Isn't sex inherently absurd when you think about it?

Isn't sex inherently absurd when you think about it?

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No
What's so absurd about it?

Sexual reproduction makes perfect sense in terms of Biology. The ability to preform genetic recombination to create individuals more suited for multiple habitats has been very successful.

As most animals live in unstable worlds, the ability to not put your eggs in one basket is more logical. Asexual reproduction occurs largely in stable, unchanging habitats like marine deep-sea.

It is certainly rather amusing how we as a species obsess over such an act that is first, rather unsanitary, second and more importantly, really quite boring and mundane when you think about it. We tend to either demonize or glorify it, both of which seem rather silly when you think about the triviality of it.

Only if you try to think of humans as some kind of transcendental beings instead of animals

Everything is absurd if you think about it long enough

>yes baby I love you ima stick my urine stick that's now engorged with blood into your acidic stink box that also ballooned up and expanded where ima rock back and forth violently until I expel white fluid from the same hole I excrete my poisonous waste products oh by the way did I mention your hole is acidic and trying to kill my sperm as soon as they enter which will later combine with your eggs and a small bag of bones and far and blood will grow inside your stomach as a parasite for nine months

why is this shit allowed

cause it's hot desu senpai

Now that you frame it like that...

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

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Lmao holy fuck mate

Compared to what? Binary fission?

Is the body absurd? Yes, but who cares?

I think the funnier part is that the rest of our bodies were developed so we could fuck better and survive longer to fuck more

Not any absurder than anything else.

>and it feels real good
that's why it's allowed

Nah, reproducing by cloning, now that's fucked up

Because it's not that bad in the grand scheme of things:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination

Imagine if the only way to impregnate a woman was to forcibly puncture her abdomen with your spiked penis and inject semen directly into her womb, and every sex act was a bloody and painful event that could result in the death of the female.

Moar

No. It gives biological immortality to certain traits. It's like body hopping to avoid death.

Monkeys being monkeys.

It's quite literally just monkey business.

Absurd in what way though.

It feels perfectly natural when you actually do it, which shouldn't surprise you since it's the most true though about us.

true thing about us*

I've recently lost my ability to watch porn. I can't look at it without thinking
>huh. Humans look fucking weird.
anymore. Maybe it's just overexposure, like repeating a word until it loses its meaning. Or looking at your hand, but, like, /really/ looking at it.

I took a good amount of LSD once. Left me with that problem for a month or so. Couldn't watch any live action media and even in real life people just looked strange.

>inherently
>absurd
A ton of clarification is needed.

everything is inherently absurd tho.

Because of the rise of lawlessness, the natural love of man for woman has grown cold.

How old are you? Because I was like 12 when I asked myself this question...

>every sex act was a bloody and painful event that could result in the death of the female.

It is if you're doing it right

It's incredible how lucky our species is to have internal insemination.

Yeah but you are not always thinking with your brain of course. Hormones drive you to do certain stuff. Sex is one of them or else humans would be dead within a generation

This

what biology and reproduction?

Duh. Makes sense though.

it's not absurd, but it's absurd to be obsessed with it, and a sign that the higher mental functions do not have primacy in the psyche. sex is a simple biological thing like eating or shitting. it's pleasant but it's not "deep". the feelings of intimacy and interpersonal closeness that are associated with it are found to a greater depth in true friendship. much of the supposed interpersonal intimacy associated with sex is just a temporary high caused by pair-bonding chemicals, and of a lower grade than the feelings associated with friendship and mental association. sex should not be repressed, but it's also silly to give it enormous importance.

That's why the best sex possible is with someone you consider to be your best friend. If you can't describe your relationship like that then it's not going to be fulfilling and likely won't end well.

Would this make most cases of sex rape then? If it did would rape still be illegal? How would you even regulate this sort of thing?

By what standard do you judge something to be absurd. Purely an emotional feeling or do you have a justification for this assertion.

>sex is a simple biological thing like eating or shitting
To live is to eat, and to eat is to live. It's one of the most important things we do.

A healthy person is programmed to want sexual stimulation.

urine is sterile, cleaner than water you drink