Your reaction. When you die you see this

Your reaction. When you die you see this.

I question why everyone looks so ugly.

I question why Jesus isn't middle-eastern with white hair and red eyes like in Revelation.

I question why everything is made of clouds instead of precious metals and jewelry.

>I get yelled at by Platonist heathens who think the physical descriptions of paradise of metaphors for an immaterial existence despite that being heretical as fuck.

I ask why everyone is so ugly again.

so far so good

>tfw was right al along
kek

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I ask where was I before I was born, how I'm able to see hear, and be aware without eyes, ears and a brain, and where do the amoebas, fungi, and plants go when they die.

HI MR GOD

SORRY ABOUT THE NOT GOING TO CHURCH EVER THING

YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN I ALWAYS DID WONDER

UH ... ARE WE COOL? I WOULDN'T HAVE SHOWN UP HERE IF WE WEREN'T COOL, RIGHT?

tacky, poor symbolism, the father's hand isn't even on the globe. French.

Garbage.

much better

I'd kill myself.

"you clearly need to tell those Muslims that their faith is a lie"

"also pls make America great again"

*tries to wake up*

Straight to Hell for retardation.
>no minorities allowed
I believed.

"Where the hell were you when the Muslims took Constantinople".

>there was only one set of footprints in the sand because I was carrying them

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*unsheathes katana*
You're gonna have to do better than that...

For a moment I thought they were in a bowling alley

>waiting for Greeks to pay debnts

The best Jesus and God picture of all time.

infinite joy as I realize death isn't actually eternal nothingness.

Won't even care if I go to hell, it's better then nonexistance, whatever it is

where all the coloreds at

>Not in hell for being a heathen
>Not a virtuous pagan
I mean, I was wrong, but fuck yeah, no eternal suffering for me.

hell

>being confined to the plebby human body for eternity
lame

Pls no hell
Thnx

They literally all have the same fucking face except some have beards tacked on.

god looks like santa
they pigeons wings aren't correctly placed

looks a lot tackier then I thought

you die and see this
what do?

Literally, non metaphorically, non ironically, exactly this.

Also sorry for fapping. The flesh is weak, etc.

With Venice.

Nice pic

so good

BUT DAAAAAAD ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE GOING

"Oh cool, it's Zeus and Dionysos! Hey yo my God-bros, which way is the orgy?"

You die and you DON'T see this because your body hasn't been mummified and your ba can't reunite with your ka.
Your reaction?

tears of joy
kneel
pray

straight to paradise

>"Why did you make me an edgy memelord?"
>"Before I go to hell you have to answer some questions"
>(tips fedora)

Shiiiieeet

I tried, sorry.

Your reaction when you die and you don't see this because you fell for the Abrahamic cuckoldry.

The Greek pantheon is cool as fuck. What sucks is their take on the afterlife.

>We meet again. *smile*

grey desert

they want some fuck from me

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