Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up

>crucified on Friday
>resurrected on Sunday
>only 2 days

What did he mean by this?

Always underpromise and over deliver .

"three days" just means "long time" in the culture at the time. similar to "big mob" or likewise in aboriginal cultures.

He delivered ahead of schedule and people still complain smhtbhf

>shitting on JC of all people

Even fedoras have to respect him for his message.

The third day is a symbolic time period for his absence, that signifies a period comprising his ascension to his return in the day of judgement.

Man teaches love, reapect, non-violence, sharing wealth and generally being nice to each other rather than killing and robbing.

Still hated 2017 years later!

*1984 years later

Fedoras don't respect anything, not even their own mothers that bring them food in their basements.

With few understandable exceptions, not loving your mother should ban you from living in any community forever. There's nothing more sacred than motherhood tebehe.

What message? "Do what I say or I'll burn you in fire forever"? Yeah, fuck that message, and fuck JC.

>be humble
>love your enemy
>be kind
>share with others

He forgave the thief crucified next to him because in his dying breath he found clarity and asked for mercy, when it would have been so easy to just spit on the world that has wronged him so. JC was a lovely human being.

>liking slave morality

>I've never read the old testament, the post

>it was just symbolic I swear bro
>the rest is true though

>hating kindness, love, humbleness, forgiveness and self-sacrifice for the greater good

As a purely historical figure JC was incredible.

The morals of a poor starving illiterate kike who was eternally buttmad that there existed people who are superior to him, and thus made a moral system that casted poor illiterates like himself as the heroes

There is nothing indicating he was jewish. Non-jewish people did also live in the region.

So your problem is that he was likely Jewish?

>kindness, love, humbleness, forgiveness and self-sacrifice for the greater good

All things which were already present in Judaism.

Also present in Judaism:
>FUCKING GOYIM REEEEE

he was born jewish and spoke hebrew.

>he hasn't read the old testament also: the post

the old testament was how the jews kept their end of god's covenant, while god kept forgiving them

eventually he got fed up and sent JC

>thinks a literal english translation is the best way to understand what jesus said instead of the original language in its historical and cultural context

wew

>nothing indicating he was jewish

>descended from King David
>attends temple services
>addressed as 'rabbi'
>tried by the Sanhedrin
>identified as a Jew by the Samaritan woman at the well
>wore tzitzit in accordance with Jewish law

Your problem with that being?

Oh come now that could be anyone

Is the bible the most symbolic book of all time?

Nobody said like. Even Nietzsche had respect for da dude. Quit quoting slave morality when you don't know what you're talking about edgelord.

>replies to obvious bait
saw that same comment word for word in another jesus thread.

As always, Veeky Forums providing post after post with bullshit for a very simple question.

The actual answer, op, is just this: the ancients counted inclusively, which means to them from Friday to Sunday there were three days (Friday, Saturday and Sunday).

This is the same reason why we are in the 21 century but only 20 centuries have been completed in our contemporary way of count, which is not inclusive.

I didn't know hats were sentient!?!?

>descended from King David

Source?

All the gospels agree that Joseph was a member of the House of Solomon and the direct descendant of King David

Oh shit but user... user I....

Joseph wasn't his father.............

Luke 3:23-38 English Standard Version (ESV)

The Genealogy of Jesus Christ
23 Jesus, when he began his ministry, was about thirty years of age, being the son (as was supposed) of Joseph, the son of Heli, 24 the son of Matthat, the son of Levi, the son of Melchi, the son of Jannai, the son of Joseph, 25 the son of Mattathias, the son of Amos, the son of Nahum, the son of Esli, the son of Naggai, 26 the son of Maath, the son of Mattathias, the son of Semein, the son of Josech, the son of Joda, 27 the son of Joanan, the son of Rhesa, the son of Zerubbabel, the son of Shealtiel,[a] the son of Neri, 28 the son of Melchi, the son of Addi, the son of Cosam, the son of Elmadam, the son of Er, 29 the son of Joshua, the son of Eliezer, the son of Jorim, the son of Matthat, the son of Levi, 30 the son of Simeon, the son of Judah, the son of Joseph, the son of Jonam, the son of Eliakim, 31 the son of Melea, the son of Menna, the son of Mattatha, the son of Nathan, the son of David, 32 the son of Jesse, the son of Obed, the son of Boaz, the son of Sala, the son of Nahshon, 33 the son of Amminadab, the son of Admin, the son of Arni, the son of Hezron, the son of Perez, the son of Judah, 34 the son of Jacob, the son of Isaac, the son of Abraham, the son of Terah, the son of Nahor, 35 the son of Serug, the son of Reu, the son of Peleg, the son of Eber, the son of Shelah, 36 the son of Cainan, the son of Arphaxad, the son of Shem, the son of Noah, the son of Lamech, 37 the son of Methuselah, the son of Enoch, the son of Jared, the son of Mahalaleel, the son of Cainan, 38 the son of Enos, the son of Seth, the son of Adam, the son of God.

Footnotes:

Luke 3:27 Greek Salathiel

>implying Joseph was Jesus father

When will the heebs learn, reading the old testament the heebs keep abandoning God over and over again.

If the Christians agree with the Jews (OT = Torah) and Muslims agree with the Jews (Torah + says parts of the Talmud is the word of Allah)

but Jews don't agree with Muslims or Christians, doesn't that make the jew right? If they all agree with him, but he doesn't agree with them?

Naw God passed them up a long time ago.

All he demanded as obedience but they fucked it all up. So the covenant went to the Christians but they raised armies and mucked the whole thing up.

So God got super butthurt and sent Mohammad to MAKE humans submit. That's what Islam means, Submit.

Jesus Christ was G-d you dumb muslim.

Indeed, those who disbelieve - it is all the same for them whether you warn them or do not warn them - they will not believe. Allah has set a seal upon their hearts and upon their hearing, and over their vision is a veil. And for them is a great punishment.

There shall be no compulsion in [acceptance of] the religion. The right course has become clear from the wrong. So whoever disbelieves in Taghut and believes in Allah has grasped the most trustworthy handhold with no break in it. And Allah is Hearing and Knowing.

I'm no Muslim I'm simply pointing out that theologically Muslims have Christians over a barrel.

The same way Christianity usurped the Abrahamic deity from the Jews, the Muslims usurped the deity from the Christians.

>implying the jews haven't had the diety this whole time

You can't usurp G-d.

Don't play ignorant.

You behave

Where was all that when they massacred my ancestors, destroyed their temples and erased their religion/culture? Kike worshipping bigger belong with the rest of the Semites so cucks out of you Europe you stupid nigger

Lol go to bed you're drunk

Ayn Rand: “Guilt is a rope that wears thin.”

I am drunk but cucks you Abrahamic kike scourge. The Romanians were right traitors like christniggers are worse than a Muslim or jew

That's it, go get 'em sparky!

You're fierce grrrrarrr!

You started the war , we finished it dumb pagancuck.

What the fuck. Resurrection is not real. If it could happen in the past, i should be able to happen today too. If it couldn't, then it never happened

He called a woman a dog

Then what about the third night?

Matthew 12:40: For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.

Hello satan.

Hi there.