The First Veeky Forums Games

24 great figures from humanity's history will fight it out in an arena, eliminating each other until one survivor remains.

Here are the contestants.

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Khalid Ibn Walid is struck down, while Han Wudi, Catherine the Great, Adam Smith and Alexander the great survive

>No Tokugawa Ieyasu
He's beat them all.

Socrates is /myguy/

Attila, Oda Nobunaga, Maria Theresa, Cyrus the Great, Socrates and Saladin survive

Richard Lionheart, Henry V, Genghis Khan and Diogenes survive

...

where is stirner

Hitler, Antiochus, Karl Marx, Ptolemy and Gaius Marius survive. Karl Marx is a commie faggot as always.

SEIZE THE MACES OF PRODUCTION

Stalin, Qin Shi Huang and Octavius survive. Qin pays back Japan for Nanking

Day 1 has begun. No deaths so far

An alliance has formed between Adam Smith, Han Wudi, Attila, Ptolemy, and Hitler

weebs btfo

An alliance has formed between Maria Theresa, Qin Shi Huang, Genghis Khan, Gaius Marius, and Stalin.

press f to pay respeps. day 1 is over

Diogenes is an asshole as always

>Henry V picking flowers, being useless
Unsurprising from the eternal Anglo.

woops, forgot to mention that it's nighttime now

Martin Luther and John Calvin should be up there

the jap cant even kill himself

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the night is coming to a close

A new day has come. Uneventful so far

today seems peaceful

An alliance has formed between
Diogenes, Saladin, Alexander the Great, Ptolemy, and Karl Marx.

The weak should fear the strong. The day comes to a close and night reigns once more.

Love is in the air.

> convinces

Why is Henry V such a whiny cunt in this?

and it knows no gender

Roma Invicta

Diogenes is my boy

The night wanes

The heat is picking up

3v3 massacre. I'll be right back, got to do something.

Will Diogenes manage to asshole his way to victory?

Alexander the Great wins the Darwin Award, and the day has come to a close. It's night now.

FUCK, forgot the pic

Gaius Marius and Saladin have died so far.

The night continues

Hitler has died. Twilight gives way to dawn. Day 4 has begun.

The morning is uneventful

Nobunaga suffers the same fate as his countryman.

Night falls on the arena.

Just a status update before the night happens.

An alliance is formed between the economists.

fuck, i mean truce

An uneventful night. Day 5 has come.

Marx is a treacherous commie as always.

...

Diogenes has the higher ground. The sun sets.

...

The night ends. It is day 6 now.

Octavius has died. He has found his legions at last.

...

The night is quick, but brutal.

This is the starting of day 7.

The sun sets

>tfw seizing the means of production

...

...

The is the start of day 8.

The day comes to a close

The night brings plenty of bloodshed.

The night comes to a close. It is day 9 now.

The Feast has begun at the Cornucopia

rip

Day 9 continues

How poetic that Ptolemy was killed with the same mace that Karl Marx stole from him

Fuck I was rooting for Ptolemy.

Antiochus is dead. The day fades to darkness.

Status update. Let's see what the night has in store for us.

The night is quick and it is ruthless.

After 10 days, the victor is Karl Marx, with a total of 7 kills.

The placements

Summary:


The Bloodbath
Adam Smith shoots an arrow into Khalid Ibn Walid's head.
Qin Shi Huang decapitates Toyotomi Hideyoshi with a sword.

Day 1
No deaths occurred.

Night 1
No deaths occurred.

Day 2
Henry V severely injures Catherine the Great and leaves her to die.

Night 2
Gaius Marius strangles Richard Lionheart with a rope.

Day 3
Cyrus the Great, Diogenes, and Karl Marx successfully ambush and kill Han Wudi, Socrates, and Henry V.
Alexander the Great unknowingly eats toxic berries.

Night 3
Saladin falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Cyrus the Great kills Gaius Marius with a sickle.
Hitler accidently steps on a landmine.

Day 4
Karl Marx decapitates Oda Nobunaga with a sword.

Night 4
No deaths occurred.

Day 5
No deaths occurred.

Night 5
No deaths occurred.

Day 6
Qin Shi Huang severely slices Octavius with a sword.

Night 6
Adam Smith bashes Diogenes's head in with a mace.

Day 7
No deaths occurred.

Night 7
No deaths occurred.

Day 8
No deaths occurred.

Night 8
Karl Marx kills Maria Theresa while she is sleeping.
Qin Shi Huang and Attila fight Stalin and Antiochus. Stalin and Antiochus survive.

The Feast
Genghis Khan dies from an infection.

Day 9
Stalin dies of dysentery.
Karl Marx bashes Ptolemy's head in with a mace.
Antiochus bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

Night 9
Karl Marx throws a knife into Cyrus the Great's head.
Adam Smith falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
The winner is Karl Marx from District 11!

Statistics

As was predetermined

>victimsofcommunism.org

I feel as if the roster could have been better, and as such, I'm probably going to do this again next week. I'm going to replace the tributes of district 11 since somebody is already accusing me of rigging it in Marx's favor, and district 12 since I'm planning on putting Jesus and Mohammed or some other people in there. Other districts might get their tributes replaced, too, like the Japs, who I only chose because I knew Veeky Forums would sperg at Benjamin Franklin and George Washington being tributes. Or you guys could do it yourselves. The link is brantsteele.net/hungergames/edit.php

Hey user i did one this afternoon and i just started the thread without seeing yours. So the roster has some tributes such as Saladin and Marx that also figure in yours. Peace

yeah, i saw yours right after i posted that. rooting for stirner btw :^)

>alliance of Han Wudi, Hitler, Adam Smith, Ptolemy, and Attila
Scary shit