*blocks your path*
*blocks your path*
nice ass
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Indeed
®bites ass©
>mfw I don't know shit about body building
Jesus, how do I get a body like that?
*embraces you sensually from behind*
>be Emperor of Rome
>be nearly 60 years old
>teenaged boyfriend drowns
>have nude statues of dead boyfriend erected all over the empire and decree that he was a god in human form
>still wind up being considered one of Rome's better emperors
being emperor was a pretty sweet deal
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you can get twink mode in like 6 months of lifting than then cutting a bit, dude
>tfw not ancient greek
>tfw no going to the gym and fucking some cute boys and then hitting up the symposium and fucking some sloots
why even live bruhs
>you'll never get paid a tuition to thighfuck seven year old boys
>you will never be a seven year old boy who gets fucked by a greek senpai
keep your sloots and boys, id live for the rowing and hoplite life
this.
Brosplits and a good diet.
Do that for 2-3 years.
>that faggy boipussy belongs to emperor Hadrian
I am glad that God punished these degenerates.
in what way?
ПOД MAЧ, БATO MOJ!
*keeps going forward*