What would the Romans think about EU today?

What would the Romans think about EU today?

Go ask a Romanian right now

A corrupt shithole yay

Ruining Europas legacy

Cuck Union

Didnt they actually want europe to unite under them? Kind of like how it is now, without us all bowing to rome? So id assume they would be happy, but fucked off they are not the sole ruling power

They would unironically welcome the shitskin invasion
>skin resembles that of Romans
>more workforce was always welcome
>they were always very cosmopolitan and tolerant
Only issue is turrism but mudslimes would tone it down if allowed to do whatever the fuck they wanted

Which Romance country would Rome be most proud of?

France. They were the closest to reforming a European Empire if only the Eternal Anglo didn't butt-in in every opportunity.

France

As opposed to the squeaky clean utopia that was the Roman Empire.

>mudslimes would tone it down if allowed to do whatever the fuck they wanted
>wot
You mean when everyone dose only what they want.

Oops, was for

They would think it's gay as fuck

>teutones and cimbri in charge
>civitas for all
>landgrants without doing military service
>borders are not guarded by the legions
>no true roman bread for true romans
>women and slaves allowed in the comitia plebis tributa
>auctoritas and dignitas dont mean shit anymore
>lelnofuckthatshit.stele
PROSCRIPTIONS WHEN?

It is based

Gas the germans
CIMBRIAN WARS NOW

Not enough Crucifixions.

They were a multicultural, authoritarian dystopia so they would probably like it. It depends on the Emperor because some of the Emperors really disliked Semites and Christians and thus would dislike it.

I'm pretty sure the Romans would have a lot to say about the current morality in the West, and none of it would be positive.

This meme pic is proper stupid.

They would love it.

>So id assume they would be happy, but fucked off they are not the sole ruling power

Depending on what period of Roman you'd asked, they'd probably take trading their territories in Africa/the middle east for shitty northern barbarians as a raw deal.

Obviously though technologically things have changed and in terms of civilized city-dwelling society Europe is less of a backwater than it was in their day, so who knows.

>romans
>morality
There exist historical records outside of history channel shows dude

They would be surprised on how the Jews have gained extreme power.