Memeball thread

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NAP violation

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Fuck you.

This one gave me the feels.

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fuck u

Not even this board is beyond replying to the pathetic superstitious your-mother-will-die bait posts?

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and heres a better template

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Don't give me that look user if memes killed Castro I don't want the family's main breadwinner to be next

Pretty much. But not quite.

rude

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oh fuck I lost hard, literally crying

What country ? Aragon ?

is this talking about america? Because if so its pretty wrong.

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Fucking died

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is this implying that he didn't plan his offensives?

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The Crown of Aragon in general, but specially Catalonia. Catalans were, after all, the dominant ethnicity, and the origin of the monarchs of Aragon at that time (until the fucking Trastámemes came in after Martí "Fat Childless Cuck" l'Humà fucked up (aka Martí "My sister's son" I ).

The events of the memeball are called the "Catalan Revenge", and it was perpetrated by the Great Catalan Company of the East (Magna Societas Catalanorum), its soldiers being also called "Almogavers".

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What do these mean? I know the yellow one is anarcho-capitalism, the green one is anarcho-primitivism and the red one is anarcho-communism but I don't know the rest

>grey
Anarcho-nihilism I think.
>orange
Mutualism
>purple
Anarcho-feminism
>pink
Homo Anarchism
>white
Christian Anarchism (Homo Anarchism)

anarcho pacifism
anarcho communism
anarcho monarchism
anarcho mutualism
anarcho feminism
individualist anarchism
anarcho nihilism
egoistic anarchism
anarcho-transhumanism

Nah, his offensives gained so little ground that he could afford to use 1:1 maps.

They did the same joke in Blackadder, where the general is presented with a 1:1 representation of the one square meter that his army captured today, including the one earthworm that lives on it.

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>another South American country
More like every other South America country.
And, to be honest, for a third world country Argentina has a higher quality of life than most lower class Americans.
>good cheap wine
>beautiful women
>everyone's pretty friendly
>high quality cocaine
>free university and healthcare
It's a different culture, but if you're willing to exchange Protestant autism for a relaxed Catholic life it's absolutely one of the best countries in the world.
My only complaint is how retarded they are when it comes to road building. Its like they like wasting money, the way they put lights and tiles everywhere

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>Gadaffi galaffing . Jaypeg

Oh, this one's good

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Oh fuck you!

fugg

Fuk U

this violates the NAP

fucking faggot

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Fucker

Not if he supported taxes.

le ebin XDDD

super stitches

Too soon.

Hey Jordi We wuzer rate my meme

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That was only true when the USSR was falling apart

Hey Jordi We Wuzer r8 my new meme

Hey Jordi we wuzer r8 my fresh new meme

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Jokes on you, I want her to die.

Spot the dirty Castillian.

Visca la Corona d'Aragó.

>Visca la Corona d'Aragó.
>Posts in Catalan
>The official documents of the crown were written in Castillian
kek
>Can't refute any of the pics as all are 100% true
R8 my new one

My first catalan ball.

Kek

Of course

Can someone give me a quick rundown on Catalonia? Why are they so funny?

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This one is actually topkek.

The others are the product of serious butthurt and bias. Notice how I did not say anything bad about Castille (except for the trastamara thing), and he automatically came to attack me and Aragon/Catalonia

Is there really that much bad blood between castillans and catalans?

>Bourbons bow to the Catalans
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control spain with an iron but fair fist
>Own armies & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (New Barcelona will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Catalan babies
>the average Catalan is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Gothabots inside you right now
>The Catalans are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Catalan bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent Spanish in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Catalan government. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Cathalaunia
>The nation is about 10 centuries old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, Catalans are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

kek

I am the Catalan ""wewuzer"". I have nothing against Castille. But they seem to seriously dislike us. Or at least that poster that replied me does.

>Get conquered by the Franks
>Be totally irrelevant so they forget about you
>REEEEEEEE declare independence
>France doesn't even notice it until 50 years later from a letter from the Pope
>REEEEEE I want to be a king
>Marry with an Aragonese princess an irrelevant kingdom that will take the name of the new kingdom
>Hey I want to conquer Valencia
>Gets BTFO
>REEEEEEE I will join the king of Castile on a crusade
>Navas de Tolosa happens
>Feel strong
>WE WUZ CATHARS AND SHIET
>Muret happens
>Do nothing to not get embarassed anymore
>Keep waiting until Castile destroys the Almahades
>Conquer Valencia when there is no warrison
>WE CONQUERORS AND SHIEEET HAHAHA
>Some mercenaries go to Constantinaple for a crusade
>Stop being assholes please
>WE WUZ CONQUERORS KEK FUCKING GREEKS KEK
>Chimp out
>Create 2 duchies in Greece for the lulz
>Go back
>Inherit Sicily as the Anjou's were cunts
>Declare war on Castile when they are in the middle of a civil war
>Got assfucked by the royal guard of the losing side
>Betray the Napolitan nobility for the lulz and give Naples to one of your sons
>Family dies
>WHo should rule as though?
>That Castillian from bastard parents seems pretty dope
>OK LETS NAME A CASTILLIAN TO THE THROWN AND MAKE CASTILLIAN OUR OFFICIAL LANGUAGE
>HEY FRANCE NO BULLY REEEEEEEEEEE
>We need an alliance with Castille
>That weak Castillian princess is the heir to Castile
>Marry your heir to her
>Your heir is such a beta that gets cucked by a little girl
>FRANCE STOP BULLYING OR I WILL SEND MY WIFE'S TROOOOOPS
>Due your arcaic laws you are almost exhent from taxes
>Castillians get pissed
>REEEEEEEEE FRANCE INVADE US THIS ISN'T FAIR
>France invades them and rapes them
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE CASTILE PLEASE SAVE US THEY ARE BULLYING US
>Charlie the II has no heir
>Rebell to the userper
>Get BTFO
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE why do yo abolish our arcaic laws REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Nothing happens until Napoleon
>Got annexed and chimped out
>REEEEE WE WANT OUR ARCAIC LAWS BACK
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Underrated

Nobody on earth has ever said "sex is not genetic but weight is"

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>Support the Carlist
>3 times
>Got BTFO 3 times
>Stablish a monopoly with Cuba through lobbying in the parlament
>Kind of industrialize
>Cuba is lost
>REEEEEEEEEEEE more protectionism REEEEEE
>The Spanish goverment recluits some Catalan soldiers
>They got BTFO
>Their families chimp out
>Coup supported by the king
>REEEEEEEEEE I hate the king now
>Chimp out for a republic
>The rest follow
>YEAH WE ARE REPUBLICANS NOW
>REEEEEE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT RAPING NUNS IS NOT OK
>Declare meme independance
>Civil war explodes
>REEEEEEEEEE I HATE THE GOVERMENT
>REEEEEEEEEE I HATE ANARCHISTS
>REEEEEEEEEEEE I want independence
>Infighting
>Surrender as soon as Franco approaches Barcelona
>Benefit from Franquism
>REEEEEEEEEEEE I hate Franco now
>Transition
>Vote for a regionalist goverment that slowly veers toward independence
>Vote the dumbest lefties goverment in the history of western Europe
>Economic recession happens
>REEEEE WE WANT INDEPENDENCE NOW
>1714 never forget
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