Howdy germanic servants, check it out I am made of gold

Howdy germanic servants, check it out I am made of gold

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Basically Veeky Forums in a nutshell lately, with all their talk of the Eternal Teuton.

Charlemagne wasn't German.

That's the joke. Charlemagne is widely regarded as a Frankish king who was able to subjugate the Germanic peoples under his empire.

This will never not be funny

Look, Charlemagne, the donation of Pepin was a mistake of epic proportions.

I can't laugh anymore after realizing laughter was a nervous reaction. What am I afraid of?

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I've no idea how many times I've watched this

Sadly true, why does the truth make people laugh?

Gold is a very valuable commodity

>Americans are peace loving people

Now THIS is funny!

I think you may have the dreaded Inner German, user. Do you ever feel German? Has a sense of Germannness ever come over you?

>not technically true because Congress hasn't declared war in nearly a century

[AMERICA MEMEBALL INTENSIFIES]

>They reached it as a side-effect of being decent, likable people worthy of trust
easily the best part

>butthurt krauts calling the video uploader a jew in the comments

The Franks WERE a Germanic people.

Why don't you like me, son?

UR A RACIST SEXIST HOMOPHOBE

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>he shares half a haplotype with us. Pure-blooded german king