Made 55k profit on crypto

>get a couple of rounds
Ethanol is one of the most disgusting drugs on the planet. All it does is numb your central nervous system and get metabolized into sugar.

Seriously, send me BTC and You can all have my mobile number. I'm trying to save for advertising an app I'm developing.

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Well you could always not have friends and also no money

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Shit yeah I didn't think You're fucked OP!

Try socializing

Grill detected
>what's so hard about making friends? When people come up to you and act friendly and invite you to places just say yes. It's that easy.

>not having markets on in the background while you study and learn skills that help you make more money
not gonna make it

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Agreed. There are much safer and cleaner gabaergic drugs.

>When people come up to you and act friendly and invite you to places just say yes. It's that easy.
It's that easy indeed.

Just smoke window cleaner then.

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what is (((their))) motive? :^)

>gamble and hold crypto
>gamble up to 50k turned into a few hundred k in less than 2 years
>tell some friends and suggest they invest
>2 of my only 4 friends stab me in the back
>alone cooking steak at 1030am on my b day with no one to talk to

>2 of my only 4 friends stab me in the back

What did they say? "I don't like people with money"?

hi, how are you? That's a nice hat! Do you want to get in this van with us?

Don't worry about that shit, at least you're not some broke ass nigga livin in his mama basement. Good things are coming men

>I stay up at night inaccurately calculating potential gains on my cell phone calculator asking myself, "If I invested this much and it was at this price how much will I get?" then divide that by the price of a Lamborghini without considering taxes, transfer fees and other minute details.

I want to be a full time coin trader instead of a wage cuck.
Made babbys first 10k. About to make another 10k.

I work a fucking desk job. I'm so close to getting out bros. Need 100k so I can live off 50k, play around with the other 50k.

I'm going to make it brehs.

This is too accurate

This bull market won't last forever, just to warn you. Don't quit your day job to do this.

I'd rather buy/sell bulk transactions for a few hundred bucks profit than work my day job.

Don't do that friend. This Bible will eventually pop

I literally do just that from my wage cuck position and my desk. This is a good debt eraser for me. Not shooting for lambos

might not be afraid of the dark but i can guarantee that hes still scared of niggers since they used to beat him up at school when he lived in SA

Happy birthday faggot.

Keep doing it fag
I can be your friend fag, Crypto Beaner here, I can show you around this paradise full of ambitious bitches that loves white cock,

>be me
>become millionaire with crypto in under a year
>also nihilistic
>don't want gf
>don't want to travel the world
>no friends
>too lazy and worthless to leave the house
>only thing I do is spend money to take out my parents for fancy food
>they want me to get a job but not interested in anything
>tfw

Just transfer me the millions and I'll send your parents food money.

Nice, i have made about 90k across eth, btc and ltc

How does one smoke window cleaner?
I'm genuinely wondering

>only 55k
what's even the point?

billions of people out there to be friends with and/or exploit. nice thread loser.

>$100k investing in actual USD
>Make decent investment choices.
>Decide to trade bitcoins for fun
>Half a bitcoin at $750 a month and a half ago.
>Just ride the meme waves with Veeky Forumsraelis
>Up to $20k in crypto now
>Completely ignore my tangible stocks
>Will probably become a crypto millionaire before I get a million in actual USD.

>made 55k profit on crypto

So you actually cashed out? Prove it.

>tfw no friends
>tfw no gf
>tfw no parents
>tfw super chilled, calm and content
>I feel like I could just lie down and drift into the abyss

This is retarded. I hope this is a fake quote.

>implying anything like that has ever happened

>tfw too poor to invest but still lurk this board like an autistic faggot
>tfw your job pays 300$ a month
>tfw in college too
just kill me already
Enjoy your gainz OP, buy something nice for yourself, clothes, consoles, whatever would please your heart.

>tfw college dropout
>tfw saving money so I can study STEM again
>tfw 29
>tfw no money no gf
I feel like I hit rock bottom, but I just don't care.

> but I just don't care
Because it doesn't matter.

>made 420k
>have friends and a gf
>still spend all day refreshing biz and charts

Wouldn't have it any other way really.

thx user that comment made me feel good

youtube.com/watch?v=suD1aBwwZfU

>got kid
>got GF
>got full time job
>spend whole 9hrs of full time job workload permitting refreshing blockfolio and browsing Veeky Forums
>tfw used to waste my life on /r9k/
>come home browse Veeky Forums
>spending time with Gf and kid browse Veeky Forums
First thing i do in the morning is refresh blockfolio
>made 7.5k from 1100 one month ago
>wouldnt have it any other way

Got the Veeky Forums bug

Veeky Forums bug is best bug

What wallet/exchange is that? Ive always wondered what high rollers use

>got a gf
>told her im going to be a millionaire
>crypto crashes
>lost lots of money
>now shes asking me when can we spend the money

fuckkkkk lads shes getting impatient what do???

how long hav eyou been with her?

what age is she?

has she increased in attractiveness since you met her?

ive been with my gf for 7 years

>picked her up at the equivalent of 1 satoshi

>rode that bitch to 3000

>didnt dump

>now im left with heavy bags that i cant get rid of

Always sell hgh

lol and when it crashes you'll try and rationalize that you still have your grandpa stocks

been with her 2 week
shes 23 (im 26)
she has remained same attractiveness

i told the bitch about my gainz during the great cripto pump. and i pumped her that night and every night since

then the great cripto dump happened and she could sense my sadness , and started enquiring about my gainz

i said bby shut the fuck up im working on it , so i think shes just waiting to see if theres another pump

turn it to 55 Mil buy wage slaves. Make them act like your friends.

What are some good exchanges for meme coins? Bittrex?

Total noob only have coinbase

yobit for meme coins

good luck

Put your money into eth or bth.
Put that into paper wallet.
Smash computer, and dont check charts for 3 yrs.
Go outside and make some damn friends. Fuck play a sport, go to a strip club I dont care.
Transfer me some BTC cause I give god tier advice. 1NamoQsDDuHZ3xr89Z7itpSneK5baFYaUo

I would dump that bitch using you if she starts to complain about you not having gains

Send ETH this way brah
Make my shitty limited time on this earth less shitty

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can you send me some ETH for teh lulz, I promise I'll pay it back to Veeky Forums 10x in the near future

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Good way to buy coins with a debit card?

Coinbase is being shit.

>2 weeks

I use virwox because it doesn't require anything, not even name. Other exchanges want outrageous levels of identification to buy buttcoins.

I'll be 35 in two weeks. No one has ever celebrated my birthday since I was 18.

Crypto is the only thing going for me. I want my house paid off, a nice car and daily driver truck, and 1 or 2 dogs-- preferably German shepherds, one white and one black.

These are pretty much my goals and the only thing I got going for me.

what about never selling?

>be 30
>have blonde qt gf
>work at home making 160K/year
>shitpost on Veeky Forums all day and turned meager 500 dollar initial investment into 10K
Feels pretty fuckin good lads

how long to make that much?

are there books or something i can read to get into this?

>work at home making 160K/year

How?

I don't make as much as you, i'm even older, and my young qt gf is a redhead, but otherwise same.

i got her while i was still super broke so i'm not too worried about her being a gold digger or whatever

test

spend it on a really nice car

I hear ya, man. My cellphone calculator gets more action in a day than I have in five years.

Looks like coinbase

I'm a man

You're literally me, except im 25, make 140k.yr, have a redhead gf, and made 400k off 30k in shitcoins.

Debating on dumping her and spreading my seed wide, but shes been with me even back when i was unemployed making no money. Hard to give up a sure thing

>all these rich anons with gf's and here i am invisible to women with only $30k in crypto

>Debating on dumping her and spreading my seed wide
>shes been with me even back when i was unemployed making no money.

You're a fucking tard.
But if you decide to make some kids on the side - wife your gf (with prenup), and never let her know. If you're an asshole inside so be it, but dont make her suffer

Yeah about three to four years from now.