>Got trolled into not going to University by /pol/ trolls saying it's a "Jewish scam" and "you'll never get a job with a degree so just work minimum wage for the rest of your life" >Then got trolled by /r9k/ trolls into not even working because they kept posting that fucking smug Pepe with the "How can a man wake up and make a living for himself instead of being a parasite off of hardworking people...... etc Noam "Communist Kike" Chomsky quote
>No I have no degree, no job, no money, nothing because I listened to righty neets from pol and communists from r9k
James Howard
Life is a scam, you need to kys asap OP
Levi Garcia
Welfare is available for the mentally retarded. Have you applied yet?
Ryder Peterson
user, don't you know all those posts are satire
Ian Phillips
You fell for memes instead of DYOR, you're no better than the uneducated masses. Try harder next life.
Xavier Evans
College is a Jewish scam you idiot, that doesn't mean you can make money by doing NOTHING. YOU STILL HAVE TO DO SHIT FOR MONEY DUUUUUUUHH.
Juan Thomas
No....
Cooper Adams
Do community c
Luke Miller
moral to your story, dont believe the fags from the internet. Get your ass out there and make something for yourself, you wont get a ribbon for sitting at home feeling sorry for yourself
Isaac Bell
Since you're this dumb, join the Armed Forces.
Hunter Wood
>We told you to buy Litecoin in 2013 when it was pennies on the dollar >We told you to buy Ethereum in 2016 when it was just a few dollars >We told you to start a business selling shit like the jews >Instead you listen to shills who probably regularly posts "MUH BLACK DICK" for the last 4 years on a chinese cartoon message board.
Hunter Harris
This place has fucked me over many times, but it also has genuine people giving good advice. Just gotta be able to sift through the bullshit, just like IRL, except it's more difficult on an anonymous message board.
Logan Bell
Who are "we" and where can I find you
Jack Smith
You should put up a backpages add and have old men fuck your asshole. Sure you'll get aids, but you'll be well off in life, and you shouldn't spread your seed anyways.
Ryder Flores
t. fag from the internet
Justin Adams
>Just gotta be able to sift through the bullshit, How do you sift? What criteria do you sort by?
Nolan Hall
We are Veeky Forums you retard
Luke Miller
Since online communication lacks a lot of the rich detail of face to face contact, particularly in an anonymous message board, you pretty much have to use whatever said here as a hypothesis to be proven and then do extensive research on your own to see if it can be disproven. If we're talking about cryptocurrencies, for example, when someone posts up a graph with a rising wedge saying something is going to moon, GO LOOK AT THE FUNDAMENTALS OF A COIN and then see if it's worth buying or not. Another extremely important piece of advice I can give to people (especially newcomers) is that if someone online in a message board is telling you that something will reach astronomical highs soon, you're most likely way too late to be buying and if you do, you'd be buying right into the peak of a pump and end up becoming a bagholder as has been the fate of many people here (including myself).
Technical analysis is complete horeshit. Ignore it completely and do actual qualitative research on a coin before buying.
Adam Sullivan
check behind you
Logan Barnes
OH SHIT
Gabriel Long
I can't do that on every single shitpost on Veeky Forums dude. How do you sort the shitposts from the goodposts without going into a huge amount of detail on each one?
Gavin Morris
*tips fedora
nothing personal kid
Hunter Clark
>Making life choices based on shitposts likely authored by someone who looks like pic related WEW
Ayden Bennett
College is a scam, but you shouldn't have had to listen to /pol/ to realize that.
Living to better your fellow humans is truly a virtuous endeavor, but you shouldn't have needed to listen to /r9k/ in order to realize that.
In conclusion, you're mentally impaired.
Michael Butler
Best post in this thread
David Rivera
This
Life is only fun if you're born a rich 10/10 chad
It's a miserable grind for everyone else
Charles Fisher
Taking the cryptocurrency example, you'd achieve that by doing your own research in your spare time. Then you'll be able to have some basic criteria for what you would consider to be a promising coin and be able to quickly sift through posts.
For example, you see these threads about LomoCoin being about to moon. I did some research and found that while it is a very innovative idea, there won't be a pump any time soon because it's still very early in it's development and if anything it's a very long term hold if you wanna make any significant gains from it.
There's money to be made in crypto, but it's no longer like in 2013 when you could've just bought a million Bitcoin and sat on it for four years and cash out and be a millionaire. A lot of people who got rich off Bitcoin were extremely lucky and/or extremely well informed on financial markets. The market is maturing now with increased awareness and so the only way you'll make any money is by actually working hard at it (doing extensive research on your own), and if you want to make astronomical gains you have to work even harder. It's not easy gains any longer unless you just happen to be extremely lucky.
Basically if you come into this thinking it's gonna make you a millionaire overnight with no work on your part, you'll most likely lose most if not all of your investment.
tl;dr Don't rely on Veeky Forums as your primary source for investment advice. Use it only as a source for tips on potential investment opportunities which you then do your own extensive research on.
Colton Bell
B-But muh ANS...
Joshua Hughes
I avoided all that shit simply because I don't trust the Chinese. Miserable bunch of people.
Aaron Lee
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact." You're right it's their fault.
Jacob Ward
take responsibility for your mistakes. become an assassin or something.
Grayson Wright
I don't picture anyone who's attracted to /r9k/ to really stand a chance anyway. Don't beat yourself up too bad.
Ian Wright
more sick gains later this year for me.
Jackson Howard
You know what is the truth? You only heard what you wanted, ie what you already agreed. That is why you didn't got to university while you were visiting /pol/. You are lazy. I highly doubt you went to the gym, even though /pol/ says that going to the gym is the right thing to do. It's all your fault, nigger. You didn't fall to any baits. You were this way all along. You only saw what you wanted to. You are so lazy you won't even accept it's your own fault.
Easton Gomez
Enjoy your gains man. I really hope you do make it, but it's just not my cup of tea.
Chase Brown
Then get a job and take night classes. wtf?
Asher Bailey
Don't let the debtlets fool you, uni is indeed a scam. But not wageslaving for a bit is wrong, here's how you do it. >work mcwagecuck job for several years >live frugally(with family if possible( >save and invest what you can >once you have 70k buy some bitcoins and try to buy a cheap condo >rent condo out >???? >NEET master race before youre 30 >use condo money to start business It requires a bit of wagecucking but it'll be all worth it
Daniel Peterson
user, I think you should invest your lifesavings in Digibyte.
We're gonna make it bro.
Jaxon Cook
>Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggiiiieeeeeeeee Ahoy landlubber, I was just taking my new kayak out for a paddle, hope you dont mind, its one of my many hobbies. Glad to see youre finally taking a well deserved weekend off, perhaps when you retire you can join me, although we both know you'll be workin till death! tut tut tut wagie, see you around *paddles off*
Cooper Lopez
you can go back to school now and actually have an appreciation for why you're there rather than just going there straight out of high school because that's what's expected of you and being an ungrateful little faggot
Luke Gonzalez
How is it his fault that he's lazy?
Blake Williams
>miserable grind >not giving meaning to your suffering and becoming your own personal Übermensch Stay poor in money and soul.
Colton Rogers
/pol/ and /r9k/ are the ultimate jewish scams.
Maybe you're just really dumb. Too bad you're not a nigger cause you could collect lots of money for being low IQ
William Bell
>dont believe the fags from the internet >immediately unironically gives advise as a fag from the internet
Nicholas Hill
The redpill I've realized is that /pol/ was created by Jews as controlled opposition.
Camden Cruz
>tfw first semester at uni and earning 40% over minimum wage >be successful, complete work ahead of schedule and add useful insights >probably headed for an increase on my renewed contract for next sem it's probably white privilege.
If i knew how to get in touch with technologically challenged people, i'd start a business to work weekends / general free time, too.
Carson Hill
is there one thing in your life that didn't bore you to death ?
go 24/7/365 tibetian monk on that
Jeremiah Parker
lol user you got troled hard
Ryder Peterson
>listening to Veeky Forums
Zachary Reyes
those tartan blankets are gonna get ruined by seawater
Michael Barnes
ohh ohhh do me next!!!
Adam Price
>do your own research! do extensive research! if it doesnt work out you didnt do enough research or you didnt research the right things! invest in good coins, not shitcoins! so what if shitcoins saw greater gains as often or more often than quality coins?? so what if everything is down massively across the board right now, completely disproving all of this as a good strategy?? you should've invested in those particular coins we told you to buy way back when! why didnt you listen?? you deserve to be poor!
^ biz, the summary
Connor Thompson
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Jeremiah Thomas
This is wrong. Solely take advice from Veeky Forums.
Veeky Forums got me a swole /g/ got me a job Veeky Forums made me thousands
And btw. Lomocoin was shilled here at 800 sats then moon to 2400sats.
XVG was shilled at 4sats and mooned to over 140 fucking sats. 35x your investment or higher.
RDD was shilled at 6 sats, look at it now.
Buy anything that is shilled.
Mason Nelson
>And btw. Lomocoin was shilled here at 800 sats then moon to 2400sats.
But it was also shilled here at 2400sats...and by then it was obviously too late.
Can't even conclude "only buy when it's low", because low isn't a number, so buying Lomocoin at 800 could've been a catastrophe too, because it could've reversed at 810, 950, 2400, 3600, or $400.
It might be that the only good time to buy Veeky Forums shilled coins is when they first appear on here. But then again, look at Milocoin, Niggercoin, Mooncoin, etc.
Lucas Torres
>you'll never get a job with a degree so just work minimum wage for the rest of your life
There is a huge amount of middle ground between those two things. College is a scam. Everything you learn there you can learn on your own, with the exceptions of things that require certification, of course, like being a doctor or a pharmacist.
Want to be a software engineer? That education is free. Want to work in the trades? That costs 10% what college does.
Stop blaming others for your laziness and do something productive with your time.
Liam Baker
Ma man
Asher Kelly
>taking advice from anonymous imageboard WHAT COULD GO WRONG
Justin Reyes
>how to get in touch with technologically challenged people Throw a fucking rock, wherever it lands you will find that person. The default person, regardless of race, knows fuck all about technology, and over half of them are proud of their technological ignorance.
Oliver Russell
Think positive - with that amount of stupidity and inability to do your own research you most likely would have failed uni anyways!
Isaiah Cruz
This, and they'll praise you like you're a fucking wizard too.