How can you profit off of depression?
How can you profit off of depression?
Selling cyanide
Once you're dead inside the shame of selling your body is numbed.
>Sell your body
>Make $3
>invest it into cpc
>$3 turns into $300
>feelsgoodman
You can't. You can cure depression with Lambos. aka CPC
Sell "diet pills" or weight loss girdles to over weight single women in their 40s
very cruel, but profitable.
profit from CPC no problem. ez.
>buy a life insurance contract that pays out if you commit suicide
>proceed to short your life
at least youll make someone happy
Invest in crypto.
You will either feel nothing and dominated the market, or you will feel something and become alive.
It's a win win.
play the blues in a subway station with a slide guitar faggot
Just buy some CPC and enjoy your trip to the MOON :)
This probably makes a ton of money but I could never bring myself to do this
Start a Patreon
stay poor lol
Suicide boothes im every city, screenshot this, they'll be the new vending machines by 2020
>Here's looking to you, Japan
bump
sue people
You literally can't, it's a killer of profits.
The most profitable course of action is to climb out of the depression.
>climb out of the depression.
kek
>wait 5 years
>start sharing your depression stories on social media
>add a link to your RDD wallet
>collect mad RDD tips
>???
>profit
begg for moneis on the interwebs
>greentext sob story
It always sounds like shit at the time but I know you know it's possible to tread water. No one said it was easy
honestly in a decade or two all these middle aged hr careerist women will be a huge market
do something with wine, or something with cats
thats why im balls deep in RDD
Black market desu. Also, selling animals for food. Something cheap like chickens and their eggs, pigs, or goats and goat milk.