Start trading crypto with $4000 in Mid-April

>start trading crypto with $4000 in Mid-April

>ONLY have $45,000 now

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING SLOW=?????

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO ESCAPE THE HELL OF STEM DEGREE STUDY MEME AND ETERNAL WAGESLAVERY

THE BUBBLE WILL POP SOON AND I'M NOT A MILLIONAIRE YET

I NEED FUCKING 1 MILLION DOLLARS FROM MEME COINS BEFORE IT ALL CRASHES DOWN

WHY

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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I know that feel

our only hope is that this shit carries on at the same rate for another few months, which feels possible-ish

is this trolling

>start with $10
>turn it into $1000

>tfw didn't start with $1000
>tfw didn't turn it into $100k

>you felt for the crypto meme
>you only make +75% per week
>at this rate you won't get your lambo for christmas

>Start trading on friday
>down 10%

I want my free money Veeky Forums!

kek made 60$ in 2 days

How long friendo

First bought crypto on May 10, put $2k in total, only $3k now. Kill me please.

Over two weeks my initial $700 has turned into $1100. It would be muuuuch more but I made lot's of beginner mistakes (buy high sell low)

I hate getting easy money too man

Weird, I started trading on wednesday and I've tripled already. You didn't listen to Veeky Forums I guess? Veeky Forums called XVG for me

Why didn't you buy ETH?

How long you holding for?

>Only starting now with 4k
ITS NOT FAIR

I'm going to wait and see if it get's listed on Poloniex, then I'll think about it again.

I can't even get fucking verified on any fucking site wtf. kill me now

>start 1k in mid-April and gradually invest up to 3k
>make only 10k

A-at least it's something...

>Spent $1K over the past 2 weeks
>Have $2K now

Are my alt bags just gonna get heavier while bitcoin moons?

Poor fag starting off with a hundred this week, btc 40, eth 40, strat 10 and dgb 10.

Any recs?

What percentage of alt coins did you use?

Maybe if you bought CPC you'd make more money OP

Looks good, user.

RDD for quick gains. its volatile, so hold for a month and you will not be dissapointed.

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try and get up to at least 100k+ from alts, then when the alt bubble pops, then get in bitcoin for the next bubble.

>start with $10k a month ago
>at $21k now

So serious question. Is 25% a month sustainable for a year or so? I started 3 weeks ago with about 1500 and have 3000 now.

Is this shit a total fad? I read stories about BTC buyers from 2010 being millionaires now and I wonder...

youre a millionaire today with only 350 btc, people that got in earlier than 2013 should be multimillionaires by now.

>I only made $20k today

I don't know why I even bother anymore

Jelly. My biggest issue is finding which alt coins are worth putting $ into.
I feel like I got lucky with Ark and DGB

In other words you turned 4BTC into 15BTC.

Humble bragging about your USD gains is retarded in this market.

bitcoin or ether as my first purchase? i got 200 now.
probably gonna put more in later this week. should i go 100 eth and 100 btc?

Lol BTC is a shitcoin and not worth buying.

You should be all in on ETH.

So I guess the question is if I have 0.3 BTC, 4 ETH, and another 0.5 BTC spread across half a dozen coins in the top 20, can I walk away and forget about it for 18 months and retire next winter?

kys you fucking retarded faggot

You're not alone OP. Just hold and ignore it.

Fuck you and your gainlets
You might as well go into stock trading :DDD

>not trading AND getting STEM degree
>thinks he's going to be able to cash 1 million dollars from the jews at coinbase
>what are taxes i'm twelve and I don't know
>coins will crash anytime soon

you are doing everything wrong.

>started with 18k
>made 23k
>lost 10k

>coins will crash
Pls no

>started with 10k
>only have 500k

It's been six months. This shits fucking wack.

>coins will crash

pic-related

they won't faggot.
Have credit cards crashed? Nope. This is an upgrade on that shit, and over 20 years normies will fully catch on.

First wave were weirdos on /g/, second wave Veeky Forums, this wave is the normie early adopters / smart money. We aren't even at 1% of the full size of this user.

fuck off, this better be shit trolling
t. 4k to 10k

>all these Veeky Forumsillionares and I still only made 2k in 2 months
guys I only wanted to drive my racecars before the world ends

buy high sell low

>started with 4.5k a year ago
>only have 35k now

Fuck this shit, I'm going back to Neobux.

Do you buy a meme coins or just go with a flow?
Teach me, please.

yes

Started with 300 1 month ago now I have 2k

Kek

Started with 129 dollars now at 5k. Feels good. So glad I took my stocks out and invested in coins.

my roommates get more pissed with each passing day

>it's like fiat
>but instead of debt-backing as opposed to gold-backing
>it's 100% pure speculation

WHERE DO I SIGN????

...started with £200, in three weeks cashed out £500

then invested £250 now sitting at £370 (been a week)

should I just dump a grand in next paycheck?

Got in DGB at 90 satoshi. For 30 $........

I got in at 127 sats with $100 and day traded various profits out of it - if I'd have held... I'd be able to take a month off work to reinvest more and quit wagecucking indefinitely

I held. Got in again at 500 sat for 150$. Got solid profit. But I wish i put 1000$ at 96 man. I would live difrent life.

Now i am in constant paranoia that i will miss next big thing and stay poor. I went 1k in bancor. Hope it works out.

can i buy like $150 worth of ether at gemini or do i have to buy the whole coin?

help

>Start with 7k
>Now only 13.5k

Kill me