/FUCKUP/ THREAD - HELP DIG NOOBS OUT OF THERE MISERY

Hey Veeky Forums, I'm still pretty new to the crypto game.

Put about $1000CAD into Ethereum about a month ago (~May 10), and just sat on it, until the DGB hype came along.

>ended up with:
>47K DGB
>1.85 ETH
>10 STRAT
>entire portfolio worth $4.5K CAD (almost 500% gains in three weeks!)

>see everybody making big moves trading shitcoins and buying into PNDs
>move my 1.85ETH into STAR, KIDS, and MAD on Yobit
>completely lose my 1.85ETH in about 5 minutes
>June 10th hits
>Lose the vast majority of my wealth in DGB

Currently sitting at:
>10 STRAT
>47K DGB

What should I do about my shitcoins on Yobit that are worth 1-2 satoshis now and are virtually dead?

Any advice?

Dont listen to Veeky Forums if u cant detect bullshit

I've since learned. Decided I was playing with houses money and thought, fuck it, I have a -chance- at making a big profit on shitcoins, and a small chance of bombing. Didn't understand the level of collusion between Yobit manipulators, literally sank STAR from 31 to 5 satoshi in about one minute.

Small whales do it at every small exchange.
They are trying to get some hype at trollbox to that coin and soon as it goes up they dump it.
Easy gainz

>shill NXT last week when it was 2600 sats
>had a bag of 5 BTC worth
>knew pump was coming due to new sidechain but I was anxious not to miss some other coin I was looking after
>cash out at almost the same price that I bought
>couple of days later, NXT hits 2.5-3x sats but I missed it because I sold too soon
I hope some of you guys took my advice and easily doubled to tripled your money :)

>move my 1.85ETH into STAR, KIDS, and MAD on Yobit

holy lel

DO like me :
Take a 10 000$ loan at your bank, put all in BTC and ETH, wait 5 years. end of story.

stop playing with retarded alt coins, put your money on the big boys, you'll be just fine.

This except take 2000$ from that stack and yolo on some second tier coins also

>a decade of shitposting here full time finally paying off
I haven't fallen for a single meme so far. Shills and rusers are completely transparent to me.

I was gonna put my XRP earnings (30,000 CAD) into dgb at 100 sat, cashed in half instead and moved to sia.. Not doing too bad honestly, I've doubled the other bit, would have loved to get that monster gain from dgb.

that's cause you are fucking greedy tard. Buy some fucking real coins, do some research. Jesus this board has literally gone uber shit...

>19 years old.
>Poorfag family.
>Beg and plead with my parents to let me borrow money to invest in DGB.
>Show them how the price doubled in the time they had been "thinking about it"
>Tell them about how they're presenting to citibank all these guys are making money and I'm missing out.
>They finally agree and let's me borrow $4,000.
>Go ALL IN at 6 cents. ~66,500 DGB
>Presentation is a horrible boat picture.
>Tanks to 3 cents.
>Mom asks how the investment is doing.
>Can't bare to tell her I lost $2,000. This is a fortune to us.
>Lie and tell her I made $1,000.
>She lights up with happiness and tells dad.
>They want to celebrate.
>FUGGGGG.
>Meanwhile Eth doubles in price in like 3 days.
>People saying it could go to $1,000 / replace BTC.
>This is it I have to make it back with this.
>Switch from DGB to ETH when it's $400.
>It immediately TANKS $100.
>FUGGGGGGG I'M SUCH AN IDIOT I BOUGHT AT THE ATH AGAIN.
>Sell at $300.
>It immediately shoots back up to $400.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I fucking lost $2,500 of my parents money in a matter of days.
>Find out this was pretty much the last bit of money they had, no emergency fund.
>They still don't know.
>This can't happen. This can't happen. This can't happen.
>Might need to kill my parents in their sleep and myself.

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Please please please. If any user finds it in their heart to donate some eth. My parents are on the old side. (In their 60’s) and they will never be able to retire. Dad works all day everyday at a restaurant where he is verbally abused and has severe back problems.

Well you should if u get it at 1. sat
Then u are even atleast

Only Eth has any chance of significant growth. BTC might go up 4000 but in five years the value will have stabilized. BTC has already experienced its majority growth spike. ETH with its low entry value and high chance of similar (but likely not as much) growth is the netter buy.
Its still near the ground floor stage. I'd expect eth to hit maybe 2k eventually. btc will bubble to 4k, pop, correct to around 1000-1500 and rise to around 2k and hold as it becomes a more stable currency.

topkek. what an retarded piece of shit son they have

Wow what a fuck up son you are. How retarded are you? It tanks and you immediately sell at a loss. Are you that impatient? Hold you stupid shit and see if it gets better. read some articles and do some research, find out which way it might go. If it seems like it will keep dropping cut your loss.
>buying meme coins

Those buys and sells cant stop laughing

You're wrong about BTC. in 5 Years BTC will be between 25K-50K

oh my god I cant stop fucking laughing ahaha my eyes are wet

I have nothing left to hold. I'm too traumatized to buy anything any more. If coinbase didn't take so long to verify I would have bought in where I wanted to at ~1000 sats and this story would have been the other way around. Fate just seems so cruel right now I can't believe it.

Worst part is now both ETH and DGB are rising again right now. I just feel like the moment I buy back in what's left of the $1500 will vanish.

put half into eth and the other half into BTC. Stop Day trading and hold. Don't be a fucktard.

>Yobit
thats where you fucked up

You are too influenced by the hivemind, don't start daytrading without a bit of experience. Just buy a coun with an actual premise behind it and then just HODL

Good, you're learning to mistrust your dumbass moves. Now you learn how to set an order up at a reasonable level beforehand, using trends. Is it at a low or at a high? You'll know it's high if you get all excited and thoughts of how much money everyone's gonna be rich. You've got to be scared of that feeling. What you're seeing when you want to buy is right after everything settles and everyone's shittalking a coin.

THEN, you buy, and if it wasn't a scam altogether, you hodl until it rises.

>parents are poor and have no emergency fun
>kid goes all in on DGB at ATH
And they say intelligence isn't genetic.

Here's some honest advice. Take what you have left and put it into a legit coin. Something with real people behind it that has real-world use. Factom or Decred are solid examples but don't take my advice - do your research and make your own decision. If it is a legit project, the price will go up over time. It may also go down sometimes, but when that happens, don't fucking sell. Be patient and you will be okay.

Why the fuck did you drop in thousands when you didnt know what the fuck you were doing? Play with fifty bucks and THEN talk about big moves

I think you should tell your dad all about this when he comes from work and ask him which crypto he'd put the $1500 seriously put em all on factom and you will be alright

Lol I have tons of money and played with 1000
Wanted advice to make bigger moves

Got told. "why the fuck did you only do 1000?!?!?!"

fucking biz

It's different for you because $1000 isnt a big deal, obviously this kid eats fucking McDonalds for dinner so he should be playing it safe until he's confident in his knowledge

This is just scammer. Another user posted this last night, but without the begging wallet, and got some financial support. I have seen it 3 times since then, each time with a wallet attached

That was me. I originally posted here:

Someone told me to provide proof and they'll send me eth but no one ever did. They were just trying to get my hopes up / kick me while I was down. It's the same eth address. Somebody posted a thread and copy and pasted my story pretended to be me though.

I bought DGB at ATH, I bought ARK at 1.10, I am a failure. I haven't sold yet but I doubt I'll ever break even. I've never been too good to beg as I am piece of shit, anything helps. I suck at this so bad.

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I'm think I'm going to give back their $1500 and cry like hell and apologize. I was just highly emotional when I wrote the "kill my parents" thing and didn't see a way out. I'll never do that.

You're right though I realized it's not the end of the world. I'm going to get a job and pay them back soon and only invest with my money.

Or just invest in eth and dont touch for a year

No one gives a fuck about you here. Your just more meat for the grinder. No one will help you without a reason, which is usually to screw you.

Even Pol is more helpful and friendly than these cunts.

what makes you say that user

Dude crypto is always bullish.. it will always go up. Stick it in eth and wait until the end of the year

>BTC will stop growing
I heard that when it was $10, $100, $1000, $2000...

>buy high, sell low

Don't do this

I wonder how many fucks ended up like MadThad

Crypto ain't free, son. Got to put those lips and tongue to work, if you know what i'm saying.

I started today w/ about $200USD into ETH and I am thinking of dumping the same into BTC and just letting them go/continually investing in them monthly. The only altcoin I am looking it as DGB, am I on the road to joining this general?

wtf why didn't you go to bed for a month after tanking to nothing? Fucking retard

You've got one more chance, get into SWT before June 15th. DGB is gonna stagnate around 1000 for a long time and you're fucked with the Yoshit coins.

This guy knows what's up

How can someone lose money with crypto? just buy ETH with what you have left and HODL. You'll double in a month.

Op u think u fucked up? I have $5k invested in ARK. I moved the ark from bittrex into the ark wallet. I didn't realize the passphrase was important. I do not remember it. I have ark that i can not do anything with.

No wonder it's so easy to make money. So many fucking idiots are trying to daytrade, then they come and beg when they fuck up, do you think if you beg at a casino they'll refund you?

this desu, once they realease the MPV and website update ya pretty much are going to have the rocket doors welded shut

the devs cant do shit?

naw man.. it hurts.

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