Wow, I exist

The fact that anything exists is rather mind-blindingly weird.

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Yeah the universe is pretty spoopy even through a materialistic or face value lens.

I agree. This is a shitty "& humanities" thread. So OP should just post more Jenny.

Whooooaaaa duuuude really makes you think

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When user asked for more Jenny, we meant MOTHER FUCKING PROMOTIONS!

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nah just don't think too hard about it. Existence is an idea that is confined to our stupid brains. I mean wasn't Hegel the nigga that just talked about how our existence could be basically just a joke by a demon? Could be.

Well....Close enough for me. Give me a couple of minutes.

You just know they designed that shit to be anatomically correct.

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Dam straight.
Going short circuit that pretty mouth of yours. Squeal like a pig. Come on now. SQUEAL!

Jenny thread?

Isn't there a "no later than 25 years in the future" rule?

Nope. Rules don't apply to CLANG.

I've always wanted to draw up a doujin of the exact opposite

>everyone's families are out of town for a conference or some shit
>Jenny invites Sheldon over
>Sheldon eventually gets the hint
>he says he wants to keep himself pure for marriage
>Jenny calmly explains that he can do this the easy way or the hard way
>Sheldon keeps screwing around
>Sheldon spends the rest of the weekend being used as a human vibrator

>human vibrator
>for a girl who could probably vibrate herself on command
I'm earnestly surprised she has time to save the world with the excessive amount of masturbation she must be doing.

You see, as a robot, she has always yearned to feel truly human.

She needs to feel the tender touch of a man.

This man may be whimpering softly and strapped to a table in the laboratory, but that barely matters.

Her CLANG would probably pulverize his pelvis though.

>Her CLANG would probably pulverize his pelvis though.

You are assuming that she wasn't made for humans.

I'm assuming here that the functionality was built in, because what kind of sick fuck creates a humanoid robot that can't experience one of the most interesting things about being human.

It's like Data and his fully functional features.

Also, I've been looking back at the posts I've made on Veeky Forums over the last hours and like all of this have been around this level of quality.

I seriously need to stop this.

So her mom made her to have sex with some guy? Did the other XJ models have that too?

Her mom made her ABLE to have sex with some guy.

For the same reason that you give a robot hair.

It doesn't need it, but it's all human-like and shit.

Worth it!

She doesn't have hair though, those are antennae.

That happen to look like pig tails.

I maintain that any roboticist that builds a robot designed to live among humans and doesn't give them the ability to engage in sexual intimacy has committed a terrible crime.

If the robot is sentient yes.

What an inane and boring thing to say
Don't post like you're some ditzy 15 year old girl trying to sound deep

Maybe if you're in the 6th grade.

I disagree. Existence is a very strange thing that still baffles the greatest minds. Nobody can figure out why or how the universe came into existence.

But does it actually exist

Here's the thing-
This sort of question assumes that 'nothing' can even exist. Moreover, if nothing existed we wouldn't be here asking this question. Stuff exists because there literally is no alternative.

>Stuff exists because there literally is no alternative.
So what's outside of the observable universe?

The unobservable universe.

More stuff. By definition, if there's stuff out there it's part of the universe.

Technically, it could be part of the multiverse if it doesn't have our physics.

What if its not even empty space, but rather an unoccupiable void devoid of even the vacuum of space?

Non-existence bordering existence.

Groovy

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Post more lewdbot.

If there also isn't space or time then there exists nothing. It isn't a tangible, empty sort of nothing. There just isn't anything.

She's not for lewd.

Exactly, which is why it borders existence and is not a part of it.

>its a /co/ infests Veeky Forums thread.

To say nothing borders existence is completely meaningless. That is to say all that exists, exists. It therefor follows that nothingness does not and cannot exist by definition.

Then post more innocentbot.

>those panties
>not for lewd
I'm onto you

I knew this folder would prove useful one day

Cute!

w-what is that hole on her sole?

>shimapan
Best.

For rocket boosters.

Really gets the neurons firing.

OP is right, it's amazing.

Damn this thread makes me wanna go on /co/ again
>tfw have to rummage through my old /co/ folder to get this image

>that hair
>the top lifting
HERESY

>HERESY

No protestants here, boss.

Oh, then it's a-okay. Post all of her you have.

Are you retarded? The observable universe is the extent we can SEE into the universe, there is a hell of a lot more of it out there.

No it isn't