Alright Veeky Forums, who would win in a fight? Rasputin or Charles II?
>Rasputin. The giant homeless wizard who ended the Russian Empire, by fucking the queen and cucking the Tsar, with a Boney M song to match. Surviving poison, knife and bullet, he had a cock as long as his health bar.
>Or.. Charles II, of Spain. Physically and mentally retarded, he managed to be the greatest ruler in European history.. showing Monarchy is legitimately retard-proof.
>These two abnormally proportioned historical heavy weight will clash, but only one will be crowned.. >Deadliest Warrior
Ethan Brooks
probably rasputin because physically tougher
Juan Perez
who would win: >A burly russian giant who had claimed to have mystic powers OR >an inbreed
Jose Long
Who would win?
>stocky Russian Muzhik vs >a literal retard
I'm going with Rasputin.
James James
I have witness what many have referred to as tard strength, so I am giving it to Charles.
Isaiah Nguyen
I've worked with retards as a profession: just because they're strong doesn't mean they're smart enough to effectively defend themselves.
You know how stupid it looks when little kids fight? That's how retards fight, you can stop them easily.
Ethan Price
>Rasputin >Killed by Communists because he was too weak to keep the Romanovs on the throne >some peasant conman
>Charles II >Died of his own free will, even gave his Bourbon relatives the throne because he was that much of an absolute madman >was of royal stock, had Bourbon and Habsburg blood, descendant of Hugh Capet as well as countless Emperors, Kings, Princes, Counts and Dukes. >Pure noble blood, not a drop of peasant in him >Pretended to be retarded so that his courtiers and officials would talk openly when near him >Accidentally killed his wife with his huge dick
Gee I wonder who???
Christopher Wright
Also pic related
Charles II was alpha as fuck
Brody Bell
>pst kid >bet on me
Carson King
>big dick russian hobo mage VS >A FUCKING RETARD
Jayden Collins
How is this even close? Rasputin easily wins. Simulation out of 1000 battles would have 937 of them go to Rasputin
Henry Young
Debate these
Jacob Campbell
Rasputin wasn't killed by communists, he was killed by Russian nobility.
Even so, it's still a big guy (4 u) vs a legit retard.
Samuel Moore
rasputin is lifegain for sure, but what's charles?
Aaron Reed
I work with adults with special needs. They are distinguished as such for a reason. Someone earlier in the thread said they have no concept of how to use their strength, and since i have had to escape the grip of multiple 220+ full grown autistic adults i can confirm that it is not really that difficult. For a man like Rasputin who is far stronger and larger than i am, it would be a cakewalk. >killed by communists Russian nobility but whatever. In any case, it took a fuck ton of poison and a drowning to put Rasputin down. Dude just wouldnt fucking die even after he was shot. Charles would cry like a bitch the second Rasputin gave him a solid knock to the jaw because he has the mind of a child.
Ryder King
Rooting for Charlie. He'll engage tard mode and use his signature Hasby chin slam to knock that smelly maniac shaman out. Plus his drool will make the arena slippery. Hard to fight when you're tripping on spit-soaked monk robes.
Asher Rogers
>I work with adults with special needs Neat, I do as well.
Nicholas Lee
>pretended to be retarded
Kayden Wood
Charlie was fucking based and alpha He also has the spanish armada
Evan Ross
yeah posting on Veeky Forums is tough work
Connor Nguyen
Gonna need that picture of the Hapsburg wearing sunglasses my man
Jason Rivera
>laughs in eternal anglo
Ryder Ortiz
On a real note, I think the part of me that likes working with special needs people is the same part of me that likes coming to Veeky Forums.