Making hundreds (sometimes thousands) of dollars every day

>has gf but no friends
How?

I know those guys...
its pretty common

I'm married and have no friends.

It's a fucking nightmare, I can completely understand how

>oneesan waifu

getting a gf is easier than getting real friends because of the crutch of sexual attraction

o-okay

i just bought some litecoin at $38.25

I will sell it when it tests $40 again

and that will be about $300 profit for me in an hour of "work"

it will probably go higher than 40 but i dont really care, I just scalp

Maybe it's just the difference in hobbies and interests, but since I like a whole bunch of nerdy shit making friends comes naturally, whereas I have to go out of my way to make a gf.

I'm not sure what kind of interests and hobbies you'd be investing yourself in where you don't make friends naturally but have a gf.

Literally everyone on biz is trying to do this

What issues do you feel you have with women?

im an ugly manlet that draws zero interest?

Can you drop me an email? [email protected]

nah

i hope you use a condom or else you'll just create psychologically damaged happa children

...

Then keep living like a retarded poorfag. I wanted to ask you about your life and give tips.

Rip tips
But like holy shit dude, how do make money? I only ever got lucky with verge and redd.

Im not a selfish race-mixing faggot

Like daytrading always fucks me in the ass

well are you a female interested in submitting an application to be my carer / gf / lifecoach (i.e. help me spend my money)

im jewish and i have a sixth sense for reading charts

fly to vegas for a few days and rent girlfriends. become a regular there. while youre there try to learn about the vip parties and pay to join them.

No, I'm a guy who lives like he's in lamboland and I thought we could exchange information and benefit each other.

Shit man I guess lol. What tools do you use (If any, I mean you could just be a crypto jedi for all I know).

>>making hundreds (sometimes thousands) of dollars every day

hope you aren't talking about crypto (or any other investments)

only a retard would think of their gains in terms of daily income instead of overall %

sorry unless youre trying to set me up with your cute sister im not interested

crypto and stock trading both
well this retard quit his job and is living off gains for years to come

Ahh yes, because you buy shit with percents.

just doodle a bunch of meme lines all over the chart, I made 500 bucks on BTC while it was going downhill today following my lines

>I will sell it when it tests $40 again

and what about when it drops to $25 instead of going to $40, do you just hold?

you sound like a fucking retard, I seriously doubt you are consistently making money every day as you claim

if so, fucking prove it, screencap your account

>rich neet in need of a mommy gf
Are you me? ;_;

Fine, good luck! I'm out for now, you got my e-mail if you change your mind.

>crypto and stock trading both
well this retard quit his job and is living off gains for years to come

and let me guess, you aren't willing to provide any proof whatsoever, right?

you daily trade ?

>screencap account.
You know you can fake those with inspect element right?

Anyway it's not hard to make money with crypto right now. Litecoin won't go to $25 because BTC upcoming days have way too much uncertainly. People will flock onto Litecoin to hedge.

I would cut my losses very quickly if that happened

I would not hold through a 30% drop kek...

HODL is reddit tier retardation
I scalp

I dont care about proving shit to anyone here so whatever call me a larp idgaf

You are playing smart by not increasing your spending. You need your profits reinvested so your gains compound.

Please see what principal*e^(interest_rate*periods)
looks like. That could be your equity curve :^)

Damn, nice. I've tried to predict shit with bollinger bands. Went well a few times, but not as many successes as fails.

...

>I dont care about proving shit to anyone here so whatever call me a larp idgaf

Ok, anyone continuing to humor this idiot by posting in this thread is fucking retard

>herp derp i have women troubles

then this belongs in /b/ or /soc and not biz

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Money.

Maybe you're the one who is fucking retard.

any book do you recomend ?

uh what

stephen king's the dark tower series is probably my favorite

>well are you a female interested in submitting an application to be my carer / gf / lifecoach (i.e. help me spend my money)
This will not end well for you, senpai.

>[email protected]

LOL beat it you scamming shitskin.

stop being a dishonest piece of shit, and maybe youll make money.
brb while i peep some DB's for your email password.

IM TIRED OF BEING INCEL

about trading ?
where can i learn more ?

pls im a no gf neet just like you

Rent. It's cheaper.

You will not find a woman who will love you like your mother loved you (assuming non-shit mother). That is impossible.

$500/night rent for a 20 year old firm hottie is much cheaper than a divorce with your bankroll.

the best way to learn how to trade is to trade, and fail. every loss is a learning experience
just sold half my LTC, about 100$ realized

Lmao it's my anonymous e-mail, good luck you won't find anything there! Also I'm the whitest person you can imagine.

getting antsy that it will have trouble at this 39.5 staircase of big orders (on GDAX)

>passively earn 100k a year
How much would you need to do this?
Like 10mil?

Sounds like some of you faggots need a findom to set you straight

Hey OP, odds are low, but are you in Michigan?

massachusetts

Ahh, rip. There's a few hundred miles there lol

about half that

western femdom is shit, I require a yandere-type who I know actually loves me

>tfw 24 year old dropout with a net worth of 2.7 million.

I'm still a Dateless KHHV no friends, and haven't left my house in 8 months. What should I do? I just built a $3,000 gaming pc but I don't even have the drive to play games anymore...

I'll be your friend for money

Just play Heroes of the Storm all day getting take out for food until you're dead.

Find your interest and just learn about it. Work on finding your purpose. Soul search.

Money is but a tool. You won't have to be a wageslave, but you won't be 'normal' either. Get some rich friends, enjoy tgeir company and live life.

Women and sex, think of that shit post fap and you will see how overhyped it is. It's nice and all, but the responsibilities > the gain. Better off investing a flat amount in an escort for a night if you really need to.

So do you think money brings happiness or do you consider suicide on a regular basis?

Go away gaijin, desu

Give me 5k, fly to my location and we'll hang out. If you shower.

Happy for you user. Wishing you good fortune with your earnings

what's a vanguard account?

im worth 6 gorillion

I would also like to disguise my wealth if I make as much as you do one day. Just not THAT much. I'll actually learn to fucking cook, and dare I say, maybe even work out and make a really weak attempt at meeting people while at the same time keeping my wealth under wraps.

Pay for a personal trainer to tell you what to do and help you exercise, with that kind of money you can basically hire someone to motivate you and afford the right diet. This will also give you a Chad to analyze the behavior of.

All while doing this read literature, and read people's analysis of it. This will help you grow as a person, and give you an imagination/info/content to talk to people about if you're bad at socializing. Both of these are in the grand scheme some of the most affordable activities to do with the most benefit. Also helps to develop a good memory/learn languages, but that's extra.

If you work on being healthy and fit, you'll actually feel outgoing and confident. I know we're told this since grade school, but it's so true. You're only getting weaker, the only thing you can trust and are stuck with is yourself. But you have to want the cure, you have to actually work for it. Think about how many people live like garbage and feel like garbage just because it's so easy.

I've had a similar experience (not as much though) but I'm older, and trust me it's a nightmare the longer it goes. Wish I had done it at your age, please take this sincerely if what you're saying is true. Back throughout history we had rites of passage, the trauma, abuse, war, isolation that would transform us into men. We've lost our ways though in the last few decades, and without direction the average person ruins themselves. You're stuck in some inbetween, but it's obvious you're feeling yourself outgrowing your own habits.

Change is good, but both easier and harder than you think if that makes any sense. But it is so worth it. I'm about to have my first son because I decided to change one day. Good luck user.

I dunno, I worry the stock market will crash worse than crypto soon since it's overbought.

>Parents were wealthy but raised me and my siblings in a very middle class lifestyle
>Only now that I've gotten older I've been talking to my parents about trusts, etc, realizing there's a shitload of money put aside for me/siblings
>Trying to think about what to do with it and how to ask my parents to let me do things with it

For now I'll just live the life of a semi-autistic engineer.

Where you live?

Any other tips? I got like $500 to piss about with. Teach me senpai.

Vanguard Mutual Fund, while it is a good idea, its not for everyone, unlike hedge funds they are by law supposed to invest in certain index funds and have restrictions placed to protect which arguably is valuable, basically you get small reliable gains with a mutual fund. investing in real estate or whatever else you think is smart is probably better.
put your money where you are confident and educated, not just what Veeky Forums does.
for example i work as a real estate agent so of course rental properties or commerial properties are what i would like to manage, and of course land has really good leverage. correct me if im wrong on anything Veeky Forums fags.

This is the most real thing I've seen on here in a while. Change your life before it passes you by.

How is it possible to be rich and still have trouble with women? Literally just put a screenshot of your bank account on tinder and you will see how rucking shallow some women are.

I did this. Typing this at 430p in Koenji even though it feels like 1am.

I love Japan. No niggers, no SJW bullshit. Peace.

Notch. He got rich, his wife left him with the kid, and he's apparently still single in his fuckhuge mansion. Pretty sure he's autistic and spends his day playing too much factor.io.

Not much room for a woman to put up with, not that he seems bothered being alone, at least publicly.

women cut men off from their friends until they no longer hang out with anyone else. they are actual leeches on your time, energy, and money.

Way too young and rich to settle down in any way shape or form. Sure tfw gf is great feel but if you devote that much from yourself to someone else youre eventually going to forget how to be happy without them, and that is a far worse feeling.

based user

I'm another millioNEET here to say hi to my fellow 1%ers who still live with their parents.

I propose all us rich fucks move to San Francisco and ruin it for the libtards.

>well are you a female interested in submitting an application to be my carer / gf / lifecoach (i.e. help me spend my money)
Are you serious about the female lifecoach part or do you just want someone to fuck you?
I know this smart, legit 9/10 asian girl who does the whole companionship shtick online for money, super good at it. Beats fucking dumb armcandy who can't empathize with what you feel. Post throwaway email if you're interested.

I already have a wife.

I dont really love her, but she enables me just sititng by the PC thinking I can make crypto-money into real money like a god.

I cant. Ive lost 20% over the past 20 days. Im shit. But it doesnt matter cause my family is rich and my inheritige is virtually selfsustainable.

am i doing this right?

He was depressed for a while after he sold off minecraft

I'll be your friend for free, desu~

You should find more hobbys

white pig go home

>it's a Veeky Forums learns you can't just go to another country and live there for no reason episode

Send me the money and then you can kys and die happy knowing it's in good hands.

join some discord servers until you find one not full of normalfags, and make some friends there. that's what I did, it ain't perfect but it helps.

Low test beta confirmed.

Go and get some shots of testosterone and start exercising.

>hundreds (sometimes thousands) of dollars every day

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