You lay awake at night thinking of her but you know you'll never have her back

Did I forget to emphasizing non-Christian?

Did I forget to emphasize so rich in culture?

Lol no offense but I know what I meant.

>Also (OP) in my mind, it's the last ancient empire.

Then you're literally a simpleton, because it was the FIRST empire.

Israel.

No, not the satanic modern Rothschild state, but the real Biblical Israel.

Shame about the whole pagan idolatry thing.

Jehovah gave them so many chances to redeem themselves - only for them to fall back into sin again.

>You don't wanna be with me? Fine, I'll let the Assyrians and Babylonians conquer you

God sees this as a faithful wife turning into a whore. Real sad.

Assyria

are you actually claiming Assyrian Empire was the first empire?

Sorry to ask but I'm just baffled...

It's without a doubt obvious that they were absolutely not the "first" Empire.

You know her name, Veeky Forums.

Her glory was ripped from us too soon. Far too soon.

Caliphate of Cordoba under the Umayyads. Also

The British Empire

>are you actually claiming Assyrian Empire was the first empire?

Yes.

>It's without a doubt obvious that they were absolutely not the "first" Empire.

Name one that predates it.

wait, Marduk? I need more details

Napoleon

I will never forgive the eternal Greek and eternal Arab for its death.

B-but if Assyria didn't collapse, this couldn't have happened

>Name one that predates it.
Not him, but the Egyptian New Kingdom had plenty of imperial attributes.

Then there's the Akkadian Empire before that...

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Egyptian new KINGDOM wasn't an empire, dumb-dumb.

I feel like if the Byzantines hadn't collapsed and they held onto their balkan and anatolian territories that the Balkan region wouldn't be as fractured and fucked up as it is now.

Also turk fashion sucks ass.

If Assyria didn't collapse, Jews would be extinct.

Are you confusing Assyrian with Akkadian or what?

My ability to get an erection.

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For that land where a scrap of bread is picked up
From the ground out of reverence
For Heaven's gifts...
I am homesick, Lord!...
For the land where it's a great travesty
To harm a stork's nest in a pear tree,
For storks serve us all...
I am homesick, Lord!...
For the land where we greet each other
In the ancient Christian custom:
"May Christ's name be praised!"
I am homesick, Lord!...
I long still for yet another thing, likewise innocent,
For I no longer know where to find
My abode...
I am homesick, Lord!
For worrying-not and thinking-not,
For those whose yes means yes --- and no means no ---
Without shades of grey...
I am homesick, Lord!
I long for that distant place, where someone cares for me!
It must be thus, though my friendship
Will never come to pass!...
I am homesick, Lord!

*His name, and it's Han China.

It hurts so much!

And neighter was the assyrian empire a true empire by the modern state of the name. In fact they where led by a KING

>neighter

>all these biblical illiterates talking about ancient history

If you have never read the Old Testament, you are in no position to talk about ancient Middle-Eastern kingdoms.

Oh, my my, oh, hell yes.
You got to put on that party dress
It was too cold to cry when I woke up alone
I hit my last number and walked to the road

Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain
I feel summer creepin' in and I'm tired of this town again

Roman Republic, Babylonia, Dutch Golden Age. the First French Empire, Mary.

God, I miss the Hellenic World. The Minoans too. I miss Akkad, Uruk and Lagash. I miss Cyrus, and I miss the Roman Republic.

You are wrong sir. A great deal of the bible isn't historically accurate, and a lot of earlier history is not even covered, or if it is, not covered with any degree of accuracy.

>its inaccurate because i sed so

>tfw no longer holding the gorgeous east in fee

Königreich Hannover

>A great deal of the bible isn't historically accurate
Such as?

>a lot of earlier history is not even covered
It starts from creation all the way to the Persian empire. Daniel even mentions the Greeks.

You aint on my level Ima let my little homies ride on you bitch

Also Egyptian was definitely imperial unless you think lands outside the upper and lower nile paying tribute to The new Kingdom isn't considered Imperial.

Protip: Just because something is not called Empire doesn't mean it's not an Empire

Malvinas

>Principality of Armenian Cilicia

Alexander's Macedonia

Sofia

Not even a commie

Cmon man, you know very well half of the land is near uninhabited sub turdra and tundra.

Not to mention the other side of the red is that those countries in the red are controlled only by being satellite-nations.

You could almost claim the same for the U.S highlighting in blue, nations that had American officals helping to govern the country.

Not hating on the USSR but there's a reason they aren't the USSR anymore.

Don't hate communism, just hate the people that did it. Gave it such a bad rep.

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>came here to post Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth
>beaten to the punch

I like pretty much all ancient empires
Also these two

This.

probably this

Jewgoslaveia as it was in 1939
Before nazis and commies. A country slowly resolving it's differences. Before WW2 cut woulds too deep not to leave scars.
Fuck the British.

b-beat me to it ;_;

Belgium

>being a prussiaboo

>Anarchism doesn't wor-

Her name is the Earth, and she is most fair.

>before nazis and commies
>fuck the British

are you literally retarded?

Being a Prussiaboo is no worse than being a -boo for any other country.

Why? Why did they have to split it.
We could have protected each over from autism and incompetence.
It could have been glorious.

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The greatest empire to ever grace this Earth.

Großdeutsches Reich

This desu
I wish I was a normie rather than being on this thread, thinking about this thing.

Then fuck off.

Then go out and make something of yourself you weak-willed bitch or learn to become comfortable with who you are now.

Skanderbeg needed the whole of Albania to fit his massive balls

>lasted for 3 years
>made a state and didn't call it a state
Anarchy does not work

>did fend of the german empire and the white army
>got fucked by their allies
It was the Russian Civil War, goddamnit!