Anyone else planning on killing themselves if you're not a millionaire by 30?

No. I'd kms if my NET WORTH was below 1M USD by 30. It would be a sign of poor performance IMO

That's why ark is a thing son. Literally last chance to get rich off crypto.

IKTF, also had a few hundred that I also sold a year ago... I feel like I actually did myself a huge disservice getting into crypto as early as I did, some faggots who just went balls deep a few months ago have a greater networth than I do now.

What did you do to make it user?

Let's fucking hope. I have $12k in it, not letting go for a year minimum.

im 33 and looking at being a millionaire by 35 just from wage cucking

It had nothing to do with crypto (until a year or so ago). I avoided debt (no mortgage, no car payments, no student loans), didn't have kids, ate reasonably healthy and pursued adventure... during the periods when I wasn't suicidally depressed.

Now I'm old and still subject to suicidal depression but I have a hot young girlfriend and a decent, ever-growing crypto portfolio. For my fortieth birthday I am treating myself to a month-long surfing vacation.

Basically not giving a fuck about respectability and not allowing fear to control me (because I didn't care if I died) paid off. Also I am just lucky I think?

No kids is definitely the #1 key. When I see some used-up slobby Dad in the grocery store I smile, especially when he's ten years younger than I am and he's already fucked his life.

That was long, but you asked...

Good job user. Fuck what other people think and societal standards.

How much are you worth, if you don't mind me asking?

Did you earn it via wageslaving?

You're a weird normalfag

40*
I'm a pussy, I know.

>No kids is definitely the #1 key.
lmao all your bullshit life and guess what, even though those dads didn't have million dollar portfolios in memes they passed on and lived for something beyond themselves.

>implying most of us are not genetic trash

Cmon brah

You're just a manchild beta.

I made 25k off of ETH this month by investing the same amount (2x).

Tempted to dump 25k more into ARK because I want to be a millionaire in about a year instead of a hundred thousandaire. Either that or use 1broker and copy trades of the top guys.

>they passed on and lived for something beyond themselves.

Kek, nice meme

They're justifying their wageslaving and meaningless existence by forcing more people to exist that look like them.

>19 years old.
>Poorfag family.
>Beg and plead with my parents to let me borrow money to invest in DGB.
>Show them how the price doubled in the time they had been "thinking about it"
>Tell them about how they're presenting to citibank all these guys are making money and I'm missing out.
>They finally agree and let's me borrow $4,000.
>Go ALL IN at 6 cents. ~66,500 DGB
>Presentation is a horrible boat picture.
>Tanks to 3 cents.
>Mom asks how the investment is doing.
>Can't bare to tell her I lost $2,000. This is a fortune to us.
>Lie and tell her I made $1,000.
>She lights up with happiness and tells dad.
>They want to celebrate.
>FUGGGGG.
>Meanwhile Eth doubles in price in like 3 days.
>People saying it could go to $1,000 / replace BTC.
>This is it I have to make it back with this.
>Switch from DGB to ETH when it's $400.
>It immediately TANKS $100.
>FUGGGGGGG I'M SUCH AN IDIOT I BOUGHT AT THE ATH AGAIN.
>Sell at $300.
>It immediately shoots back up to $400.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I fucking lost $2,500 of my parents money in a matter of days.
>Find out this was pretty much the last bit of money they had, no emergency fund.
>They still don't know.
>This can't happen. This can't happen. This can't happen.
>Might need to kill my parents in their sleep and myself.

Oh my god

And I thought I was sad for selling most of my ETH early

I was going to kill myself by the time I turned 26. Literally posting in a mental hospital right now after being caught attempting.

I know it's wrong, but part of me hopes this is real.

kek, thanks kid. for both the eth and the laugh.

fucking leaching nigger, you fucking deserve it trading on emotions and not hodling.

Go back to wage cucking. You are a huge fucking idiot.

>No kids is definitely the #1 key
What's the point of getting rich when it all goes to the government after you die?

Just live on debt your whole life and die with no assets, if you're never having kids.

Thanks user. I am worth the $65k yearly that the wagecuck job I brazenly bullshitted my way into a couple years back pays me.

None of this crypto is real until it's cashed out.

If I actually believed my trezor had this much money on it I would probably lose my mind in a serious enough way that I couldn't come back from it. I *HAVE* to be mentally disciplined about it and not take it too seriously until it's time for the big cashout.

So ask me that again in 5 years when I'm living in some Caribbean tax haven... we can street-race our lambos in Havana or wherever the fuck.

I won't kill myself but the consequences will never be the same again, design senpai.

I have this goal card I made. By age 35 if I don't get there I'm renouncing all world possessions and joining a Buddhist monastery.

hold onto ETH

>None of this crypto is real until it's cashed out.

Amen. Hodling for a year does make the taxes much less, but you need iron hands and to believe in the coins you own one day will turn into real monies.

i'm already 30. I wanna be out of the wagekekdom by 40. I envy you guys in your early to mid 20s....what a time to be alive.

Create more humans, idgaf. Everyone else is. Then you can either live in domestic servitude or be a shitty parent that abandons their shitty offspring. Have fun with that.

> You're a weird normalfag

If you mean I can make eye contact and have a conversation with a stranger (when I'm not suicidally depressed) then yes, it's true. Autists are taking power, however, so the window of time when my personality allows me to get what I want out of life is probably going to be over soon. No regrets, I had a good run.

So why are you reading biz

I just turned 20, I've got 170 ETH with a portfolio of almost 100k. What would you old fags do in my position. Should I start a business with my gains? I already cashed out 30k to pay off my fathers debt

just hold on my man, at least until around christmas and do something nice for the old man. otherwise just hold and see what the market does, probably keep expanding bigly

Please just put it back in eth and stop watching it for a month

No, you're just a beta projecting his ugly low IQ ass onto everyone else. You don't want kids because you probably can't find a girl worthy of bearing children and are as already stated an ugly low IQ beta who can't handle responsibilities and ignorantly implies having children is some dumb/bad thing. You're saying stupid shit because you're stupid. Don't have kids, and don't spew your retarded views. They are unneeded.

You're a good kid.

HODL until ETH is 1000, and even beyond. Then if you can't wait any longer, cash out only part for what you need.

I only have 130, and I'm 35. Enjoy your youth and health, and take up mediation.

17yo female doing finance major in fall, fuck all of you and you obviously arent doing anything or you wouldnt be posting here.

Well I'm still alive so I might as well try to make some money. Crypto is kind of fun. I can always kill myself in future when I get discharged and if I keep failing at life.

Reported, roastie

My money is working for me. I spent my 20s and 30s working, I'll spend my 40s enjoying a more relaxed existence.

I bought $7 ETH and sold months ago, such is life of a young poorfag

having kids is selfish and for lower level people who get in heat, produce crotch fruit, and think they have made some positive contribution to earth

> mad that I don't want kids
> angrily tells me not to have kids

People like you are the best argument against procreation. It's ok, I learned a long time ago not everyone has the guts to be free.

Stay mediocre, my salty young chum... put the yoke on your shoulders. Everyone will congratulate you.

Making white kids is a net positive for the world. We will need people to pay the welfare once cryptos are dead.

genuinely sorry. good luck

You promote degeneracy. You're why white birth rates are lower than every group. Shut the fuck up you fucking beta.

Good luck in life user, everything's gonna be better one day.
Don't torture yourself, just tell yourself you lack some luck.

Agreed feels good not having some shit cunt kids ruining my playboy lifestyle

Muh master race

Good job on paying off his debt. Other people I've seen here with success were a disgrace to their families. I hope soon to pay off my debt and help my mother out.

having kids is a meme

>inb4 good goy

how can white bois compete
u mad white boi

Thank you guys you've made me cry.

Get rich or try dying

ahhhhahaha what the fuck do you know about "degeneracy."

Let me tell you something-- from a happy 40-year-old to a clearly unhappy 20-year-old: the world is full-- OVERfull-- of people who want to control you.

The number one thing they use is fear.

Right now, your fear of MUH WHITE RACE going extinct (or whatever dumb meme) is controlling you. You have let yourself become a slave to it.

Many people love to serve, to be enslaved. They crave the fear because it gives them surety-- it's an externality that will set their course for them and explain the (senseless) world to them.

Those are not people I respect.

if you are genuinely intelligent, procreate

the middle class of today are the lower class of 100 years ago. all the smart 1800s european aristocrats childfreed themselves into extinction

if you are middle class (not working class) you need to have children

reproduction and creating a successful society is something that takes multiple generations, so anyone who can't see beyond video games, porn, cats, 2d, etc are going to be the most vocal childfree people. they are hand waving nihilists. they feel like they don't have a society that valued them either, so why should they thinklong term

Nobody needs to have anything on this site.
Everyone here is a reject and whatever we do won't have an impact on the world.
Let's the normalfags do the breeding.

No. I'll only consider myself a failure if I haven't hit six figures in investments by 30 because you have to have money to make money. Your 20's you spend making money, your 30's you spend turning that money into more money.

The crypto market is going to the masses in a decade. We're all gonna be over 30 or something and making money after that won't be as easy.

This

hopefully crypto going mainstream will make us fucking rich... if we can accumulate enough before it happens.

Fuck that retard, this is Veeky Forums not /pol/. If I ever have kids I'm putting them to work immediately. If they don't bring me at least 100% returns by the time they're five then they're getting dumped at an orphanage.

Same age as you user

We're all gonna make it

What the fuck? Couldn't you even bother studying how crypto market works before doing that? Couldn't you even diversify your assets? I'm poor as fuck as well and would never, EVER, start with $4,000 at something I've never done before. I've got only 500 of my shitty third world currency worth 3 times less than dollars and worked up from there.
I'm sorry but if you are being honest, you deserve what happened. I hope you can learn from this lack of responsibility and turn this around, making your parents happy.
Give them their money back plus some more for the trouble.
I have to remember that everytime I can't believe I'm making so much money, it's because of people acting stupid like you did and freaking out...
Godspeed user. Hope you make it.

When the masses really move into crypto that essentially makes us early adopters. So I'm thinking that bitcoin will peak around 5k per coin in the next two year period, rapidly going up from 3k after it breaks past that mark decisively, and that it will peak again at 10k after that, probably within the next four years. Beyond that I can't really speculate. Altcoin hype seems to just fuel the bubble since they're traded via bitcoin instead of cash.

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>tfw you discovered Veeky Forums when ETH was $40

I'm practically a new fag. This is bullshit, if I was here literally a month or two earlier I would have learned how to get into the market and potentially would have gotten some cheap ether.

REEEEEEEEEE, now everything is inflated.

You're at 60%.

>Failing this hard
You aren't cut out for this line of work.
Stick with wagecucking.

get the fuck out, normalfag.

>poorfag family
>last bit they had
>I lost $2,000. This is a fortune to us
>Lie and tell her I made $1,000.
>She lights up with happiness and tells dad.
>They want to celebrate.

I didn't ask for these feels.

Idk about millionaire but I'm 21 and have saved 30k so far this year. That, unfortunately, is now pretty much my entire net worth but my job pays me 80k a year and I'm doing very well with crypto so there's hope.

I never understood why you people don't simply buy back in

I'm freshly 18, knew about cryptos years ago. It's funny when I jokingly told my mother to buy some Bitcoin when the price had just reached $250. I still want to invest a small amount of money that I can afford to lose, not like Any tips you want to share, Veeky Forums?

That's actually a really nice chart. Puts a good perspective on losses.

How did you lose this kek? Ive gone x10 in 1 year.

how are you guys losing money? why are you selling? why are you not buying the dip? why are you betting your life savings or money you cannot afford to lose completely?

FOREVER poorfags

Provide proof that this is genuinely true and i will send you eth

Same age as you user
We're all gonna make it

lol, Im 31, hot wife, cute kid, house boat, own a cash for gold. Planning on living in thailand for the winter. I am by no means a millionaire. Like can be pretty fucking good just bringing in >100k. Oh btw I work like 20 hours a week and just generally just do what ever the fuck I want.

I'd probably kill myself either way

After i sold, I threw 20k in stocks and lost it all.

I then had 5k left but the anger from the DAO hack made me stay away from crypto until eth was already mooning well past my original $15 sell.

If it werent for the DAO i wouldve been holding 250k+ in eth. I feel like gutting that hacker.

>Being over 30 without a million is a literal hell
I couldn't read this without laughing my ass off, and I don't even live in Grozny.

I didn't lose anything it's the user I'm replying to that lost.

God damn... I guess life isn't so bad for me.

I only started seriously looking into crypto about a month ago (after knowing OF it for a few years), and I want to literally commit suicide for not buying in when prices were low.

I want to kill myself seeing these prices rise.

I made a mock Blockfolio and I would've made sique gains if I had pulled the trigger.

>No kids is definitely the #1 key
not even subtle schlomo

>muh joos

OMG just noticed this. Hold on I'll take a screenshot of my poloniex history.

No patience these kiddos, at least when it costs them a first class seat some might be able to learn the lesson in time to make it on somewhere down the back

user if you're still there anything would be a life saver thank you.

0x88d6f707bD64CC9361b68c3900fBd00971B57074

Holy fuck dude you weren't kidding

Report back on if that user sends you ETH; since I'm genuinely considering sending you some

Sent ;)