ITT worst WWII movies ever made

I'll start opit off with pic related.

Some ideas to throw out there.

>Valkyrie
>Pearl Harbor
>Fury

General discussion on worse movies. Opinions welcome on why.

>worst special effects
>terrible acting/directing
>historically inaccurate
>Hollywood bullshit/blown out of proportion.

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>Fury

They stuck to the source material at least.

Tom cruise in Valkyrie was a mistake from the beginning. Terrible movie overall.

New Hawksawridge was cringeworthy. Andrew Garfield in a movie about WW2 was almost as bad as that new Spiderman movie that came out a few years ago.

Who was that with again?

Oh wait...

I kinda liked Shy Laybuff in it though haha.

But as far as it being a movie I knew when I saw Brad Pit in the Trailer that it was gona be a Hollywood bullshit movie rather than accurately depicted.

I can't hate the movie.

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Oh shit! Source please? First I've seen this!

I was ok with Fury right up until the Germans getting mowed down like zulus.

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>Like Zulus this made me chuckle

anyone seem Warpigs? It was cringeworthy. Will go into detail if not.

But I hope we all agree that Saving P. Ryan was best depiction of DDay beach invasion.

>I hope we all agree that Saving P. Ryan was best depiction of DDay beach invasion.
Sure, except for technicalities like rounds killing people underwater and flamethrower backpack tanks exploding when shot.

>Fury

Fury was actually a legit good film up until the last battle. Up until that point it was a good 'realities of war' and 'being a cog in a machine' experience 2bh.

Then they just have an entire SS battalion kamikazeing a single tank and all dying in the stupidest way.

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beach was way too small, rangers used british landing craft

I think they were trying to rip off Audie Murphy's stand. They did it poorly, and one of the most important things he was doing from that M10 was calling in mortars.

I'd like to nominate Battle of the Bulge (1965) as a contender, specifically in the historically inaccurate category, Eisenhower himself made a public statement denouncing it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Bulge_(film)

One small point in its favor, scenes from the movie were rotoscoped and used in the animated classic Wizards.

This movie could've been somewhat good. Most of the special effects were really well done but just

>Movie about a ghost tiger tank that represents germany's fighting spirit
>Tiger tank looks like it's made out of cardboard
>Tiger tank cannonfire sounds honest to god retarded
>Mentions to a "god of all tanks" which alledgedly is a T-34
>One scene is in 1943, the scene litterally after that is the official german surrender in 1945
>Ghost tiger still out there tho so the war aint over
>Movie ends with some epilogue by shadow-hitler about how germany's fighting spirit will never die and fight on (which is obviously the ghost-tiger)

JUST

Oh and I forgot to mention how the protagonist survived sitting inside a burning Kv-1, survived being a walking 3rd degree burn because of said experience, 'magicly healed' (this is legit how the movie explains it) the 3rd degree burns in record time, and this whole fucking experience has given him the ability to:

here it comes

>COMMUNICATE
>WITH
>TANKS

Jew gore porn

Windtalkers is pretty fucking bad.

Also, while I fully agree with you about Pearl Harbour, I can't stop loving the Japanese scenes in all their stereotyped glory. I mean look at this shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=oweeHMxVW5M
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>death traps
Stopped reading right there.

Inglorious Bastards

I thought that was Hitler in some weird afterlife talking about the aftermath.

Russian-Movie Tigers are all T-34s with plywood frames on em.

They used the same tanks in that shitty Stalingrad movie.

Death Traps is bad when he tries to write with authority about any goings-on above his pay grade, but his first-hand experiences are still worth reading.

That story is no doubt exaggerated, even more-so when adapted for the screenplay, but there is some truth to it. For example, bouncing HE shells down streets is featured in Army 'Lessons Learned' documents.

>shit
Pearl Harbor
Inglorious Basterds
Enemy at the Gates

>good
Das Boot
Stalingrad
Thin Red Line (pretentious 2deep4u shit, but accurate)

kek wehraboos btfo

>bad cgi
Eh, get's the job done, I guess.
>stock footage
W-well, nice if you want that documentary feel, right?
>Teen rock music
What the fuck.

>Teen rock music
Top kek did they really do that? What song was it?

inglorious bastards is a comedy film you mongoloids

unrelated but this post reminds me of this

youtube.com/watch?v=Y1aLFfk_kqY

really good film btw, iirc the director got sent death threat from chinks because he portrayed some of the jap in postitive light

It's a great thriller short film (the opening) followed by an hour and a half of shit.