What are your favorite Trolley Problem variations?

What are your favorite Trolley Problem variations?
How do you solve them?

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this would result in pic related, no?

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Memes aside, you can make this into a really deep one. Losing Harambe was perhaps worth it, because of the state of mind and ideas it created.

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Premium kek.

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I wouldn't pull it

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If you even have to ask that question your IQ is probably somewhere around room temperature

no kidding, what if you wave weirdly and the people think "wtf, why is that guy waving so oddly?"

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Oh but it is. In kelvin degrees.

>How do you solve them?

DONT

TOUCH

THE

SWITCH

Ohhhhhhh shit

rekt

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Fucking eternal Venetians

I'll trespass, fuck property, all hail people.

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Is it bad that I get this?

Fuck people, they're just properties, all hail earth

My property

Watch the tram run over the people, then kick down the no trespassing sign and piss all over the lever.