Serbia Thread

What went so fucking wrong?
Tell me, please. Maybe the puppet wars have happened. Maybe bombs. Maybe some other thing. Currently our president is a old saggy man who is fucking illiterate.
How can it be fixed? How can you fix it?

>inb4 Serbs are scum to society and they should be purged
>inb4 let's kill all Serbs, they are idiots
>inb4 Balkanpill yoo

Ignore (_with_Kosovo), it's just a filename

What can you expect? Everyone with half an education sells their balls to leave for better wages and all that's left is agriculture.

People don't want to accept it but there can only be so many countries with a western euro/USA standard of living and most of the mid tier countries will remain mid tier in perpetuity through no real fault of their own.

what happened was megalomania

the fix - educate populace, fix demographic crisis, build a strong economy

forget kosovo, it's not yours

*forget Kosovo, it's not yours anymore
People fought battle in Kosovo 1389. In Kosovo were many churches like patriarchate of Pec, Sveti Nikola, and still they are. It's sad that Albanians are destroying every church they see.

not wonder Europe's a shithole you cunts are all holding on to the past

t. colonial

tell me, are there good lands for colonies?

Try removing kebab again.
That's pretty much the only thing your country can be proud of historically

>People fought battle in Kosovo 1389
And lost. Jesus Christ, why the hell are you people so obsessed with Turks? Zaporozhian cossacks were a nightmare for Ottomans, especially on sea, but these days we don't go around trying to project our own insecurities on them.

>le remove kebab meme

Serbs were turkish auxiliaries for most of their history. The fact that they genocided a bunch of hapless bosnians doesn't really change anything.

they are kebab enablers and deserve everything bad happen to them

>someone takes your house and kicks you out
>"just move on bro"
Not even a Serb but holy shit

Way to ignore the rest of his post.

We fought against Turks during the 1800s, we have freed ourselves. We don't enable Kebabs, just a American NATO puppet named Vucic who is in conrol of our country.

Yes we have lost. After 500 years we have won.

form yugoslavia again and not chimp out this time

if you cant put aside some retarded 600 year old fued then you have already failed

>>someone takes your house and kicks you out
1389 was 700 years ago

>What went so fucking wrong?

they bit more than they could chew in their delusions of graduate tried to make non-serbs consider themselves serbs and that fucked up the region

Kosovo seceded a decade ago you faggot.

>genocided bosnian ((muslims))
Good enough for me

Why don't we call ourselves South Slavs then?
There are still ninjas in Sarajevo yoo.

>Pan-anything
>Working
>Ever

I like serbia a lot

t. american serbiaboo

Greedy uneducated politicians from 1918 to this day, and the demographic disaster of WW1
Political indoctrination of people through a lack of political education (elections are won by people who are the loudest, most political parties don't have actual platforms).
Communist indoctrination. The average Serb is a fucking Nazbol.
Overextending by working on the Yugoslav project instead of just letting the Croats go with the borders of banovina Hrvatska.
Faux religious sentiments. People pretend they're religious but they probably haven't been in a church in years. Religion is just an aspect of national identity, something you declare, not something you believe (or don't).
Rampant populism.
Irrational Russophilia, complete ignorance of geopolitics.
Mythicizing of history in schools.
The west not reaching out with an open hand to fix the public opinion of them.

It really is Russia-lite, except Russia does not even have elections.

I would disagree with that, but the problems Serbia is facing are very hard to fix.
They require extensive education reforms, and not a single political party is willing to implement them, heck let alone consider them.

Half the workforce is working for the state or state owned enterprises. Unemployment is sky high. But relaxing employment laws is political suicide.
Subsidies for foreign investment.
Red tape out the ass killing small and medium entrepreneurship.
Why? So that the PM can take pictures with Arabs and Italians.
Ruling parties changed 5 years ago, and this remained the same.

The foreign policy is run by the EU and the American ambassador but the government buys Russian weapons to get votes from Russophiles.

Also, let me add.
There has been a "WE'RE GOING TO JOIN THE EU IN 3-5 YEARS" rhetoric for the last 17 years.
There are only two anti EU parties that have 13% of the vote put together.
The bigger one of the two is just a bunch of clowns.

Kosovo was filled with Albanians for over 50 FUCKING YEARS you uneducated shiteater. It's like Germany trying to get they clay filled with Poles it's not going to happen without going full Hitler.

Leave the useless batch of land and stop crying about mmmmuh churcheeees!!!

Fuck your churches. You're all Turkish rape-babies anyway you're all going to hell.

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And many Serbs think that EU + NATO = SATANIC KINGDOM, think that western companies = satanic killer factories...

*some

>the Balkanpill
It doesent apply to half of Serbia

>the balkpill
>actually taking it
Lol good one you stupid faggot

That's an overexertion, but yeah. It sounds more along the lines of: "The west is out to get us, and the pope is behind it all.
Even France has stabbed us in the back."

But in all honestly Britain dragging Yugoslavia into WW2 left a bitter taste and a chip on the shoulders of many Serbs.

The average Serb is a retarded mongoloid who is convinced that everyone else is the reason why their country is a sub-saharan ubernigger tier country and not their own retardation.

So they keep expecting everyone else to fix their country and then get butthurt because they are unable to comprehend that nobody gives a shit about them, not even their daddy Putin.

Nuking it at least 5 times is the only way to fix it.

This is the problem with the Eternal Serb.

>A Serb lived in that area for five minutes 800 years ago thus it is eternal Serbian clay
>let's start a World War over it

You can say many bad things abut Serbia, but Serbia did not cause WW1.

That was the Eternal Russian trying to extend his greasy paw westward yet again