Hey Veeky Forums, can we have a quote thread?...

Hey Veeky Forums, can we have a quote thread?, Post your favorite quotes of your favorite or controversial historic figures

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"Who are these guys, oh shi-"
-Oskar Direlwanger

rest in pieces :(

*thump*
- Archduke Franz Ferdinand, later adopted by President John F. Kennedy

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"*autistic screeching*"
- Karl Marx

"Behold! I've brought you a man."

the quote is actually a good counter for LGBT shit

page 11 death row bump lmao

Knowing ol' oskar, it probably went something more like
>oh yeah, beat me harder, i've been a naughty fucking nazi. haven't I, daddy? Ooooh, fuck yeah, jam that bayonet up my tight little ass

>If I know anything about serbians, its that they're only capeable of one assassination attempt per day

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Memed.

"I'm a cunt"
- Donald Trump

What are you gonna do, stab me?
- Julius Caesar

fuck you i giggled

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No wonder he got his shit slapped.

Brilliant

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Damn, this makes his achievements look even more impressive.

Robert Surcouf, a French corsair (privateer) and all-around badass, talkingwith a British officer after capturing his ship, the Kent:

British officer: “You French fight for money, while we British fight for honor.”
Robert Surcouf: “Sir, a man fights for what he lacks the most.”

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In what way?

DO IT AGAIN BOMBER HARRIS

AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

lel