Lurk Veeky Forums for weeks gaining bookshelves and knawledge

>lurk Veeky Forums for weeks gaining bookshelves and knawledge
>endless "xcoin is mooing!!" "100x" "nocoiner btfo" threads
>think i should probably get in on this shit if there's so much money to be made

>pour a little bit of money into a few alts
>watch bittrex like a hawk
>follow Veeky Forums even closer
>realize very few are actually making money and daily gains are realistically in the 5-10% range, with all gains easily being lost the next day due to market volatility
>it becomes bleedingly obvious that the rate of success here is roughly equivalent to that of a casino

i guess i should have seen it coming. there really are no free lunches and some thing are just too good to be true

you missed the bull market
things are slowing down now

it's just a dip faggot, watch what happens to your gains when BTC changes directions

>lurk Veeky Forums
>I'm literally a master shitposter
>Can tell between blatant shilling of desperate idiots and proper chances
>+150.61% and +117.36% profits all around the place without taking into account ETH gains
>My only current loss is XRP which is meager sum compared to my gains
My only regret is not having spent more money into this, began with 3000 dollaridoos

post your order history on whatever exchange you use

It takes time too.
Most things I own are up right now. But most will dip or stay steady for a few days after I bought them. Then they will somethimes suddently spike up. Just HOLD, don't be weak. And don't invest money you can't lose.

What did you buy? 5-10% gainz sounds like you bought some of the "stable" coins instead of meme coins. If you'd bought some mooncoin, you wouldn't be complaining. in fact, if you buy mooncoin now, you will have at least 10x gainz, probably more as it is going to 400 SAT. Just buy some mooncoin, sell half once it doubles to recoup your investment, then hold the rest.

How long till I am a millionaire? I want to buy a yacht by the end of the summer.

You really are a brainlet. The market more than doubled last month. You would have actually had to exert EFFORT to fight the market to not double your money.

Try the top 20 crypto coins
Should give you a decent spread

Implying 5-10% DAILY gains aren't better than the stock market

literally complaining about 10% daily gains are you a faggot or just a brainlet

Lol what the fuck? You need to be more patient I've the ed $1000 onto $11,000 since February. This is seriously the easiest way to make money and you're complaining that it's not easy enough.

I've turned*

What is the secret to spot a shitpost and something that is good?

Also, fucking what?

>Put 50% into Bitcoin and ETH
>Put 30% into long term good coins
>Put 20% into shitcoins on Yobit when you start seeing the PnD threads

It's that easy

I made 20k in the last 3 weeks. Just buy good coins and hold. Stop trying to day trade unless you have 16 hours a day to spend watching charts

U could literally buy any shit coin that biz shills (except posw) for the last month and make money if u get in early and held for a week or two. If u want crazier gains research new coins on the bitcointalk forums. Seriously it's hard to lose money atm

>16 hours
you are like a baby

>20k in 3 weeks
>Taiwanese dumbcoin forum

Calling BS, deposit 3 bitcoins into my account or I'm getting the mods involved

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Most of the people who made real money just bought and hold ETH or BTC.

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