscly, manly, bara, pent-up, blond-haired, blue-eyed Norsemen do to the Greek boys they captured?
Okay, the byzantines recorded that the Rus called their leader a kagan.
Kagan is a Turkic word for leader.
The Byzantines recorded that one famous leader of the Rus was average height.
Jose Wilson
Actually, contemporary records indicate that the Rus (Varangians) had an appearance that suggests Nordic/Germanic appearance.
Dominic Foster
white skin =/= white race
Jonathan Reyes
I'm happy this meme is back
Hudson Campbell
>white race
Carson Gutierrez
Veeky Forums has only ever produced two memes of worth: >H >R >E
And
Greek boys
Ryan Watson
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Sebastian Torres
Borrowing words for king/leaders/chiefs is a pretty common.
Christian Hall
What about Zhukov and Stirner?
Easton Nelson
Bitch please, the first one is imported.
Grayson Baker
Wait, when did the era of Average Greek Boys end?
Brandon Sanders
After the Sack of 1204. Most of them were killed then, and they became increasingly rare specimens, what with the Latin occupation and then the Turkic/Ottoman invasions.
Sebastian Nelson
Stirner is from Veeky Forums
Thomas Taylor
Fuck off you Orc mongrel.
Next thing you'll tell me is; that nomadic barbarians are the purest race on earth.
Vikings attacked larger groups, lodging themselves into estuaries (orifices), they did this as they're controlled by parasites.
Parasites control their hosts to survive.
Once a rat or a mouse has a parasite, it loses its fear of cats or dogs, it does this, as this is how the parasites pass themselves on from host to host.
Vikings literally lodged themselves into the asshole of every European power, as they were parasites, passing on their seed.
Ethan Nelson
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The only thing trying to get up someones asshole, is a Viking, hence they're here looking for effeminate Greek boys.
Wyatt Price
I wish I had a burly Viking bf.
Feels bad, man
Oliver Ramirez
I have a red beard but brown hair and eyes. Will I ever make it?
Ethan Perez
>Will I ever make it?
That depends. Are you white? Are you bara?
John Smith
>suggests Nordic/Germanic appearance
Soo...Slavs?
Thomas Morris
>Veeky Forums has only ever produced two memes >this one borrowed from known tumour /gsg/ >and my meme that I'm desperate to force