It's January in 49 BC. Julius Caesar is about to cross the Rubicon, but you get his ear for just a moment...

It's January in 49 BC. Julius Caesar is about to cross the Rubicon, but you get his ear for just a moment. What do you say to him before he crosses?

ave, true to caesar

Fpbp

Beware Ides of March.

ANTONIVS will betray and kill you.

Watch your back during the Ides of March

Accept Jesus Jules.

kys fgt

>What do you say to him before he crosses?

Keep Vorenus and Pullo close to you at ALL times.

Write a book about your conquest of Gaul and then betray Rome by becoming a dictator who holds all the power and get the historians to write bullshit about you so everyone will think-

Oh wait you already did this nvm.

moe anime is good

Fuck with him by saying he'll succeed but be killed and remembered as a tyrant, and less well known than Marius and Sulla. Will really rustle his jimjams.

>Vorenus's whore wife and her little scandal were indirectly responsible for Caesar's murder and the downfall of the Republic
You CANNOT make this shit up.

"XD"

Exterminatio Germania!

They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother

HOL' VP THERE BVDDY
WHERE IS LEGIO XIX?

Check em

>whore wife
If you reasonably thought your wife was dead for years, would you move on? She's only a whore for fucking her sister's husband.

I don't think Caesar would understand any language other than Latin or Greek.

Caesar apparently knew Aramaic, Egyptian, and several Gallic languages, as well as several types of Latin and maybe Oscan.

"Don't adopt Octavian."

honestly horrible horrible characters that lmost made teh show unwatchable.

Brutus is a sharp dude