*Offers you free salvation*

*Offers you free salvation*

>Implying that the necessity for salvation wasn't something Paul made up to sell the religion in the first place.

>free
>have to grovel at the feet of the demiurge

Fucking communist

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No he doesn't.

What happens if I accept Jesus just following my death?

*(((salvation)))*
You gotta trick me into into the "hell" meme first.

>free
nigga wont even let me fap

This.

>God, the literal creator of the Universe, literally dies in order to save us
>"B-but it doesn't count unless you pay your tithes and obey your priests like good goy- erm, sheep!"

When are you libs going to understand there's no such thing as a free lunch? These fucking fags born in the "oughts" can fuck off

*believes fake Good News*

Stop sinning

Well Congratulations! You got yourself caught.
Now what's the next step in your "Master Plan"?

Absolving your sins.....

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*Rejects anthropocentric hogwash*

*Implying that we need it*

Hows the dental plan?
I'll believe anything that gets me some emergency dentistry, my teeth are fucked.

Hey quick question

What does Islam say about the Demiurge?
I know that they consider Allah to be The Unique but do they have other divine beings?

>Take 10, scalp them outside the church for $100 a pop.

>Martin Luther pops outta nowhere and beats the fucking shit outta me.

Offers you "free" salvation
>FTFY

Mainstream Islam doesn't believe in the demiurge. Some Sufis somewhat accept it though, and their beliefs are incredibly similar to Christian Gnostics regarding it.

Gnosticism is really cool. It feels kind of like spiritual rebellion. It could serve as influence for some really kickass literature.