While everyone is losing their shit over a dip I'm just here like

What gender is that?

what gender are you. srs question

I'm sorry OP I didn't mean to say that, you look very comfy indeed

Brave move op of that's you. Enjoy your gainz, you deserve them after hodling through mt. Gox

you look like a mexican maid.
get back to work, or get back to mexico

what a life

tits and timestamp or GTFO

What are you?

...

hahaha awesome

Lmaooo best thread ever hi grandma

WTF I LOVE PERUVIAN GRANDMAS NOW!

Is that coffee/tea photoshopped???

this is a shoop theres no way theres people that look like OP on Veeky Forums

Show your tits

grandma can you delete this pls? its not appropriate

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I think I'm done with this whole internet thing

tell us your biz secrets grandma

what is going on

It's cold there. Why would someone wear a blanket if it wasn't cold you dumbass.

How old are you? I would probably want to fuck you regardless of your answer

Pls b my gf
I have a 7 inch cock
Looking for a Mommy GF

post tits pls, it's my birthday

>dual monitors
>blanket
>quality headphones
>hot coffee
>skeletal decor

confirmed comfy

How many kids do you have and how pathetic are they compared to you?

>btc since 2012
>probably have a $5 million net worth
>content and comfy as you are

>OP will never be your mommy gf

YOU'RE COMFY CRYPTO.

I remember you from the posw slack. we fucked around in marketing together

I love how even a 2/10 is a 9/10 here .

why did i enter this thread

has a mustache

does not

> wtf is going on here?

Wish I had a rich ass mom that shitposts on Veeky Forums

ahahah WHAT

>user takes advantage of your alzheimer's suffering granny

I can't explain why...but I just got a boner from your picture.

Has it really come to this? Have I lost so much money that I've literally become a faggot? I'm so turned on right now. Ugh, I want you.

also who was camera???

No, be my gf I have 8 inch dick

>lots of single player fps

You better have Max Payne 3, Doom and Wolfenstein there.

You should check out Rainbow Six Siege, it's not single player but it's really good.

Older women are superior

Hey grams ill send u a pic of my dick and a bonus sharpie near my pooper for some coin

>R6
Are the servers still shitting themselves daily? I feel like the game went to shit this year

You guys make me sick

/biz is the best board right now, glad I migrated

Not daily, but they're far from great. After operation health that might change.

Not really. We are endeared by her, she's like a comforting mommy through hard times.

best fucking thread i've seen today

>You guys make me sick
pleb

I was unironically going to commit suicide today but you cheered me up, mommy.

That was unexpected as fuck.
Veeky Forums might be the most normalfag board on Veeky Forums.

ComfyGrandmaChan

user want big money and big milky tits.

Please be our new mother-figure OP, I need you

Well I'll be.

did you pick up anything on the steam sale

whip them out nan

Well I'll be damned

oye

Damn I can't really blame gold diggers for dating greasy old men now

the Alaskan autismo?

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god damn OP. That's the true comfiest blanket.
Fantastic job

OP confirmed as the official /mother/ of Veeky Forums, please apply for your tripcode immediately

t.me/upcomingPumps

This is shit. Look how shit it is.

Can I be your playboy

He could buy your entire life salty nocoiner.

The history of Veeky Forums has all led up to this

LUL I never expected a response

Altoids ehhh?

THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN

so how much you holdin gran?

what the fuck

how old are you??????

THIS BITCH

HOW CAN THIS FUCKING BITCH JUST NEVER COMMENT AGAIN

WHBAT THE FUCK
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING LADY???

calm down mijo, strong emotions and trading are not a good mix ^^

>tfw no mommy gf

If this lady is in Massachusetts I will eat that pussy for .01 btc.

HOLY SHIT, THAT user BTFO.

send me some eth grandma

0xe99301bd61536a9a2e09c81a93e77019dbc458b9

>tfw no grandma gf to discuss coins with

Probably because Peruvian grandma is making Arab money and doesn't owe us shit. She only came here to blow us the fuck out.

be careful with the things you wish, as we all have the power to shape reality with our thoughts either for the best or the worst

glad to see Consuela made it

I would actually

I WISH TO BE A BILLIONAIRE

You can all pretend I'm your mommy gf for today, but don't get too attached, that's never a good thing.

Do you like younger men? What would you do if you really were my/our mommy gf?

Also, p-please post Steam.

>pretend
i wish this was real

baby want milkies

Well how about that
>tfw your grandma could've called you a faggot online without knowing it was you

WHAT IF WE'RE ALL GRANDMAS