So i just got a Dachshund puppy, what would be the best Veeky Forums-related names for him...

so i just got a Dachshund puppy, what would be the best Veeky Forums-related names for him? i like both Titus and Timur if it helps

Don't do that, for dogs special names are.

Longpup

MAXIMUS

Max for short

bonnemort it means good death in french

The longus dogus

the blackus tailus

Rheingold

Doge

Rocinante.

it was don quixotes horse. Is not historical but it has a nice ring to it

Anaximander

Call him Nax for short

Marshal tito

Wilhelm II and call him Willie for short

Hannibal if it's a black dachshund.
Abraham "Africanus I" Lincoln if only brown.

A) that's not even & humanities.
B) why are anglos retarded enough to give that thing -which in German is called Dackel- a DIFFERENT German name which is completeley made up and means "badger dog"?
C) call that thing Amok

>what would be the best Veeky Forums-related names for him?

Mean Little Dick

Muhammed

Edward Longshanks or Eddie

Hitler

maximilian
franz
talleyrand
napoleon
richelieu
charles II
rex, caesar, kaiser, imperator, konig
doggerland
devereux
conrad

also roland

Wolfgang

Trismegistus
Tristram for short.
Lawrence Sterne will smile from heaven.

Zamperl ... google it ayws

Zhukov

Dackel is the short version of Dachshund.

If you dont name it wiener schnitzel youre do7ng it wrong

thanks.

Strelok

Dee-oh-jee

Mohammed.