>mutilate females genitals as an infant >they don't grow up to be massive sluts as it hurts to have sex >they grow up too be faithful wives to their husband
>mutilate males genitals as an infant >they don't spend their teenage years masturbating as they can't without lube >they instead spend all their time studying too get a good job
Why do Liberals and Neocons insist this is bad again?
On the left you have the typical edgy rebellious atheist. His destination will be the lake of fire.
On the right you have a born-again, fundamental, bible-believing Christian who is going to heaven.
Aiden Perez
>as they can't without lube
t. retard I'm cut and I fap dry all the time
Colton Long
What speech is that quote from?
Carson Howard
I always had a feeling Christfags looked as gay as their posts sound.
Bentley Jenkins
>if you look clean and healthy, you are gay
t. depressed, suicidal, nihilistic, ugly atheist
Dominic Ward
>If you have black hair you're not clean and healthy
Christcucks, not even once.
Bentley White
>mutilate females genitals as an infant >they grow up to be frustrated, hysteric housewives prone to bouts of intense depression
>mutilate males genitals as an infant >they masturbate anyway, blisters or not, because teenagers are horny little bastards
Alexander White
Secular method: educate > enlightened human being Relgious method: mutilate > frightened primtive animal
Carter Bell
>>they don't spend their teenage years masturbating as they can't without lube As a circumcized man who fap al least twice a day and never used lube you are fucking wrong.
Nathan Fisher
>>they don't spend their teenage years masturbating as they can't without lube Even if this was true, they sell lube at grocery stores.
Jaxson Howard
Aah yes because muslim countries are such good places to live thanks to circumcision right?
Ian Powell
Ah yes, sexual pleasure, the great pox upon humanity and cause for all ail. Ain't my fault you're an incel.
Ryder Wood
>>Yet another stupid fucking christian thread. At this point I just want all christians and all abrahamic monotheists in general to be banned from posting on Veeky Forums. You people are far worse then the atheists on here are.
Picking on the fedoras was a mistake.
Kevin Carter
Christfags are horrible but that's actually right. Black hair/brown eyes = trash.
Isaiah Brooks
this
Carter Allen
The funny thing is that even in the US where prostitution is nominally illegal there are still adult escorts on the internet and there are still adult massage parlors in every major city.
Nicholas Cruz
Which means that all incels need to do is to save up some of their money and get a whore.
Anthony Reed
Why the fuck are Veeky Forums fags always asking "le whom are you quoting" when someone uses greentext? He's quoting the fucking OP when he said cutfags can't choke the chicken without lube and disagreeig
James Miller
Tall,dark and handsome. Blonde+blue eyes looks incredibly gay on males
Adam Ross
Nah. Women always say that the best looking guys are gay, so if blonde hair + blue eyes on men = looks gay said man will get women going for him. Remember all the teen girls who flock to Justin Bieber? He's a bottle blond.
Women do go for effeminate looking men.
Jordan Garcia
&Humanities strikes again.
Jonathan Gonzalez
Top quality thread. Excellent intellectual discussion. Very thought provoking.
Hudson Cox
>they don't spend their teenage years masturbating as they can't without lube Non-circumcised penis can jerk off without lube?
Colton Gonzalez
Can we just ban americans from Veeky Forums?
Hudson Robinson
>they don't spend their teenage years masturbating as they can't without lube i prove you wrong just by existing. how does that make you feel, faggot?
Oliver Bailey
shut up satanist
Anthony Adams
>abrahamic religion I'm sorry for my ancestors fucking many women so antisex god got mad about it
Owen Mitchell
Kid on the left is pretty effay.
Brody Parker
>Being a filthy Cathar Au bûcher ASAP
David Russell
I'm cut and jack off just fine without lube
Caleb Gutierrez
you still jack off sexual satanist. titus, get knife... I'll cut his balls and weiner too
Oliver Jenkins
Boy on the left just sold the one on the right a 20$ gram
Eli Fisher
this
Christian Cox
Forgiven, but you are still going to hell for all that homosex
Justin Wilson
Why do Christians and other similar religious cultists want to impose barbaric Sharia law on the free people of the Western Civilization?
John Torres
antisex
Caleb Hughes
>>mutilate males genitals as an infant >>they don't spend their teenage years masturbating as they can't without lube >>they instead spend all their time studying too get a good job I'm circumcised and I have no trouble masterbating dry all day long.
Landon Cooper
>"In all cases [of masturbation] circumcision is undoubtedly the physician's closest friend and ally... To obtain the best results one must cut away enough skin and mucous membrane to rather put it on the stretch when erections come later. There must be no play in the skin after the wound has thoroughly healed, but it must fit tightly over the penis, for should there be any play the patient will be found to readily resume his practice, not begrudging the time and extra energy required to produce the orgasm. It is true, however, that the longer it takes to have an orgasm, the less frequently it will be attempted, consequently the greater the benefit gained... The younger the patient operated upon the more pronounced the benefit, though occasionally we find patients who were circumcised before puberty that require a resection of the skin, as it has grown loose and pliant after that epoch."
E.J.Spratling, Masturbation in the Adult, Medical Record, vol. 24. (1895): pp. 442-443.
If you were circumcised but can still masturbate dry, most likely they didn't take as much skin as they do in tight circumcisions. If you had been cut tighter, your hand would get caught on your penis's skin because it wouldn't move at all. It'd just be stuck in one position.
Connor Bell
Loose cuts.
Guys with tight cuts often find they have to use lube, or some kind of foreskin substitute like a cloth, their underwear, etc. Otherwise it fucking hurts because the force of your hand doesn't move the skin (it can't move--there isn't enough left for it to be slid around) and goes right to your erectile tissue, on the inside.
Easton Parker
>cut off new born's hands >they don't grow up as thieves >spend all their time trying to hang themselves with their feet
Isaac Jones
>spend all their time trying to hang themselves with their feet hearty keks
Justin Miller
You could just not deathgrip.
Josiah Scott
Huh, I didn't know that was a common thing for other circumcised dudes specifically. I always used soft tissues both because it's more comfortable and because it catches all the cum and makes cleanup a literal non-issue.
Hudson Ramirez
It still gets caught unless you grip it so feather-lightly you're hardly touching it at all, and a lot of guys find that this doesn't do anything for them pleasure-wise (and if you're circumcised, most of your fine touch sensitivity is gone anyway--the nerve endings for sensing fine touch are by and large in the foreskin).
Moreover, it's still a gross distortion of the way the penis is meant to work.
Evan Cooper
this
Adrian Clark
>implying lube is hard to come by
I literally just spit in my hand.
Cooper Reyes
>Americlaps cut off the tops of their dicks at the advice of a cereal merchant
TOP ONE LADS USA REALLY IS THE MORAL CAPITAL OF THE WORLD
Charles Russell
Because it's rude and wrong to make a permanent change to someones body for non medical reasons.
Nathaniel Sullivan
You're not to think you are anything special. You're not to think you are as good as we are. You're not to think you are smarter than we are. You're not to convince yourself that you are better than we are. You're not to think you know more than we do. You're not to think you are more important than we are. You're not to think you are good at anything. You're not to laugh at us. You're not to think anyone cares about you. You're not to think you can teach us anything.
Aiden Russell
I have zero foreskin left and I can wank dry just fine
Christopher Taylor
>If you had been cut tighter, your hand would get caught on your penis's skin because it wouldn't move at all. It'd just be stuck in one position.
Btw this part is utterly retarded The skin on the shaft remain as elastic, foreskin or not
Jeremiah Martin
What is a dead man?
Noah Cruz
>1895
Samuel Barnes
Is your penis two colors? Like one part of it (nearer to the base) is regular skin, and the other part is pinkish or lighter?
If so, you have foreskin left over. The pink part is what's left of your inner foreskin.
>The skin on the shaft remain as elastic, foreskin or not
The foreskin is not some "extra" part of the penis separate from the rest. It's all integrated together. There isn't even a universal standard for what tissue to remove during a circumcision, which is why some guys have circumcision scars right up at the glans (called a "low" circumcision") and a shaft skin all one color, and others have their scar closer to the middle of their penis, leaving their penis 2 colors. The lighter colored tissue is actually foreskin that was repurposed to serve as shaft skin, and instead, they had more shaft skin removed.
As both Dr. Spratling (and the pro-circ mom in the image) noted, if you remove more tissue, the tissue that remains will be tighter. It can get so tight that it remains immobile even when the penis is flaccid--and indeed, this type of circumcision was actually recommended by Victorian doctors because it impeded masturbation more than looser circumcisions.
Kevin Moore
grateful
Elijah Smith
I believe that's actually the Law of Janti, which is a thing in Scandinavia and Leftwing politics
Carson Fisher
>Leftwing politics It's about not being an asshole when someone has good fortune you undereducated stupid fuck.
Henry Reyes
>there are parents out there who would unironically have their children be circumsized I used to think it was a meme when I was a kid.
Aaron Clark
Pretty sad desu.
Jacob Moore
>implying sluts are a bad thing
Camden Lewis
I'm cut and tired of the huge buttpain against us on this website, but I'd never circumcize my son for no reason
Blake Ramirez
Why are Americans such hypocrites? Why do so many of them consider male genital mutilation acceptable while considering female genital mutilation barbaric?
Robert Bell
religion it is a disease
Jaxson Campbell
A lot of Americans think that the foreskin is just "a bit of extra skin". They don't understand its mechanical or erogenous functions.
On top of this, they are unaware of the similar history of MGM and FGM, especially in the US (FGM was legal in the US until 1997, and there are American survivors of FGM alive today who have come forward).
Thirdly they might be operating under the mistaken impression that all forms of FGM are more severe than any form of MGM, or at least any form of MGM commonly practiced in the US.
It's not even religion. Christianity explicitly teaches Christians don't have to be circumcized as they aren't bound by the law. It's just retarded Jewish capitalism when Dr. Goldstein convices parents to pay him 700 bucks to do something not just unnecessary but outright harmful.
Dominic Carter
Fuck off and take your ooga booga sandnigger practices with you
Samuel Hall
>committing the sin of pride epic
Jason Long
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Tyler Green
Honestly why not just castrate most people? That way they're guaranteed not to cause a fuss
Jeremiah Murphy
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Austin Sanders
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John Davis
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Brody James
We should castrate the goyim, agreed.
Evan Hall
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Michael Anderson
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Connor Russell
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Logan Cruz
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Jason Collins
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Adam Cook
already done, they're called priests
Christian Ross
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John Cox
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Zachary Watson
Since this is the HISTORY board, how about some history
Female circumcision was legal to perform in the US before 1996, and was covered by Blue Cross insurance until 1977.
>they don't spent their teenage years masturbating as they can't without lube When will this meme end? I don't even produce noticeable pre and I get by fine without lube.
Bentley Moore
>neocons >not falling for jewish tricks
Why are u memeing so bad?
Asher Diaz
Is the skin on your penis moveable?
If so, there's your answer. You were cut looser than guys who can't fap easily because they took more tissue.