Duper Whale here. I will give 1 ETH to anyone whose post makes me cry. Either from laughter or sadness or whatever. Emotion is my drug. Pics are allowed.
Duper Whale here. I will give 1 ETH to anyone whose post makes me cry. Either from laughter or sadness or whatever...
Oliver Perry
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Matthew Perez
youre a fuckin bitch op
Chase King
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Nicholas Martinez
U have all that money yet u still a bitch.
Tyler Cruz
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Ryan Lopez
How did I do (((OP)))?
Isaac Hill
>19 years old.
>Poorfag family.
>Beg and plead with my parents to let me borrow money to invest in DGB.
>Show them how the price doubled in the time they had been "thinking about it"
>Tell them about how they're presenting to citibank all these guys are making money and I'm missing out.
>They finally agree and let's me borrow $4,000.
>Go ALL IN at 6 cents. ~66,500 DGB
>Presentation is a horrible boat picture.
>Tanks to 3 cents.
>Mom asks how the investment is doing.
>Can't bare to tell her I lost $2,000. This is a fortune to us.
>Lie and tell her I made $1,000.
>She lights up with happiness and tells dad.
>They want to celebrate.
>FUGGGGG.
>Meanwhile Eth doubles in price in like 3 days.
>People saying it could go to $1,000 / replace BTC.
>This is it I have to make it back with this.
>Switch from DGB to ETH when it's $400.
>It immediately TANKS $100.
>FUGGGGGGG I'M SUCH AN IDIOT I BOUGHT AT THE ATH AGAIN.
>Sell at $300.
>It immediately shoots back up to $400.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I fucking lost $2,500 of my parents money in a matter of days.
>Find out this was pretty much the last bit of money they had, no emergency fund.
>They still don't know.
>This can't happen. This can't happen. This can't happen.
>Might need to kill my parents in their sleep and myself.
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Jaxon Perry
take your time. this took many hour to select
Owen Morris
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Carson Hall
sharpie in the butt
DID I GET ETH?
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Austin Jones
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Also, I sold 82 ETH at 32€. Have mercy.
Sebastian Harris
>Be me @ Uni studying med
>Todays session is about Digital Rectal Exams
70yr old man gets naked and bends over on bed, with literal shit visible on his asshole
>Instructor delicately spreads lube on his finger
:X:D
Goes onto describe the technique to finger this dudes ass
>'Use the pulp of the finger to fight resistance and then quickly slip you finger into his anus'
~not able contain my rank laughter and quickly left to stand outside
>the assistant dean spots me outside and asks me what's wrong
' i was feeling light headed looking at his anus'
>she rushes to get help.
>i'm on a stretcher for the next 20 minutes with 3 teachers bringing me water
the end.
Living on ramen & water. please help me dear whale.
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Jacob Rogers
Hey, at least you can cheer them up by telling them not only did they spend an equal amount of money as for a retard test, they got an accurate result too.
Chin up. Perhaps getting you tested was what those savings were for.
Jeremiah Clark
Garfield did the dirty with Oddie.
Caleb Davis
gf broke up with me and just realized she sent all my ethers somewhere...(it has to be her i dont see how it could be anyone else) doesnt answer my calls......I am only left with her nude pics and 0,1 bitcoins
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Dylan Parker
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"All Out Of Love"
Air Supply
I'm lying alone with my head on the phone
Thinking of you till it hurts
I know you hurt too but what else can we do
Tormented and torn apart
I wish I could carry your smile in my heart
For times when my life seems so low
It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring
When today doesn't really know, doesn't really know
[Chorus:]
I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right, believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong
I want you to come back and carry me home
Away from these long, lonely nights
I'm reaching for you, are you feeling it too?
Does the feeling seem oh, so right?
And what would you say if I called on you now
And said that I can't hold on?
There's no easy way, it gets harder each day
Please love me or I'll be gone, I'll be gone
[Chorus]
Ooh, what are you thinking of
What are you thinking of
What are you thinking of
What are you thinking of
I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right, believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you
I can't be too late I know I was so wrong
I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right, believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you
I can't be too late to I know I was so wrong
[Chorus]
Joshua Bennett
Shit I made myself cry inside :(.
That song always reminds me of my ex.
Colton Peterson
Thus is why you should play with less than 5$ when you start. Never invest what you can't afford to lose
Jeremiah Nelson
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Jaxon Hernandez
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Jackson Johnson
>Penis stuck fidget spinner hole.
>Soap.
>Burns.
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Justin Cook
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Ryder Brown
ITT: people who desperately try to play the OP game even though these things are rarely legit, that's gold rush for ya
pic is their faces after posting and waiting for OP
Noah Turner
I really hope this isn't real.
DGB will hit $.18 at some point in the near future and you're gonna be sad. Eth will also be above $400 soon, but you panic sold.
Benjamin Flores
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Angel Reed
2FA poster boy right here
Christian Lewis
Pls Duper Whale
Tyler Bailey
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Evan White
single dad
2 kids under 5
euro poor wage slave
working hard, small crypto holding
need cash to develop/sell my own products to provide a better life for my family
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Anthony Moore
Have portfolio of £26.Bought DGB 2160 because of obvious mooning. You know the rest 0x0fad310441627a8899dbd96fa4322db815f150ed
Isaiah Howard
This shit always makes me laugh, maybe it'll be good for you too: imgur.com
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Thanks!
Dominic Torres
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I give you the meme of my people.
Brody Brown
I wish that was me
also if anyone has a printer please do this with a picture of Vitalik Buterin. I will fucken gift you nothing but respect.
Ian Barnes
After 32 years me and my dad finally started getting along. Then a month later he died of a brain aneurysm. I was depressed at the time so I ignored his final call to me. I really wish I would have answered. I don't hate myself for it, but this Fathers Day will be the first without mine. Really bummed.
Don't know if you'll connect to this or not, but thanks for letting me vent.
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Aiden Lewis
nah
Lincoln Johnson
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those fucking cats man
Alexander Cruz
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Easton Richardson
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Christopher Rogers
>implying op will ever deliver
Adam Butler
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Nolan Bennett
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Asher Bennett
James Anderson
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Parker Reyes
Unless you have (or had) a shitty relationship with your mother, you will cry:
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Isaac Lewis
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Colton Peterson
Lynch meets KOTH edit. Will make you cry with laughter. I win now, right?
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Nathan Bell
Decide on who won already!!!
Easton Jackson
I'm a fucking Pajeet from Eastern Europe. That's sad enough to cry on it's own. Never even seen a Lambo and I don't even have internet. I'm literally sending a letter by donkey to the nearest internet cafe to someone to type this up. Fuck my life.
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James Ramirez
My mother died years ago. She had brain cancer and ended up crying because she couldn't even speak her last days. I will be scarred for life due to that and remembering it still makes me tear up.
I wish Veeky Forums was a nicer place, I would upload some of our photos together when she was healthy.
Whatever you do, PLEASE, take care of your family. They won't always be there.
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