Tfw every time you mention cryptos to someone you know they either laugh at you or look at you like you're an idiot

>tfw every time you mention cryptos to someone you know they either laugh at you or look at you like you're an idiot

Show them your blockfolio. Refuse to explain how to get in when they want to know more.

>showing your powerlevel

I tell people I'm up 150% this month and ask them how their stock portfolios are doing. (Not that you should always poo-poo stocks. There was plenty of opportunity to double or triple your money on obvious investments, e.g. private prisons, in the six months after Trump's election.)

This.

you have to let your money speak for itself.
If ever you want to talk about it, just show them how much you're making and that'll spark intrigue.

>be at a party this weekend
>some guy who I barely know but who I've drunkenly shilled crypto in the past comes up
>"haha well if it isn't the bitcoin guy! let me guess - you made a couple of thousand this week also?"
>"pretty much yeah, actually"
>"hahaha sure! see you later!"

>150%
proof

That's great, you know you're on the right track

>tell friends about what I'm going to do 2 months ago
>Pretty much introduce the whole thing as a crazy gamble
>They go "lol, good luck"
>It works
>I start making absurd gains
>Cash out some
>Suddenly everyone wants to get into it too
>Tell them how risky it is
>They desist but still say "nice" when I tell them about the latest PnD coin

It's a nice feeling

Those people will work for the next 30-50 years while you're eating Filet Mignon in Italy in five years time. Pity them.

>Already live in Italy
>Filet Mignon is like €30/kg in a good butcher shop so it's not rare I buy it
>Make sub-50k a year

Why is filet mignon such a show of wealth?
It's not really that expensive, nor hard to find

>be at bitcoin atm last night
>wtf there's actually another person here?
>I've done this maybe 20 times and there's never anybody using it
>6'7" Black guy in dress clothes shoving 20s into the machine to buy bitcoin I guess
>He finishes up and turns around, sees me
>He says "You here for bitcoin?"
>I say "Yeah man"
>His friend comes up out of nowhere and says "Yeah he knows. This dude's probably a millionaire cashing out."
>I stupidly say "Nah just grabbing a quick thousand"
>The black dude who bought btc says "That's what's up. Good luck bro" and does a black handshake with me that I struggle to match
>mfw I told 2 giant black dudes I was about to have $1000 in cash
>mfw they were actually really cool and excited about bitcoin

You can still be into crypto and be an idiot or worth laughing at, user.
But you can be a rich idiot, too

Idk, I'm a poorfag so Filet Mignon has always seemed like the more expensive cut of meat.

Welp. Time to sell everything.

just wait a few years and you can buy their whole family for a satoshi . see whose laughing then.

>tfw live in the third world and when I mention bitcoins they ask me what faucet or cloud mining shit I use

This is why they'll always be poor

The story is copypasta, you're an idiot.

lol it's really not

IM TIRED OF BEING MOCKED!

This 2x

this should make you happy.
means you know before them

>tell friends about crypto
>"haha sure user"
>get good gains
>they see how ether rised
>they get into it
>start telling me what im doing "wrong" even though theyre losing money
needless to say theyre not friends anymore

Crypto is for losers.

t. the working poor

t. Wageslave

Thats some funny shit, it could be a scene in HBO Silicon Valley