Is Serbia cursed?

>be Serbia
>have beef with the Bysantine
>achieve autonomy while Byzantine chokes on crusader dick
>Nemanjići rule the country and make good churches tho
>Turks come like beasts
>Marica, Serbs lose
>Kosovo, Turks 1, Serbs 0
>Serbia falls under Turks hands (Byzantine fell before)

>be harassed by the Turks for nearly 500 years
>Serbs get either raped, murdered or converted to Islam (by force mostly)
>Patriarchate of Peć operates in secrecy
>mad Serbs are robbing Turks
>1804, Turks behead many Serbs, then Serbs get mad
>numerous battles happen during the time
>1813, Serbia loses
>Serbian leader gets killed
>next shitstorm leader comes in 1815
>first years are wars, the majority of the time is peace
>1833, new laws
>Serbia then gets autonomy just like in the past
>1878, Serbia, Montenegro and many more countries get free completely

>1912-1913, Balkan wars
>1914, some autistic Serb manages to kill the archduke of Austro-Hungary
>Austro-Hungaru declares war to us, te war became big
>many Serbs get killed
>war ends, later Serbia merges with Croatia, Montenegro and Slovenia and becomes Kingdom of SHS, then Kingdom of Yugoslavia
>peace
>1939, WW2
>1941, Nazis come and occupy, Croatia gets morphed into NDH
>many Serbs get killed in concentration camps (Stepinac, Pavelić and company help the Nazis)
>1945, war ends, now commiefags occupy Yugoslavia and rule over it for the next 45 years
>commies, by their nature, destroy churches and ban religion
>many Serbs get killed
>the 90s, shitstorm begins, Serbs, Croats, Bosniaks, Monten***rs kill each other
>Albanians, the Nu-Turks kill many Serbs
>1999, Albanian vs Serbs game intesifies, NATO throws bombs at Serbia
>many Serbs die or get cancer, which Serbs will die from it

>2000-today, assblasted idiots get elected for presidents
>be Serbia now, a poorag country compared to you
>a Serb comes to Veeky Forums and says that he is a Serb
>”kiss my ass you fucking slavnigger, go choke on some uranium dick and go eat some stale bread”
>”fuck off balkanpill, shut your barbarian mouth”
Is Serbia cursed? Whats up with these wars and shit?

>Pavelic
>help the nazis
I thought Pavelic WAS a Nazi rather than just helping them?

>Balkan power hour

>le balkanpill meme
So is Balkan cursed?

yes. full of butthurt people who hate each other. every few years chimp out and mass-murder one another based on religion/culture/butthurt. everyone has territorial claims on everyone else on all their shared borders. balkans are eternally fucked

how can the curse be destroyed?

>Is Serbia cursed? Whats up with these wars and shit?
serbs seem to me to be a warlike, ruthless people. proud and refuse to be ruled by others, but also irridentist and butthurt in general

how can the butthurtness be fixed?

i'm not sure. most of what i know about the balkans comes from int/his memes and dating a bulgarian girl for a few months.
but coming from ireland, i see it as similar to the situation in the north of my country. i think eventually things will get better with more education and economic improvement. (however in places like FYROM "education" is having a counterproductive effect where butthurt is concerned)
if you guys can go long enough without another war, eventually young people will care less about the differences and learn to work together. i can see all of this happening (slowly) in northern ireland. i hope the same happens in the balkans.

>Turks come like beasts

lol, it took the Ottomans nearly a 100 years to conquer Serbia.

Serbia is the biggest example of "start shit, get hit" in human history, other than perhaps Nazi Germany.

well we northerners were ruled by Hungarians and southerners by Turks for 400 years

we're kind of sick of that shit

By forcing all slavs north of the danube

There are no Slavs living south of the Danube.

Hmm, really makes you think

Prapostojbina Slovena, between Odra and Dnepar and Baltic sea?

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I forgot to mention that chetniks and partisans had 69, but with guns

lets just forget the shit serbs did tho