Vitalik Thread

Share your best pictures of earth's future ruler.

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Oh god each picture is so wonderfully autistic.

Look at that poor girl's face
>I'm not getting paid enough to stand next to this man

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lmao, if only she knew

If she knew how much he's worth shed be sucking his dick. The chick on the right is way more down to earth, its visible on the face

like the thread, but he made eth so that earth wouldn't have a future ruler :P

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Probably has his hand up her skirt.

Thank you, Vitalik.

He is actually hilariously cute for an awkward hyper autistic alien genius

newfag, who dat

>His soulless gaze

Having given up emotions for more important things he does his best to trick normies into thinking his smile is genuine.

the interesting thing is she would find him more attractive due to his status, than his wealth.

if some random fanboys came up to him asking for photos, their pussies would be gushing.

so cute family photo

unlike zuckercuck

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This is like Steve Jobs autistic nephew.

This is some next level shit

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>350$ happy boy

He looks like he has AIDS

Can anyone tell me what kind of laptop that is?

All his calories go to that ridiculously oversized autistic brain of his.

thank u for sharing some of these rarer vitaliks

still my fave

such a badass, the bage, that grin that just doesn't give a fuck....those bitches will never know.

feminism is bullshit.

Jesus Christ, look at the SIZE OF THAT FUCKING SKULL.

He looks a little bog-like in this pic... is ETH's rise because it's the crypto the bogdanoffs will use to power the singularity?

I like how the girls have no idea who he is, just seeing this scrawny autistic looking guy and you can see they are clearly disgusted and want nothing to do with him.

But once they find out this guy is the future Emperor of mankind with billions in his bank account watch how their faces will chance.

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hmm would you look at that
>nothing but shitskins behind him as far as the eye can see

gj france

that's india though...

Not sure of the specific model but would put money on that being an ASUS.

Even under arduous circumstances he maintains an acute sense of will and determination.

he actually looks alpha in this pic

Is that pipe on the table?

Holy shit that's a bowl lmao surprised he smokes weed

When you have 308 IQ you can afford to lose a few IQ points or nanoseconds in short term memory.

Kek, he's not even human. Fucking hybrids.

>he's 23 (my age)
>he's Russian (my nationality)
>he immigrated to Leafland in 2000 (same year I did)
>he studied at University of Waterloo (my hometown)
>tfw i'm a fucking pathetic arts degree graduate working $17CAD/hour constructing hardwood floors while this billionaire prodigy is at the forefront of Internet 3.0

American education everyone.

That chick on the left looks like such a fucking cunt, holy shit, I hoped he raped her.

what company? I live there too i'll work with you and we can cry about our lives together

SAD!

his fckin backpack LOL

Please deliver a high res of the framed pic.

He looks like when you create a character in a video game and mix up some sliders with 100 and 0

OUR
FUCKING
SAVIOR
i like the people in the fog background
spoopy

And dubs

he's the alpha autist
once he's around his people (autists) his alphaness kicks in

Vitalik after spending all his eth to look like a hot girl as was his plan all along

This is kino

lol holyshit it is

saving all these vit pics to masturbate to once we hit 500

At least he has been to an airport, you fucking fat bastard.

In case you were not aware, girls tend to have such things called vaginas. Why dont you insult her by calling her a foot or hand.

Jesus Christ, this is literally

>Plebbit: the post

Kill yourself

$

>Soulless gaze

Top Kek, user.

Check'd and Kek'd

>I love that you framed it, top lel.

Fucking kek.

Show some respect, faggot.

Vitalik is proof that God doesn't abandon people.

Say what you want about him, he's going to make all of us rich he is the hero of Veeky Forums and our ticket to lambo land

the starseed has no use for your human "respect"

Damn. I see 3 digits in a row a lot.

Does that mean hes on a higher plane? Wheres /x/ when you need em.

it's weird, but after 40 seconds i finally got vit's joke
am i retarded?

well, to be fair it's kind of a sophisticated joke.

Took me a minute too-- originally I just capped it because Vitalik interacting with someone who thinks he's a space alien was intensely funny to me.

funny enough, i could see vit be one of those niggas that memorize pi to the one-hundred-thousandth digit

As someone who memorizes pi and jerks off to the thought of girls being someday impressed by it, I am extremely curious about many digits Vitalik knows.

holy shit this thread is amazing

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Vitalique pepe

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I know he's our savior and everything, but he looks so annoyingly close to this autist at my work who called the boss on me over nothing.
This alone led me to sell half my ETH

this post induced laughter in my corpus

Protip: Pi has infinite digits, there would infinitely many of those sequences and all sequences.

is bitcoin the normie thing to be putting money into now? taking a look at the bitcoin subreddit seems like they have no clue and we are light years ahead with eth and alts

This is why people suck with making money through speculation, their emotions get too involved, doesn't matter how clever you are.

VITALIK WILL SELL 77% OF ETH CAPITALISATION
SATOSHI HES 11% BTC - NEVER!

>That guy second from the right.
>Tfw when realizing you are gonna make it.

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TODAY VITALIK WILL DRING VODGA
AND WELL ALONE
AND PRESS [SELL] [SELL]! [SELL]!!!
70,000,000 ETH= 14,000,000,000 $
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