Kills 4 police officers

>kills 4 police officers
>only given 8 months in prison

If Hitler had been given a longer jail term, would world war 2 have been averted?

Hitler was a dindu nuffin. He was framed.

To be fair, he spent most of his life imprisoned by his bowels, you know, having to locate the nearest toilet in whatever room he entered.

He didn't kill them. He led a revolt that caused them to be killed.
>If Hitler had been given a longer jail term, would world war 2 have been averted?
No, Rohm would have been Chancellor.

He also shat himself many times!!!

Why does no one care?

So he was a dindu? And they say niggers are bad, but here is the dear leader of the white nationalists, kek.

Why does he look so decidedly male if he only had one ball and a hypospadias cock?

Was Hitler an anglo?

Why does he look so decidedly male if he only had one ball and a hypospadias?

How did his shoulders get broad and his voice get deeper if he was missing a ball?

Yes. The NDSAP was a fringe party without him and only rose to prominence again when he was released.

But why was this 1-balled wonder so important in a world of MEN???????

Why is his hand in his pocket?

Is he holding onto the one remaining testicle he has so it doesn't wander away?

>get sent to prison
>writes mein kampf
>gets even more famous and gains even more support

They probably could've shot and the nazis still would've happened under Strasserism.

If he had been given longer to write even more Mein Kampf's, the KPD would've bailed him out themselves.

Why was he sent to a men's prison if he only had 1 ball and hypospadias? Why couldn't he request a gender neutral cell to accommodate both sides of his gender expression?

>nazi germany could have actually been nationalist and socialist
>rohm would be actual buddies with socialism in one country stalin
>they could exile and kill jews and destroy europe together and stuff

you are the SHITLER guy, god damn cant start a legit Hitler thread up in here with out you talking about his IBS and how Eva had to carry an extra change of drawers in her purse

This is it! Now we can finally discredit Herr Hitler and every neo-nazi will feel silly and repent their old evil ways

Same happened with Stalin. He got sent several times to Siberia but "escaped".

Why the fuck are monarchist empires in decline so fucking lenient?

If a guy like Hitler happened in Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia they would have fucking executed him. 8 months is fucking ridiculous. What were they thinking??

The judge in charge of the case was a right wing extremist with a history of giving right wing thugs lenient sentences.

He basically got out early for good behavior. He got along well with the prison guards pretty well.

This and he was a war hero

That too. His status as a decorated WW1 veteran got him a lot of sympathy.

>Hitler the most cunning and charismatic speaker in all of history is able to convince people that he became good
Not surprising at all.

Just another case of an evil genius getting what he wants with nothing but manipulation.

Why were they calling him a "man" when he was only 35? Wouldn't he have been a boy? I shall make 34 this summer and would certainly not want to be called a woman! (Part of what makes me want to become an FtM, by the way.)

SHART IN MACHT

He had big veins for being in between genders. Wow!

You start getting called man or woman at around 25 or whenever you wrap up school and start acting like an adult.

Why did hitler wear that fucking ridiculous mustache?

My parents still regard me as a child at 33 and probably always will. But that would mean he was already a man by WW1.

It was like saying, "I'm masculine in a trimmed down way." So gay!!!

Gayest man in the world at the time!!! Look at his bulge!

So gay!

What the fuck is this shitposting?

Gotta believe it's stormfags pretending to be tumblrites. Kill yourselves

Because he was so gay!

He used to piss me off but if he's scaring people out of starting Hitler threads I might reconsider my stance.

I'm a she!

Kek. What an ironic article.

This is me! Do boys paint their nails? Not even Adolf did that and he could have afforded gallons of nail polish.

Since when can a guy wear a pink or peach Fitbit band in the South without getting his ass kicked right into next week???

What medals did he get?

How obvious do you need to be?

The Iron Cross

I post in a couple other boards, and theres always one who comes in and repeats the same points, even if they have nothing to do with what is being talked about
Its crazy though, to me anyways, some ones entire life is spent trolling an anonymous japanese message board with dumb comments.
I always liked this board because the discussions are actually really good, alot of fascinating historical stuff.
anyways...