Hitler Death Anniversary Celebration thread

Happy Hitler Dead day Veeky Forums

72 days ago today!

gg no re?
>t. Stalin

Ding dong the cunt is dead
Why you ask?
Stalin shat on his head
His dead corpse was fucked by Churchill
His anus, with semen, was hard to fill

Ooooooooh the cunt is deeeeeaaaaaad

I'm genuinely sad he wasn't captured alive, Soviets should have sent some commandos a la Otto Skorzeny to do it.

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>the real stalin here, too busy taking the centre of a bukkake to give further comment

>Although his guards thought that it was strange not to see him awake at his usual time, they were strictly instructed not to bother him and left him alone the entire day. At around 10 p.m., he was discovered by Peter Lozgachev, the Deputy Commandant of Kuntsevo, who entered his bedroom to check on him and recalled the scene of Stalin lying on his back on the floor of his room beside his bed, wearing pyjama bottoms and an undershirt, with his clothes soaked in stale urine. A frightened Lozgachev asked Stalin what happened to him, but all he could get out of him was unintelligible responses that sounded like "Dzhhhhh." Lozgachev used the bedroom telephone to frantically call a few party officials; he told them that Stalin may have had a stroke and asked them to send good doctors to the Kuntsevo residence immediately. Lavrentiy Beria was informed and arrived a few hours afterwards. The doctors arrived in the early morning of 2 March when they changed Stalin's bedclothes and tended to him. They diagnosed him with a cerebral hemorrhage (stroke) caused by hypertension (high blood pressure), with stomach hemorrhage facilitating. He was treated in his dacha with leeches, as was customary at the time. On 3 March his double Felix Dadaev was recalled from vacation to Moscow "to be ready to stand in for Stalin if needed", but he never needed to. On 4 March Stalin's illness was broadcast in the media with surprising detail such as pulse, blood pressure and urinalysis; for convenience the time of his stroke was said to be 2 March and his location as Moscow. The bedridden Stalin died on 5 March 1953, at the age of 74.

>haha i bet the time your homeland was invaded was important to you but i didn't even care haha dude i didn't even sweat that shit haha man i mean i didn't even care that my fellow country men were sent to die in the snow, dude
What a prick

>72 days ago
I knew the tinfoilers were onto something about that gap in the calendars!

how much poo do you think he released when he shot himself? it's a well known phenomenon that death relaxes the bowels and causes defecation. just imagine the brown surprise his bodyguard must have smelt when hitler's body got bbqed!