What are some historical examples of "Talk Shit, Get Hit"?

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Say this shit to my face and not online and see what happens

Charlie hebdo

This guy.

Now he's talking shit but when he dies he's getting BTFO to hell.

>be me
>Philistine farmer outside of Gath
>be, like, six inches taller than the rest of my village
>king comes by on his way to war with some other shit tribe inland for some shit valley I've never heard of
>drags me from my farm and recruits me
>says that I'll help "keep morale up" or some shit
>w/e, still getting paid
>they get me armor that's like three sizes too small
>is there seriously nobody as tall as me on this side of the Yarqon
>want to wear my sandals, king gives me a pair of bronze greaves with boots
>wtf is this shit
>want to complain, but muh morale advantage
>w/e, at least I'm getting paid for this shit

>two weeks later
>arrive at the shit valley
>shit tribesmen are there
>they're dancing around, blowing fucking ram-horns and praying to their shit-tier god that they don't lose
>seriously, they worship a fucking wooden box that they keep their king's grandpa's shit in or something
>the king comes up to me
>says "it's time for you to intimidate our foes into submisison"
>whymebaal.stele
>put on ridiculously small armor
>go up in front of the armies
>tell them to send a champion to best me in single combat
>nobody shows up
>do it again later that day
>they say they'll send someone this time
>ohshit.cuneiform
>thank Baal, it's just some sheeptard manlet
>draw my sword
>three
>two
>one
>OW
>FUCKING BAAL
>THE LITTLE SHIT THREW A ROCK AT ME
>RIGHT IN THE FACE
>I THINK HE BROKE MY NOSE
>FUCK
>try to chase after little Dickhead bar Douchebag
>can't run in my shitty greaves
>trip
>fuckme.basrelief
>all the Hebrewfags are laughing at me
>go back to our lines
>king is pissed
>doesn't execute me, thank Dagon
>doesn't pay me, though
>we retreat the next day,
>mfw the little kike becomes king of his shit tribe
>mfw he says he killed me and cut off his head
>mfw everyone believes him
>mfw they write a fucking book about it
>mfw everyone buys into his shit for two millennia

Look up the De Lome letter.

Lanklets, when will they learn?

Troy

christcucks, when will they learn

6 day war

This shit is why humanties should get its own board so we don't have to deal with faggots fighting over if shit in the bible is real or not. I want to talk about history not religion because its obvious you faggots can't be civil about it. Nor can you ever stop circlejerking the same shit arguments. So why dont you dumb cunts kills yourselfs and find out wether god is real or not then report back.

This. There should be a religion board if even in a thread exclusively about historic events some fags somehow bring up a religious argument.

David BTFOing Goliath is an historic event, happened around 1000 BC.

Nothing religious about this whatsoever.

prove it.

1 Samuel 17

Thanks for ruining the thread.

Sulla sacked Athens because the leader of the city wouldnt shut up about how great Athens was

Why
?

The faggot that ruined it was

To deny the bible as 'a' source of history is fucking retarded.

And they called him bald.

"I am ashamed of you. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

Not too long after, he got shot right under the eye.

I never said that. Reread what i wrote and point out where i said that.