Somedays, just wanna sell ma ANS and call it quits

So you keep saying. Fuck off.

NEOS is different from NEO dumbasss

no, we don't want your bags.

HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY
HANDS WEAK, BAGS ARE HEAVY
MOUSING OVER "SELL ORDER" ALREADY
GAINS ARE PETTY
HE'S NERVOUS
POLONIUX TRADING ON MARGIN CREDDY TO SHORT COINS
BUT HE KEEPS ON FORGETTING
HOW MUCH HE'S DOWN
THE WHOLE VOLUME'S DOUBLED NOW
HE TRIES TO CLOSE HIS SHORTS BUT THE ORDERS WON'T GO OUT
ITS MOONING NOW
EVERYBODY'S BUYING HOW
HE CAN'T TRADE OUT
MARGIN CALLED, OVER, BLAOW!

SNAP BACK TO REALITY
OH THERE GOES RDD
OH THERE GOES SIA, HE JOKED
HE'S SO MAD BUT HE WON'T GIVE UP XRP, NO
WANTS LAMBOS HE KNOWS HIS WHOLE ACCOUNT IS SO FROZE
IT DON'T MATTER HE'LL HOLD
HE KNOWS THAT BUT HES BROKE
HE DAY TRADES ON HIS PHONE
WHEN HE DRAWS MEME TRIANGLES AT HOME
THAT'S WHEN IT'S BACK TO Veeky Forums AGAIN, YO
THIS WHOLE SATOSHI
GOTTA SOLVE THE CAPTCHA TO POST
AND HOPE A MOON DON'T PASS HIM

YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF IN THE MARKET
THE MOMENT YOU OWN IT, YOU BETTER NEVER LET IT GO
YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT, DO NOT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO HOLD
THIS LAMBO-TUNITY COMES ONCE IN A LIFETIME

Legitimately funny.

Wow. That's pretty good.

pretty sick dude

>LAMBO-TUNITY

...

Hey that's pretty good

Amazing

Shit, somebody screencap for the next fag that posts his losses.

There's the Boom and the Bust. After a Gigantic Run-Up you have to expect there to be an Adjustment Period.