>be teenager >mom dies of breast cancer >live in a homeless shelter >eat cabbage and water for several years >join army >get blown up and poison gassed >re-enlist as message runner (deadliest job) >5 medals of bravery >live in someone's attic >write an opera >imprisoned for protesting against the banks
Christian Ross
Hitler.
Aiden Davis
>Be white American >Grow to 18 >Discover an amazing internet site >Find that literally cannot stop sucking dicks.
Cameron Mitchell
ok that was too easy, ill do another one
Xavier Ward
you
Ethan Allen
Puccini
James Russell
>part of a major religious tradition >name sounds similar to an infamous figure in the religion >associated with desperation and last resorts >if their name is used for a building, it is usually a cancer hospital
who am I?
Isaac Ramirez
>grow to 18
Can't be OP then
Bentley Powell
Kurt Weill
Carson Thomas
St. Jude
Julian Wilson
Judah?
Ryan Murphy
Dog bless user
Wyatt Martinez
>as a kid, taken prisoner >work as a servant to the enemy general >learn language, customs and tactics of your the enemies >escape and reunite with your people >become leader >teach them how to properly wage war against europeans >in war, capture your former master >kill him making him drink molten gold >die just before taking the capital city >war will last for more than 300 years
Daniel Collins
Valerian, perhaps?
Luis Cox
Military leader Lautaro
Juan Baker
Vlad the Impaler?
Blake Sanchez
Moot?
Mason Butler
>be Greek peasant >dubious ancestry, claim to be descended from Constantine >may or may not have been held hostage by Bulgars at some point >become Emperor's bodyguard due to wrestling skills >ordered by Emperor to divorce wife and marry his mistress >get declared co-emperor after murdering Emperor's uncle >notice some other guy is gaining the Emperor's favor >have them both stabbed to death, declare self emperor >write a shitload of laws >be friends with the Pope by firing the Patriarch and putting in one he likes >kill Armenians, heretics, and Arabs >conquer Naples from Muslims, lose Sicily >favorite firstborn son and co-emperor dies >suspect that second son was actually last Emperor's son from the mistress >second son also believes it, order him arrested >declare third son to be co-emperor >release second son after peasantfags start rioting >get injured by deer while hunting >convinced that page who saved me was an assassin, have him executed >die >cuck son becomes Emperor, has last Emperor be given a fancy funeral >third son becomes emperor after he dies for, like, a year >cuck son's line continues on another 200 years