Sure is nice being able to sleep at night, unlike you crypto cucks

sure is nice being able to sleep at night, unlike you crypto cucks.

I have your balance - $50k in unrealized profit m8

How much do you get a month in Social Security, grandpa?

How can you sleep at night knowing your CDs aren't earning enough to keep up with inflation?

Thanks for giving me funding though, I have a loan to deposit ratio to maintain.

t. Banker

>Unironically putting money in a CD

Come back in a year when your balance is at 330k alright?

whynotboth.tiff

crypto isn't a zero-sum game you dolt

Fuck off with your boomer (((investing)))

I'm happy you're financially secure

gibs faggot

Whhhewww m8, nice seeing that shit on Bank of America since they have partnered with Ripple XRP. Makes me proud to carry the bags of the shitcoin that will be once in a lifetime technological change for banking on a global scale, especially your bank.

Catch you on the flip side, user bro.

You could be making so much money now.

while i agree that it's (((they))) are scamming OP.

You three are also fucking retarded.

Daily reminder that emerging markets are making big money. Putting money into Iranian CD's and the Iranian stock exchange i've made ~40% last year alone.

get cucked amerifaggots.

t. american in the process of becoming a citizen of another nation.

i'm sure you all know but for those that don't invest in china, russia, india, brazil, iran and mexico. big money in the next 40 years for all these countries.

if you're under 25 fuck off. I'm already tired of listening to all you boomer faggots at work which is why i'm leaving this kike infested nation.

>so retarded that he double posts
>calls others retarded

Top kek

>sleeping
LMAO go sleep like the loser you are, while you sleep I wake up every 2 hours for 6 hours and make ~10% between each nap, RETARD

Sleep is for faggots.
t. 4:30 am

your shitty returns will be lucky to keep up with inflation. Awful investment.

congrats, buy mooncoin

>Putting money into Iranian CD's
Gave me a chubby

CD paying at what? 1.75%?

I have dual citizenship in Iran/America, whats stopping me from opening a bank account?

>unrealized profit
Doesn't count

>bank of america's highest apy on cd's is 0.15%
>op is losing 2% of his money to inflation every year
>meanwhile bofa is investing op's money in ripple and ethereum and has already made millions this year from it

>bank of america's highest apy on cd's is 0.15%
holy fuck

It gets even worse. Here are the rates for op's "select cash maximizer" account where he keeps the bulk of his money.

lmfao

LOL

Fucking Ally Bank pays more than that on their high-yield checking account.

what the fuck OP.

HAHAHA you're doing it wrong fagboy

markets will crash in 2 weeks user

Oh my GOD LOL

OP what the fuck are you doing, you're literally mentally retarded

>I'll go make a thread about my stable gains and the coiners will cry because their coins that are up 500% this month just crashed by 10%, haha that will show them

I'm hyperventilating, you're messing up my lifting gains, oh my GOD lol

Chump

CDs are a holdover from another era, when they actually earned enough to keep up with inflation, they have no place in today's world.

I never understood why people don't simply put that money into safe high yielding dividend stocks instead, or better yet, putting it all into Bitbean

Cryptos or the markets that when crashed will spark civil war/ww3?

Ditto, OP.

>lifting gains

If I wanted a joke I'd ask for your one rep maxes.

>sleeping
>ever
>giving up a third of your life to the (((sandman)))
Stay cucked, faggot.