NO COINERS WIN AGAIN

NO COINERS WIN AGAIN

ENJOY the crash you coin buying fake money investing losers

My porfolio has already recovered quite a bit. Up 5% in last 24 hours

But I already cashed out my original investment and still have thousands of dollars worth of coins.

Still up 1100% since january

It'll be down again eod. Never heard of a fake bounce, idiot?

>implying Russia isn't bullish on ETH after money skeleton talked to Tsar Putin
>implying Trump won't change USD to an ETH standard after Putin finishes in his mouth

>this retard is still here

So you seriously think crashes recover within a day? Are you stupid? Retarded? You literally know nothing about currency, markets, or basic economics


Eth isn't even real currency because nobody uses it even for smart contracts. Its all manipulated trash

>implying I'm not already up for the day

I invested 15k$ into crypto.

My portfolio has grown to size of $440k right now.

Yeah, what a loser I am

You're late by five hours or so.

Everything is rising now

You know nothing about crypto. 1 day crypto is 1 year in stocks.

Yeah I'm sure someone worth half a mill is trolling on anime cartoon porn site

>buy BITCOIN they said
>BUY ETHERIUM they said
>Veeky Forums shilling both for years to any fool who would buy their shitty fake money that no store takes

you'd be an idiot to not see this coming

>get rich
>suddenly start going outside
that's not how any of this works.

>y-you know nothing
>has been missing on BTC gains since day 1
kys mong

>nocoiner trying to cope with the fact that not a long time ago $1000 was considered impossible

Where else would they go? They just made a fortune off something they heard on the internet.

What do people do when they win the lottery? Same ol thing except you get to buy lambos and crash them into things

I invested about 300 bucks on ethereum and now I've turned them into almost 3k without lifting a finger so i'm not sure what i've lost desu

William Shatner admitted to browsing /tv/ and /pol/

>I've turned them into almost 3k
did you sell it yet? no? then you haven't made anything idiot

I've made $50k in actual stocks since bitcoin started retard.

lel jokes on you i just losted all my money

better settle down you sweaty faggot, you're going to knock over your glass of ranch dressing.

>$50k in actual stocks since bitcoin started retard.
>$50k in 8 years
Haha, wow. Congratulations!

>tfw still up 4000$

>Eth isn't even real currency because nobody uses it even for smart contracts. Its all manipulated trash

That's a nice speech and all, but I think you're just mad you didn't get into eth at 1-2 digits breh.

>he says this as 1 bitcoin still currently trades at north of $2,400 USD, when it started 2017 at $1000 and 2016 at $350

Yeah dude, what will I ever do to recover from this moderate correction after already making 20x my initial investment?

drink more ranch dressing, i assume.

bro i literally bought ETH when it was NEGATIVE

> I've made $50k in actual stocks since bitcoin started retard.

Ouch.. how much did you start with..$1?

You could have made 10x more working at McDonalds.

>talks about gains in dollar terms, not percentage

also

>implying you can't invest money in more than one asset class simultaneously

ranch dressing is not an asset class.

THAT'S PRETTY PATHETIC!!!!

50k in 8 years??? rofl...could have made more giving blowjobs for 18 dollars a day over a span of 8 years

so start charging 18 instead of 5, problem solved.

What in the fuck are you talking about?

stop slurping ranch dressing from a glass and address me properly.

>profit taking
I seriously hope all of you do this.

Bitcoin = ranch dressing?

Are you having a stroke, user?

>made $50k in stocks in 6 years
poorfag detected

it's not a riddle, fruitcup.

>minimum waggie thinks he's qualified to give investment advice
Even the NEETs who put their allowance money into crypto are smarter than you.

baseless accusations yet aye gain. may the Lord curse your asshole with bedbugs. currrrrrrrse.

If you've only made $50k in the stock market in the last 6 years with how the stock market has performed you either make shit money or you're someone that puts next to nothing in their investments and wastes most of their money on useless garbage.

or i'm not the lady who claimed to make peanuts in the stock market. we have ID's to help you follow conversations, m9. sort your eyeballs out.

>nocoiner cope has gotten so strong that they've completely atrophied mentally

>not buy LTC at historic "Bloody Monday" opportunity
>not participating in the future of humanity
>winning

yeah, no idea how I messed that one up

something to do with the ranch dressing, more than likely.

COIN-FAGGOTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Hahahahaha FAGGOTS

how did you read this thread and come to that conclusion? baffling.

>fake money

What do you think fiat is, you fucking mong

Does it happen 100% of the time or only when you predict it? Just fuck off with your chart pattern naming shit.

So maybe it can recover in a day if your statement about it not being currency is true. Btfo

If you bought years ago, you're hugely in the money you dumb turd

>ranch dressing
What do u mean by this?

If I made Google years ago I'd be in the money. What's your point faggot? Fuck off with your oracle bullshit.

>buy eth at €10-€20
>crashes to €200

Yeah man, nocoiners sure win

Jokes on you, I made a lot of $$$ the last 2 days