I want to worship Satan as a real entity and practice black magic

I want to worship Satan as a real entity and practice black magic.

Where do I start?

At the psychiatrist.

>I want to worship Satan
Why? He lost

Start with the Greeks.

Politics

Try /x/

Graduating middle school

not yet he hasn't.

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Worshiping a fictional character is stupid to begin with, but you want to worship the one who's going to lose within the context of the fairy tale that he's in?

/pol/ would probably be the better option. They seem to be better at doing magic lately.

>satan worshiping belongs on /x/
>but my sky deity belongs here

>worshipping a guy that hates your guts

>Where do I start?
Probably at the lonney bin

Dye your hair black and keep telling your mom it's not a phase.

Trump was going to lose as well and yet he came out victorious. Where is your god now?

Kek

There's some correct info and some not in joy of satan check it

Grimoirium Verum.
Agrippa's Three Books.
Maybe Lemegeton.
Maybe Abramelin if you wanna shirk about half the work and simply focus on control of the Kings/Principalities.

Why?

>implying there's not a relatively long history of actually practiced Satanism before the modern era

Try

Thanks for this, I've only seen stuff about Thoth an Joy Of Satan Ministries can you give any tips not to fuck up, and also what are your views on Mahakali or the dark mother

r/Atheism

This seems very helpful what about red Magick, white Magick,chaos Magick?