*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

nice ass

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Indeed

®bites ass©

>mfw I don't know shit about body building
Jesus, how do I get a body like that?

*embraces you sensually from behind*

>be Emperor of Rome
>be nearly 60 years old
>teenaged boyfriend drowns
>have nude statues of dead boyfriend erected all over the empire and decree that he was a god in human form
>still wind up being considered one of Rome's better emperors

being emperor was a pretty sweet deal

more

you can get twink mode in like 6 months of lifting than then cutting a bit, dude

>tfw not ancient greek
>tfw no going to the gym and fucking some cute boys and then hitting up the symposium and fucking some sloots
why even live bruhs

>you'll never get paid a tuition to thighfuck seven year old boys

>you will never be a seven year old boy who gets fucked by a greek senpai

keep your sloots and boys, id live for the rowing and hoplite life

this.

Brosplits and a good diet.

Do that for 2-3 years.

>that faggy boipussy belongs to emperor Hadrian

I am glad that God punished these degenerates.

in what way?

ПOД MAЧ, БATO MOJ!

*keeps going forward*