Afghanistan Thread

Afghanistan Thread

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>land of the afghans
>pashtuns live there
explain

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>the one with the choker

Who are the Pashtun people?

How the fuck does a society regress so much?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pashtuns

USA funding extremists to fuck with the Soviets (Operation Cyclone)

USA gave the islamic extremists all the money and weapons they needed in exchange for those guys removing the soviet influence from their nation
they played with fire though. bin laden hated the soviets, but more than that he hated the idea of unbreakable world powers.

Religious extremism.

This meme needs to stop. Pictures of wealthy people in idealistic settings isn't representative of how society was. The average woman in Kabul looks the same as she did 60 years ago, give or take the niqab.

Further more, the country's actually doing pretty well considering the current situation.

bump

>2017
>Afghanistan still isn't part of Iran
why is this allowed

Source?

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he looks like a jamaican

i dont see it :/

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Pashtun and Afghan are synonyms

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It isn't a meme. The US spent over 20 billion $ funding terrorism in the country. Those pictures are real, because the Afghan government under Soviet influence was atheist/secular.

But the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan is just better for the Americans, isn't it?

Things in Afghanistan were really bad since King Mohammed Zair was overthrown in the mid 70s right till the overthrow of the Taliban in the early 2000s. It's a shame.

Don't be autistic, those pictures were from the Kingdom of Afghanistan or the short-lived dictatorship that followed. The Commies were in a state of ruinous civil war their entire tenure.

>Afghanistan is a good country
>Soviets ruin it
>contrarian cuckbois blame America

erry tim

I love these threads.

I watched Kandahar, good movie

Sweet Guy, it's a korean comic

This. My bet is people saying that shit are communists.

Kuchi clothes are really nice

The Soviets weren't funding Islamic """""""""freedom fighters"""""""""

Alright, we touched on how Islam and America destroyed this country, but how did germans and prostetantism destroy it as well to cover all the bases?

>yfw you will never force the middle one to marry you and beat her daily for her past degenerate life style

no, they just funded retarded autistic commies, and when the commies fucked up they invaded and murdered shitloads of afghans.

>communist Afghanistan
>fundimentalists chimps out
>Calls soviet for help
>US funds the taliban
>the war went on for 10 years
Hurr durr it's the soviet's fault

When will Afghanistan embrace its Aryan heritage and be Buddhist and Zoroastrian again?

When you assume your rightful place as theyr ruler

Go for it user, we are counting on you

>what are hazara (master race)

Afghanistan should be partitioned between Iran/Persia masterrace and Pakistan desu.

Parasites.

You're an uneducated faggot

>stable and secular Afghanistan
>communists depose the government and install a series of puppets who backstab each other
>people revolt in opposition to forced collectivization
>60% of army defects to the rebels
>government is fucked, collapse imminent, they call for Soviet intervention in a desperate attempt to save their asses
>presence of Soviet communist invaders radicalizes the country immensely
>Soviets bomb the entire country to the stone age, 2 million dead civilians, infrastructure reduced to medieval tier (still haven't recovered), millions of refugees
>Americans, Saudis and Pakis start supplying the mujahedeen with weapons
>after 10 years, the Soviets are defeated
>mujahedeen warlord start fighting each other because of power vacuum and a previously unknown actor (Taliban) funded by Pakistan enters the stage and eventually seizes power
>mujahedeen warlords form the Northern alliance and launch into yet another civil war against the Taliban

The fact you somehow inserted the Taliban into the Soviet war even though it didn't exist until the 90s only show what a catastrophically dumb fuck you are. One of the former communist generals even ended up being a commander of Taliban forces in mid 90s.

Iran is a shithole that spent the last 2500 years getting BTFO by everyone.

>implying Iran has to deal with like 15 million people who are extremely poor and have a different culture and mentality
>implying Afghans don't hate Pakis
>implying Pakistan deserves any land anyway

Terrible idea senpai.

>not just nuking Afghanistan

Afghanistan should be erased from history so that no empire will ever have trouble conquering it ever again.

Why are you so mad about Afghanistan? It's not even a relevant country. Realistically, the northern Tajik parts should join Tajikistan and the rest of the country should get Khyber/Peshawar region from Pakistan to form Pashtunistan. There are more Pashtuns in Pakistan than in Afghanistan right now.

>this meme again
Afghanistan didn't even exist in Alexander's times to begin with.

afghanistan is a literal failed state run by warlords

there's no way to fix it so nukes are the only solution

>nuking this

It was a perfectly functioning country until Soviets started to fuck with it.

>destroy a country
>LOL you country is shit now, better just nuke it!

>It's not even a relevant country
Middle Eastern quagmire begs to differ.

>he thinks Afghanistan is in the Middle East
Gas yourself

>perfectly functioning country

no perfectly functioning country would VOLUNTARILY bend over to the soviet cock like Afghanistan did in the 20th century

nuke it with love bombs

Every country south of Russia, east of Greece and Egypt, but west of India is a Middle Eastern country.

>getting your government deposed by the KGB is "voluntarily bending over"

Canada fag here. ive worked with a few Afghan's and theyre pretty bro tier.. hard workers, don't take religion too seriously. its funny when they shit talk lebs.

You're a retard. Middle East ends with Iran if not Iraq, the -stans are central Asia.

>when you dodge all of the IEDs, all of the snipers and all of the killer boy dancers but still die because you flew a kite in the wrong village motherpucker

could have been prevented if afghanistan didn't side with the eastern bloc

But it didn't. Daoud was pretty much pursuing a neutral/3rd worldist policy.

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>posting indians in a thread about afghans
shiggy diggy

they both ruined it ya nob

To America's credit, they didn't really ruin it, by the time they intervened there was hardly anything left to ruin.

NAM/3rd worldism is code for slobbering over slavic cock

just look at india which was also a 'non-aligned' country but was a kgb breeding ground by the '70s

>USSR
>Slavic
Get curb stomped

It's weird how some Afghan people can be so good looking. There's a documentary on YouTube about the bacha posh and so many cuties dam

>being a fucking pedophile
Anyway it's because most Pashtuns and Tajiks are actually white.

>presence of Soviet communist invaders radicalizes the country immensely
If your forced secularism can be tarnished so easy than it was never going to work desu.

>>mujahedeen warlord start fighting each other because of power vacuum and a previously unknown actor (Taliban) funded by Pakistan enters the stage and eventually seizes power
>mujahedeen warlords form the Northern alliance and launch into yet another civil war against the Taliban
Afghanistan was barely united before. Now it's stuck between the main three ethnic groups (pashtun, hazara and tajik) all of whom are at odds with each other.

You niggers need to realise that you can't exclude the Taliban from government talks anymore. You're not powerful enough and that's something only people in charge of their country can decide.

>Iran is a shithole
Dude... an Afghan is THE last person to say this. If we're third world then Afghanistan is 5th world.

>that spent the last 2500 years getting BTFO by everyone.
And yet most iranians live in iran instead of being pathetically displaced world wide by the millions.

Ignoring the fact that was a dumb generalisation of history, the past is the past. I understand that it's the only thing you have left but do try to think of the future you dumb afghan nigger.

>Implying Afghans don't hate Pakis
Everybody hates fucking pakis lmao. Doesn't change the fact you have more pashtuns in pak than afghanistan.

This too

Modern day afghanistan exports terrorism:
nytimes.com/2013/10/29/world/asia/us-disrupts-afghans-tack-on-militants.html

>Egypt is part of the middle east but not Afghanistan

No you.

They're not Indians you retard. They're Afghan nomads known as the Kuchi

Even the Nuristani can be good looking, or the mongolic Hazara. That place is weird

t. Dmitri Ilyich Meretskov

Secularism worked fine in Afghanistan until communists started to push their collectivization and forced atheism bullshit. It's completely natural a country would radicalize as a form of reaction to that.

>calling it Nuristan instead of Kafiristan
baka

t. Schlomo Goldschekelbergowitz

>most
I'd say there's a 50/50 chance of them being white or brown desu.

The ones who look like outright Arabs are a minority, I'd say 30%. Most wouldn't look out of place in Italy or Eastern Europe.

>iranian
>literally supporting taliban terrorists
why am i not surprised?

cant wait till uncle sam socks you farsi dogs in the face

>Persian goatfucker getting uppity again
Can't wait until Russia throws your shitskin dump of country under the bus to foster good relations with Trump :^)

>The ones who look like outright Arabs are a minority, I'd say 30%. Most wouldn't look out of place in Italy or Eastern Europe.
There's also the ones that look south asian and the few African ones.

Fun fact,the pashtun ethnicity is literally the most single mixed one in the world.

There's nothing wrong with that tho. It's much better than being generically white or brown desu.

And 30 isn't a minority

>afghan
>calling anybody a shitskin
Hmmm.makes me think.

>pashtun ethnicity is literally the most single mixed one in the world
No, the Jews are.

>30% isn't a minority
Iranian math skills everyone

>mullah rats
>thinking

huh, really boils my broth

thats just sad confy little mountain city ruined...

Islam

Egypt shouldn't even be considered a part of Africa. During the antiquity even the Greeks considered it to be a part of Asia while Africa started in Libya.

DAILY REMINDER THAT AFGHANISTAN IS RIGHTFUL HINDU INDIAN CLAY

IF IT WERE NOT FOR INDIA, AFGHANISTAN WOULD LITERALLY BE COLONIZED BY PUNJABIS

POO

t. Abdullah Saeed Sheikh Qureshi

It's propaganda bullshit based on a tiny minority of westernized elites. It's like showing those modern American ads with black doctors living in upper class houses to foreigners to make them think all American blacks live like that.

Guys do you want me to post some pictures of different ethnic groups there? Ask me any of them and I'd post it (except Kho, Dalak and Arab,wasn't able to find any pictures of them)

qt Baloch in pic related

It's not a small minority like 2-5% you dumb pashtun rat.

Yeah thinking. It's the thing you do when you're not fucking 5 year olds.

Second or something then.

Afghanistan is one of the coolest countries in the world because they still have legal dog fighting, unlike emasculated Europe and America where it got outlawed more than a century ago.

>t.

>Yeah thinking. It's the thing you do when you're not fucking 5 year olds.

iranians have legalized child marriage with girls at age 10

you rafidi animals are more degenerate than pakis

do you have uyghurs?

How come whenever there's a discussion about Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkey, Syria or literally any muslim country ever it's always invaded by some buttravaged Persian manlet?