Childhood is when you idolize Churchill

childhood is when you idolize Churchill
adulthood is when you realize Hitler made more sense

>Hitler made sense

>I hate those damn Judeo-Bolsheviks who want to attack and take over everything, so I'm going to make a secret alliance with the one Bolshevik (Judeo:optional) state out there to attack the biggest state betweeen the two of us and then use that as proof of endless Soviet expansionism to justify how the Judeo-Bolsheviks are going to take everything over so I need to attack France, Denmark, Belgium, The Netherlands, Yugoslavia, and just about everyone else to stop them!

childhood is when you play with toys
adulthood is when you realize getting a job makes more sense

>use that as proof of endless Soviet expansionism

Are you seriously implying Stalin was not gonna invade western europe at some point in time anyway?

Well, since he hadn't for the last 17 years and only started expanding after the MR pact had Hitler practically giving it to the Soviets and promising 0 interference whatsoever after already demonstrating that the West was either impotent or unwilling to do shit over little countries in Eastern Europe.......

Yes, actually. I think that Stalin was an opportunist and a pragmatist and wasn't going to go charging off into Western Europe without being very, very sure he was going to win, i.e. not jump into other peoples spheres of influence.

>yes
>I think Stalin wasn't going to go charging off into Western Europe without being sure to win

So are you or are you not?
Because it was just a matter of time since
>the West was either impotent or unwilling to do shit over little countries in Eastern Europe

Yeah but did Hitler's penis make more sense? Or was it the weirdest thing ever?

>idolizing Churchill
>ever

>Judeo-Bolsheviks who want to attack and take over everything
Everyone knows it was a only a matter of time

Why would a child without a penis be dressed like this?

That's weird, since Soviet-Polish they did not attacked shit without getting green light from Germany first.

>Not getting a job to buy toys to place on a shelf

If Hitler's penis was the size of his thumb or bigger, would that be considered microscopic?

No, becuase

A), there's Germany, an actual major power to work around

B) The weakness of such was only revealed because of Hitler's shenanigans.

A world in which there is no Hitler going off on his reckless attacks is one in which Stalin takes the slow, safe route and keeps developing the USSR.

Yeah, that's why Stalin did 0 expansionism until the MR pact. It was just a matter of time!

My thumb is about 2 inches long and I'm sure his hands were slightly bigger than mine. So I wonder if his penis was more than 2" flaccid?

adulthood is when you realise Chamberlain did nothing wrong but was simply dealt a shit hand.

adulthood is realizing WWI & WWII were major blows to the white man

Lmao you're a handlet

>My ass is toned
>KEK YOU ASSLET

This "let" meme has gone too far.

ooh wee, the daily discussion about the Reichsschlongcellor

Hello Benjamin Button.

>war is bad
real child prodigy over here boys

>nsdap shills
DO IT AGAIN BOMBER HARRIS

Maturity is when you look back and realize that whatever the fuck you were smoking to make you support an autistic mass murdering sociopath over just your regular imperialist and regret the mistakes of your youth.

childhood is when you idolize Hitler
adulthood is when you realize Mussolini made more sense

...

Old age is when you understand Codreanu was the one to get it right

Why did Hitler want to hide his bulge all the time?

Paint can be scrubbed off in a few hours. How's your 1000 year Reich doing?

If Hitler wasn't gay, then why did he cry multiple times throughout his adult life?

>BASED bomber harris was a war criminal, but hitler certainly wasn't

Brits still jelly they didn't invent national socialism

DO IT AGAIN BOMBER HARRIS.

AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.

Why would Brits be jelly they didn't invent a genocidal regime that shits all over traditional British values?

And what’s that you are reading?
Karl Marx.
Sure you are not a communist!
Do I have to be a communist to read Karl Marx?
(Rupert!)
That’s a valid answer. Well if you are not a communist, what are you?
Nothing.
Nothing?
I dislike all forms of government.
Well somebody must rule.
And I don’t like the word rule.
Well if we don’t like the word rule, let’s call it leadership.
Leadership in government is political power and political power is an official form of antagonizing the people.
What magazine did you say he edits?
[A commentary on current events.]
But my dear young man politics are necessary.
Politics are rules imposed upon the people.
In this country rules are not imposed upon the people, they are the wishes of all free citizens.
Travel around a bit and then you will see how free they are.
But you didn’t let me finish…
They have every man in a straitjacket and without a passport he can’t move a toe.
But if you will allow me to finish…
If a free world they violate the natural rights of every citizen.
But you don’t let me fully…
They have become the weapons of political despots.
Yes but may I…
And if you don’t think as they think, you deprived of your passport.
But, will you allow me…
To leave a country is like breaking out of jail and to enter a country is like going through an eye of a needle.

But…
Am I free to travel?
Of course, you are free to travel!
Only with a passport!
Will you allow me to say some…
Only with a passport!
Ba…
Do animals need passport?
Ae...ae. Are you finished?
It’s incorrigible that in this atomic age of speed we are shut in and shut out by passport.
If you will you shut up and let somebody else talk?
And free speech, does that exist?
No you got it all.
And free enterprise.
We were talking of passports.
Today is sole monopoly.
All right! Now will you…
Can I go into the automobile business and compete with the other truck.
If I can get in a word…
Not a chance. Can ago into the grocery business and complete with the chain store?
Will you shut up!
Not a chance. Monopoly is the menace of the free enterprise. As I look back sixty years ago…
Where were you sixty years ago? [] Very well now, have you finished? Now let me say something. Let me tell you how wrong you are. In the first place…in the first place…now I have forgotten what I wanted to say.
On the atomic bomb.
Aha..
It’s a crime that when the world cries for atomic energy, you want to make atomic bombs.
Me! I am against atomic bombs.
You want to wipe out civilization. Destroy all life on this planet. You don’t…
I lost..I lost my throne because I didn’t want atomic bombs.

You and your kinds think atomic bombs can solve your problems.
Listen you little rat…
Today man has too much power. The Roman Empire collapsed with the assassination of Caesar and why?
If you…
Because of too much Power. Feudalism blew up with the French revolution and why?
aa…
Because of too much Power.
And today the whole world will blow up. And Why.
[Because of Too Much Power]
The monopoly of power is a menace to freedom. It’s grave and victimizes every individual. And where is the individual.
I don’t know!
Locked in terror because he is draped in hate instead of love. If the civilization is to survive we must combat power until peace and dignity of man are restored.

I'm mocking stormfags, not agreeing with him.

Do it again, Bomber Harris!

He probably meant to reply to the other guy.

Churchill was a cunt and a drunk

who has the best back story? Mussolini?

better a drunk than a meth addict

In all seriousness, Churchill. His exploits as a military officer and war correspondent are impressive and fun,

>I Need To Protect The White Man

Which ones? There's a ton of different ethnic groups falling under that category, and many white people are opposed to your retarded-ass rhetoric.

Stalin and Churchill.

Literally opposites of each other.

Gee, Churchill and Hitler are only people who kind of deserve somewhat respect for their youthful badassery.

Hirohito and Roosevelt were just born to their rich and political families.

Stalin and Mussolini were too fucked in the head psychos even in their youth i guess.

>implying he should have just taken on the USSR in a direct slugging match
>implying that would be preferable to possibly having the Allies on side against the Comintern
>implying he wasn't just securing Germany's old lands in the first place
>implying he didn't have war declared on him

Christ, use some bloody logic man.

Shut it down

Can't tell if this is ironic or not.

Mussolini

finally someone who tell the stabbing a fellow student part, he was fucking 12