Alright Veeky Forums bros. I need some brilliance...

Alright Veeky Forums bros. I need some brilliance. GF is opening a salon (new business) it's going to be animal-friendly products only. Obviously haircuts, colouring. They're also gonna have an esthetician.

NAME THAT SALON!

Free
>as in cruelty free

The Fuckin pet salon
i'll take 5% thank you

Cuntz and Cutz

Free Range Follicles

"Blacks Welcome"

You said animal friendly.

Amazon


wait fuck

HAHAHAHA
Nice.

Blissfully Beautiful , slogan : because Beauty shouldn't have to hurt

Purrfect Style
Purrfect Cut

smartest yet.

how about, "My boyfriend the cuck payed for this"

I thought the same thing

OP should have said
>My soon to be ex-girlfriend

Got a laugh out of her.

pff fuck that. I ain't payin for shit.

Also... not very catchy.

Just name it a normal salon name

or even use the word "organic"

How about Shit Low-yield Destined to Fail Retarded Business Idea Kys

Fur tamers

Well, not looking for someething too ridiculous but it's gonna be a one off. Organic is a good thought though.

Trying to be more optimistic

not bad

how about Mane

Pussy-Safe Hair Salon

nice

meh. fuck horses

aight im out thanks for your help