Alright Veeky Forums I need advice

Good advice. Thank you.

honestly man,

dont worry about the money. Go out there, be social, make some friends, and find a reason to enjoy spending your wealth with somebody.

I just want a quiet house by a lake to spend time at with the people I care about. And thats all it honestly comes down to, is finding people who like to hangout with you for you and that you enjoy being with.

You seem like a chill guy, user. You shouldnt have trouble finding some close buddies and a lady along the way.

Another thing! I just read this post.

Moving to a city you are just another random motherfucker. I mean in a big city.

If I was you, I would find a nice smaller town where I can become well known and make connections with people. Then eventually people just ask you to date their daughters, sisters, cousins, whatever... because they think you are a cool guy, and you are single.

I feel like you could give us a little more to go on here as well. Im sort of grasping at straws to help you out. I dont know anything about you so its tough.

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Honest advice? Get verified on Polo and on Coinbase (if in the US) and use the money to short the stock market. It's going to crash bad SOON and I would be doing this but I have college debt. Look at the charts for DJIA...it's not sustainable at all and Trump's tax plan is going to be a flop and markets are going to go crashing down when it becomes more and more apparent that it's going to flop. All the rise in the past 8 months has pretty much been speculation on Trump passing huge tax reform but it will not happen. And I know you said no begging but I'll just ask for a tip.

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Well, I'm currently living with my parents and I don't plan on leaving because it's a really nice home. I live in a big city, so it's fine, but I'm not that social with other people. I don't feel like travelling, moving out, or doing much of anything.
That's kinda why I'm asking Veeky Forums for advice.

I've never been one to know the value of money as I don't really like to spend a lot. I've never really worked so nothing really matters to me.

I was thinking of maybe getting a few high class escorts to pop my virginity but idk.

Meh.

he said no begging. stop dickriding, you're embarrassing yourself. have you no dignity?

ahhh another thing.

Something I have always wanted to do if I got rich was change somebodies life.

There are honestly maybe 10-12 people you have met your whole life who are truly good people, who wouldnt fuck somebody over, and who go the extra mile even when nobody is looking. I always wanted to give one of them the life they deserved. Like right now, there is a poor asian guy living in his car going to my college. He was stabbed not to long ago protecting an older lady from having her purse stolen. When I talked to him about it you could just tell that the dude never had a though about the outcome for himself or what people would say. He never has. He is just doing the right thing because he needs to.
Anyway, if I was rich, I would pay for his college so he could get out of his situation. He is a truly good person for wayyy more reasons than what I mentioned and I feel like I could live a little happier knowing that while I might be just an average person, I helped somebody who actually deserved it and they are living a better life because of it.

If you want to live a comfy life I would do what this user said. I know you said you don't want investing advice but 1.2 million won't get you as far as you'd think in life. Don't spend it on stupid shit like a car or drugs. I don't know that's all the advice I can give.

you gotta spread the wealth broham. that's what makes rich people happy.

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How are your social skills?
Do you have no trouble talking to others and keeping conversations naturally going and its just that nobody interests you?
Or are you kind of shy and uncomfortable in social settings?

and meh on the escorts, friend.
Its a million times different being with somebody who you are friends with than it is being with somebody who you just want for their body.
Its a gross feeling afterwards, because suddenly they are meaningless to you.

>I plan on moving it to another location
You'll be lucky if your account doesn't get straight up locked out. Haven't you heard about the polo horror stories?

I'm good socially around others, I just actively don't seek people out. I also don't go clubbing or do anything, so I wouldn't know how to meet people. I just never learned to seek people and it's coming to bite me now that I'm older and alone.
Like, a few days ago, I just went drinking with my father because that's the only person I know. It's a bit pathetic but meh.

I was thinking of trying a dating site but idk.

Gonna be a fag for saying this but PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES. Don't be a faggot and lose everything

>time to move to another account
>tries to withdraw some of his BTC
>withdrawal saying "Awaiting Approval"
>"Your account has been flagged by our security team and you must contact a compliance agent to approve your withdrawal"
>contact Poloniex support
>"Thank you for your message, we will get back to you as soon as possible"
>weeks pass
>no response
>"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY???"
>months pass
>no response
>DON'T USE POLO THEY STOLE ALL MY MONEY FUUUUUUUUUU
>noone cares

Ok, find a hobby you are actualy into, and then find a place that has meetups for that hobby and maybe a club. start going even though the first few times are awkward. they will invite you to sit with them and what-not because they know how uncomfortable it can be. Then you get a base of friends with similar interests. from there, meet their friends and so on and so forth and now you have a big circle of acquaintances.

Also, although I wish I could have that opportunity with my Dad, sorry it was your only option, man. Where do you live (general area).
If I'm not too far I will legit come drink with you and maybe see if I have some friend that you would hit it off with.
(and I really dont want your money. or even to talk about it). I have lots of wealthy friends already, so its not too out of the norm.

no dignity whatsoever. shameful display, truly. your stepdad must be disgusted with you on a daily basis.

he doesn't want to meet up with you, pervert. this isn't craigslist.

Wow dude,

my bad for trying to help a guy by telling him hookers arent fulfilling.

i've seen where you've been going with this, you predator. OP this degenerate wants to rape you and steal your buttcoins. don't meet him.

Did you ever do any lending on polo? Is it legit?

keep quiet, secure those coins. diversify into physical silver. Crypto is years from being in a bubble.

Multiple generations will praise you for your wisdom.

you still have time to 'plant trees' and watch them grow. trade for asics to mine more coin.

your virginity is symbolic of spiritual virginity and is priceless.

What to buy? Decent parcels of farmland and 50 foot yachts are somewhat outside your pricerange to maintain. Probably next year these will be less than 1/10 of your worth to buy into.

"There is nothing new under the sun".

Live in solitude "as an exile"... look low enough to find the Lord God.

>I'm a kissless virgin, if that helps.
The second you aren't is the second your wallet starts depleting fyi. My best advice is don't disclose your financial success to whatever person you end up with if that is your desire. Other than that get a hobby, I make furniture, music, art, and jewelry.

man, I dont care if the dude wants to or not,
my life wont change either way.

At the very least trying to give the guy some actually helpful advice instead of "BUY MORE ASSETS! SHORT THE STOCK MARKET! GET A MOTORCYCLE!"

for real people, at least try to help the dude.

shut up spider, you're not fooling anyone.

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oh wait you're just larping, guess it doesn't matter

man you all are fucking paranoid little kids, you know that?

lol. I can imagine you in he corner of your rooms browsing pol waking in the middle of the night to swipe away the jews that come for you.

who told you about the flies? mossad?

Meh, here.

just do that I said.

Find a group that has meet-ups for something you like and join it. get past the awkward stage and then you will have friends for life.

You dont have to be amazing at going out and meeting new people, clubs literally do all the hard work for you. You could even join a fitness group and then get super yacked while making friends.

stop eating so many Reeses.

you think because there's a reeses wrapper he's a fat fuck and needs to join a fitness group? you're quite the junior detective, nancy.

lol, only noticed the reeses after that post, mate.
The fitness thing was just a comment on added bonuses while making friends.

chill out, its gunna be ok.

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kys you poorfag, get on my level

I'm shocked at how not one post in this thread is about begging.

sure, all the fat kids become bff's after joining a fitness group. is that where you usually lure your fat rich kids to prey upon them?

Good for you?
I don't really care about who makes more money.
I'm honestly just asking Veeky Forums for advice to find some sort of happiness.

move to thailand live like a king

if anyone in thailand with1 million dollarydoos would leave thailand.

yeah I can change the text of websites too.

you honestly sound like a whiny little bitch

>move to thailand
>end up with AIDS or a stab wound

You ok, man?

>Ree

No proof is enough proof so meh.
It doesn't really matter if people believe me.

Just demotivated.

i'm not rich enough for you to be interested.

Guns and related accessories. Friends can move, gf's come and go... but guns will be with you through thick and thin.

I think you're seeking meaning. Happiness is a short emotional high. A life with meaning isn't always happy, but is fulfilling.

My suggestion, honestly, is to find a good therapist and work through any baggage you have. Start to get out of the house. Enjoy the world around your family home. Enjoy the time you still have with your parents and any siblings you have.

$1,000,000 may seem like a lot of money, and it is "a lot" of money... but it really isn't much. Find a way to protect at least half your gains and get time working for you in diversified investments.

Honestly, user, find something that you love doing. Explore new things if you're not sure of what you love doing. Once you find that thing, find other people that feel the same way you do and make friends with mutual interests. Avoid alcohol. As someone who wasted 7 years of their life mostly - well - wasted, I encourage you to not make the same mistake I did.

Life is a lot more meaningful when it is shared with other people.

I hope this helps you, user. You deserve a meaningful life and have a great opportunity to make one.

Yeah, meaning. That's the right word.
Maybe you're right. Getting a therapist to talk to might help.

Thanks for the advice.

you really want to push that narrative huh, kiddo?

buy some top notch drugs, travel, fuck some whores, usual stuff

You're welcome, user.

I found therapy to be very helpful, personally. I used to think talking to someone else to help process my thoughts / feelings was a sign of weakness.

I've learned that the opposite is true. Acknowledging my limitations and using tools to overcome them makes me stronger.

I'm extremely high functioning, but my ASQ is still off the charts and I'm emotionally retarded. It took me a long time to realize that and even longer to do something about it. Life is a lot better now, though.

you're the ~80 million sia holder, aren't you

Good guess.

Anyways, thank you for the advice everyone.

This nigga is both 1. dumb, and 2. insane

Hide your wealth. Keep it from everyone you know. People change with money. And because the people around you behave differently, you're going to respond differently as well.

Money controls a lot of people. It seems like common sense but you only see it before it's too late, especially when you're the one with the moneybags that isn't going anywhere anytime soon. Quite literally try to live your life as you did before.

Be generous but don't afraid to act frugal at times just to stave off that mentality and to protect yourself from seeming like a target.

It's a shame, but you need to hide it from friends, lovers, and family. If you really feel the need to purchase a big ticket item as an appreciation or a legitimate gift, make sure you have an excuse for the funds but as a limited amount. You winning 20k on a lotto ticket is a lot different than this shit buddy. You hit it hard.

I wish I didn't spend all my bitcoin on silkroad back in 2011. Yikes.

Hi OP.

I was a virgin too. I was not kissless though. I suggest you put money into fun college courses and find a cool chad or friend to chill with. Its a great way to make good friends. My friend got me a girl with a tight pussy to fuck for a year, and she was a bitch but her pussy was tight, I fucked more than 20 girls now and its still the tightest girl I ever fucked, one girl was tight but not quite as tight.

That doesn't need much money. That should take care of the virginity. I think you can find hobbies you enjoy more now too. If they make money, thats even better.

I hope you the best! Put away your money into fiat if you want and live off the interest.

If you want to donate, why not start your own foundation so you know its going to a good cause?

I'm an oldfag and this sounds like truth to me.
OP, get your money off that exchange asap!

I suggest against the escorts OP. If you use money for sex, you will always think of women as purchasable dolls, instead of using your charm to do it for free. Try to find stuff that is cheap and good. Traveling is good, gas is cheap! You don't wanna travel at all or live on your own at all? Not even to try it out? You are like a caged bird that is very big and powerful and you don't want to stretch your wings and fly?

Try it. Get a cheap car if you want to do stuff. Find something to occupy your time with. Do stuff that will give you stories.

Give this poor guy something who almost lost his will too live because of his financial situation

Buy 1 million $1 meals and then feed the world!

I'd get myself all the metalworking tools I could get my hands on because I love making shit
means of production, man

an ultralight plane/helo would also be nice

What are you holding?